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3481
« on: September 09, 2015, 08:06:20 PM »
This is why Dark Souls is for retards.
Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.
This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl 
It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
I think it was because it took until Sen's for me to really get into the flow and finally realize I may be able to beat the game. Everything up to then I just kind of stumbled through, and Sen's felt like the make or break point of the game for me. It's like From put it there as a way of saying 'Alright, you made it here. Now are you definitely sure you want to push on? Yes? Good, go get them champ.'
Then you get to Anor Londo. Full of dangerous walkways and towering giants. And you just think to yourself 'Well I said I was gonna push on so fuck it, let's do this!'
Oh yeah, I remember it was because I followed a guide. I value a functioning controller and an enjoyable game instead of a broken controller and a more enjoyable, albeit frustrating game.
But seriously, FUCK those fucking archer knights in Anor Londo. Cunts.
I don't think I would have been able to finish it if I didn't know what I was doing by reading a guide. Sure some people may see it as cheapening the experience but fuck those guys, I want to know how to find stuff and make the game more manageable.
And fuck those assholes they still give me trouble. Good thing they stagger pretty easily
It came to a point where I'd just get a summon solely for the purpose of suiciding for those archer knights. It's the most difficult part of the game for me.
I finished the whole thing without Summoning, soloing O+S with Super Ornstein was the great highlight of the game for me. It's not as hard when you realize you can ignore the Knight on the left.
The one on the left still manages to fuck me over.
Y'know, now that I'm more experienced at the game I might give it a try without summoning. Could be fun.
I remember I had to beat the Four Fags without a summon, because nobody puts signs down in New Londo. It was a nightmare.
There's a summon for The Four Burger Kings? o_O
Yeah, on one of the little islands with the bridges that lead to New Londo.
3482
« on: September 09, 2015, 08:04:14 PM »
I'm Northern Irish and I've never heard of "Afternoon George".
It means something
Unless it literally means "Afternoon, George". I've heard people here just say "afternoon" instead of saying "good afternoon".
3483
« on: September 09, 2015, 08:02:33 PM »
I'm Northern Irish and I've never heard of "Afternoon George".
3484
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:58:04 PM »
This is why Dark Souls is for retards.
Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.
This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl
It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
I think it was because it took until Sen's for me to really get into the flow and finally realize I may be able to beat the game. Everything up to then I just kind of stumbled through, and Sen's felt like the make or break point of the game for me. It's like From put it there as a way of saying 'Alright, you made it here. Now are you definitely sure you want to push on? Yes? Good, go get them champ.'
Then you get to Anor Londo. Full of dangerous walkways and towering giants. And you just think to yourself 'Well I said I was gonna push on so fuck it, let's do this!'
Oh yeah, I remember it was because I followed a guide. I value a functioning controller and an enjoyable game instead of a broken controller and a more enjoyable, albeit frustrating game.
But seriously, FUCK those fucking archer knights in Anor Londo. Cunts.
I don't think I would have been able to finish it if I didn't know what I was doing by reading a guide. Sure some people may see it as cheapening the experience but fuck those guys, I want to know how to find stuff and make the game more manageable.
And fuck those assholes they still give me trouble. Good thing they stagger pretty easily
It came to a point where I'd just get a summon solely for the purpose of suiciding for those archer knights. It's the most difficult part of the game for me.
I finished the whole thing without Summoning, soloing O+S with Super Ornstein was the great highlight of the game for me. It's not as hard when you realize you can ignore the Knight on the left.
The one on the left still manages to fuck me over. Y'know, now that I'm more experienced at the game I might give it a try without summoning. Could be fun. I remember I had to beat the Four Fags without a summon, because nobody puts signs down in New Londo. It was a nightmare.
3485
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:54:38 PM »
3486
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:52:12 PM »
This is why Dark Souls is for retards.
Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.
This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl
It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
I think it was because it took until Sen's for me to really get into the flow and finally realize I may be able to beat the game. Everything up to then I just kind of stumbled through, and Sen's felt like the make or break point of the game for me. It's like From put it there as a way of saying 'Alright, you made it here. Now are you definitely sure you want to push on? Yes? Good, go get them champ.'
Then you get to Anor Londo. Full of dangerous walkways and towering giants. And you just think to yourself 'Well I said I was gonna push on so fuck it, let's do this!'
Oh yeah, I remember it was because I followed a guide. I value a functioning controller and an enjoyable game instead of a broken controller and a more enjoyable, albeit frustrating game.
But seriously, FUCK those fucking archer knights in Anor Londo. Cunts.
I don't think I would have been able to finish it if I didn't know what I was doing by reading a guide. Sure some people may see it as cheapening the experience but fuck those guys, I want to know how to find stuff and make the game more manageable.
And fuck those assholes they still give me trouble. Good thing they stagger pretty easily
It came to a point where I'd just get a summon solely for the purpose of suiciding for those archer knights. It's the most difficult part of the game for me.
3487
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:39:11 PM »
This is why Dark Souls is for retards.
Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.
This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl
It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
I think it was because it took until Sen's for me to really get into the flow and finally realize I may be able to beat the game. Everything up to then I just kind of stumbled through, and Sen's felt like the make or break point of the game for me. It's like From put it there as a way of saying 'Alright, you made it here. Now are you definitely sure you want to push on? Yes? Good, go get them champ.'
Then you get to Anor Londo. Full of dangerous walkways and towering giants. And you just think to yourself 'Well I said I was gonna push on so fuck it, let's do this!'
Oh yeah, I remember it was because I followed a guide. I value a functioning controller and an enjoyable game instead of a broken controller and a more enjoyable, albeit frustrating game. But seriously, FUCK those fucking archer knights in Anor Londo. Cunts.
3488
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:33:32 PM »
This is why Dark Souls is for retards.
Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.
This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl
It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
3489
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:30:55 PM »
This is why Dark Souls is for retards.
Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.
This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
3490
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:28:41 PM »
If you're playing the first Dark Souls, just save yourself the trouble till you "git gud" and play hollow.
You wouldn't believe how much fucking XP I get from this though. One time I entered a battle and it gave me like 30000 fucking XP just for being there. Then I get like 9000 or 5000 for helping beat one of these over powered mother fuckers. It's insane. It's probably the best way to level up I have ever seen. I have just been leveling up strength, intelligence, and endurance.
Yeah, you get the amount of souls they had on them. I was using my Giantdad build in the forest and I kept getting like, 100k souls from each assraping I gave the phantoms. I eventually had more than I could spend. Which is a tad annoying. Oh well, at least there isn't soul memory in the first one. Bunch of fucking bullshit.
3491
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:24:28 PM »
i ain't finding nothing for I will morder you and your entirely family by drugging them, tieing them up and putting them in your front yard and then grinding you up with a lawnmore which will later kill you all from eternal bleeding. I will then cut off your still beating heads and brotally skulfuck them.
Yes, that's because I made it up myself.
3492
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:15:32 PM »
oh
3493
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:13:49 PM »
I don't have a fucking clue what "get money" means
"I'm broke as fuck"
Damn you just admit to the shit lol smh tbh
Thing is though, I'm far from broke, and you have no idea what my wealth is, so, yeah, man.
YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME POSTING ON THIS BITCH THIS IS MY FIRST TIME EVEN COMING TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER IM TOO BUSY GETTIN MONEY ON YOU LAMES LMAO GET YOUR BANDS UP LIL NIGGA
Alright.
3494
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:11:08 PM »
I don't have a fucking clue what "get money" means
"I'm broke as fuck"
Damn you just admit to the shit lol smh tbh
Thing is though, I'm far from broke, and you have no idea what my wealth is, so, yeah, man. I don't really know how not being able to understand niggerish is admitting to having no personal wealth.
3495
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:08:52 PM »
Shut the fuck up none of you understand my torment. Fuck you dad.
you can beat your mother with me to relieve your pain
Mom just watches like a fucking cowerd when dad does bad things to my behind
3496
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:07:40 PM »
I don't know what that is.
And I didn't even know what verbatim was before I saw your name.
IM IN THE FIELD TURNT UP YOU IN THE BASEMENT EATIN TURNIPS
Who can decipher this cryptic language?
A fuckboy like you can't LMAO GET MONEY
What? This is just nonsense.
You seem nonplussed my nigga
I am nonplussed. I don't have a fucking clue what "get money" means, or any of this subhuman bastardized English in general.
3497
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:05:52 PM »
I don't know what that is.
And I didn't even know what verbatim was before I saw your name.
IM IN THE FIELD TURNT UP YOU IN THE BASEMENT EATIN TURNIPS
Who can decipher this cryptic language?
A fuckboy like you can't LMAO GET MONEY
What? This is just nonsense.
3498
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:05:16 PM »
Shut the fuck up none of you understand my torment. Fuck you dad.
3499
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:03:50 PM »
3500
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:01:50 PM »
I don't know what that is.
And I didn't even know what verbatim was before I saw your name.
IM IN THE FIELD TURNT UP YOU IN THE BASEMENT EATIN TURNIPS
Who can decipher this cryptic language?
It means get ya bread up
Lost in translation?
3501
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:00:49 PM »
I will morder you and your entirely family by drugging them, tieing them up and putting them in your front yard and then grinding you up with a lawnmore which will later kill you all from eternal bleeding. I will then cut off your still beating heads and brotally skulfuck them.
3502
« on: September 09, 2015, 06:58:29 PM »
I don't know what that is.
And I didn't even know what verbatim was before I saw your name.
IM IN THE FIELD TURNT UP YOU IN THE BASEMENT EATIN TURNIPS
Who can decipher this cryptic language?
3503
« on: September 09, 2015, 06:23:26 PM »
I don't know what that is.
And I didn't even know what verbatim was before I saw your name.
3504
« on: September 09, 2015, 04:48:08 PM »
Space Oddity. Mine; Spoiler You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
3505
« on: September 09, 2015, 04:37:47 PM »
Wait, what?
3506
« on: September 09, 2015, 04:33:34 PM »
Holy fuck will you two shut the fuck up?
How about Challenger leaves me the fuck alone? He has some kind of obsession with me.
You're the one that started this you stupid cunt
I said "I can't believe I didn't read through this thread". Then Challenger quoted me with some half-wit remark for absolutely NO reason. Fuck off.
3507
« on: September 09, 2015, 04:30:22 PM »
Holy fuck will you two shut the fuck up?
How about Challenger leaves me the fuck alone? He has some kind of obsession with me.
3508
« on: September 09, 2015, 04:28:05 PM »
I can't believe I didn't read through this thread. Holy fuck.
That's cause you don't get money
Excuse me?
You
Don't
Get
Money
Bitch nigga
Damn I'm so tired of you tough talkin ass niggas online I can't stand yall
Why are you acting like a retarded ape all of a sudden? Oh wait.
Don't hate me because I'm everything you want to be
Yes, I want to be you, a filthy sandnigger.
I got sand on my dick from your momma's pussy LOLOCAUST
I honestly don't give a shit about my mother, so that doesn't affect me. Just wanted to point that out. Do people actually get offended when you insult their mother? LOL!
3509
« on: September 09, 2015, 04:25:05 PM »
I can't believe I didn't read through this thread. Holy fuck.
That's cause you don't get money
Excuse me?
You
Don't
Get
Money
Bitch nigga
Damn I'm so tired of you tough talkin ass niggas online I can't stand yall
Why are you acting like a retarded ape all of a sudden? Oh wait.
Don't hate me because I'm everything you want to be
Yes, I want to be you, a filthy sandnigger.
3510
« on: September 09, 2015, 04:20:29 PM »
Happy birthday, by the way
Don't steal my line, motherfucker.
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