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The Flood / Re: funny thing is
« on: October 01, 2015, 11:21:54 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Hi everyone
« on: October 01, 2015, 11:17:15 AM »
COOKIE ON WRACK
Die.
Sexun

I keep reading your name as "Poopy master"

are you like simon the shitbender? raised by a family of white trash scat fetishists?

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The Flood / Re: funny thing is
« on: October 01, 2015, 11:14:52 AM »
i bleach my throat

i tan my throat by drinking the contents of a spray tan bottle

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The Flood / funny thing is
« on: October 01, 2015, 11:13:21 AM »
white people tan their skin
and black people bleach their skin

what's the deal with that?

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The Flood / Re: What's the best Black Girl Bait?
« on: October 01, 2015, 11:11:19 AM »
HAHAHAHAHA SKIN COLOR LMAO

Just sayin', the other thread was stereotyping white girls.
Shut the fuck up you pale faced demon

oh ok

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The Flood / Re: What's the best Black Girl Bait?
« on: October 01, 2015, 11:10:09 AM »
HAHAHAHAHA SKIN COLOR LMAO

Just sayin', the other thread was stereotyping white girls.

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The Flood / What's the best Black Girl Bait?
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:43:15 AM »
I'm thinking a bargain bucket from KFC.

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The Flood / Re: What is the best White Girl Bait?
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:04:25 AM »
SHORT SENTENCE THAT DOESN'T CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING FGT FGT FGT FGT FGT FGT FGT FGT FGT FGT FGT

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I'd kill to make love to Alton Brown

why

he looks like a fucking reptile


He's a lovely man

He's not a man though, he's a goblin.
She says, “Time to get fucked, slut.”

You are fighting the goblin: (Level: 1)
The goblin before you is a typical example of her species, with dark green skin, pointed ears, and purple hair that would look more at home on a punk-rocker. She’s only about three feet tall, but makes up for it with her curvy body, sporting hips and breasts that would entice any of the men in your village were she full-size. There isn’t a single scrap of clothing on her, just lewd leather straps and a few clinking pouches. She does sport quite a lot of piercings – the most noticeable being large studs hanging from her purple nipples. Her eyes are fiery red, and practically glow with lust. This one isn’t going to be satisfied until she has her way with you. It shouldn’t be too hard to subdue such a little creature, right?
You see she is in perfect health. (100% HP)

>Attack
>Tease
>Spells
>Items
>Run
>P. Specials
>M. Specials
>Wait
>Fantasize

Is there a rape option
You have to beat the goblin in combat first.

Or tease it until its lust meter is full.

Alright, attack her by chopping off her head and then having sex with her body.

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The Flood / Re: post a gif that blows your mind ITT
« on: October 01, 2015, 09:58:54 AM »
hah a

2983
I'd kill to make love to Alton Brown

why

he looks like a fucking reptile


He's a lovely man

He's not a man though, he's a goblin.
She says, “Time to get fucked, slut.”

You are fighting the goblin: (Level: 1)
The goblin before you is a typical example of her species, with dark green skin, pointed ears, and purple hair that would look more at home on a punk-rocker. She’s only about three feet tall, but makes up for it with her curvy body, sporting hips and breasts that would entice any of the men in your village were she full-size. There isn’t a single scrap of clothing on her, just lewd leather straps and a few clinking pouches. She does sport quite a lot of piercings – the most noticeable being large studs hanging from her purple nipples. Her eyes are fiery red, and practically glow with lust. This one isn’t going to be satisfied until she has her way with you. It shouldn’t be too hard to subdue such a little creature, right?
You see she is in perfect health. (100% HP)

>Attack
>Tease
>Spells
>Items
>Run
>P. Specials
>M. Specials
>Wait
>Fantasize

Is there a rape option

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I'd kill to make love to Alton Brown

why

he looks like a fucking reptile


He's a lovely man

He's not a man though, he's a goblin.

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The Flood / Re: On that day in history: 12/7/2014
« on: October 01, 2015, 09:53:41 AM »
This is RETARDED.

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I'd kill to make love to Alton Brown

why

he looks like a fucking reptile


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Sure thing.

2988
The Flood / Re: How come people can't just talk to their crushes?
« on: October 01, 2015, 07:07:42 AM »
Just fuck them in the ass. 👌

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The Flood / Re: How old do you think I am?
« on: October 01, 2015, 06:29:34 AM »
about 57 years old if I guessed correctly

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The Flood / Re: Hey, gun nuts
« on: October 01, 2015, 06:28:19 AM »
Why the copyrigiht? Who on the fuck would steal that?

2991
The Flood / Re: Most evil thing you can think of
« on: October 01, 2015, 06:25:23 AM »
Opening fire on random people on the street with a shotgun.

2992
The Flood / Re: Am I beautiful?
« on: September 30, 2015, 10:17:11 PM »

2993
The Flood / Am I beautiful?
« on: September 30, 2015, 10:12:36 PM »

Or am I beautiful?

POST CREEPY SHIT

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The Flood / Re: Why Do People Sag?
« on: September 30, 2015, 10:08:47 PM »
It's comfortable? Or something? Fuck if I know.

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The Flood / Re: A song that will move you.
« on: September 30, 2015, 10:03:16 PM »
OBLIGATORY FOX SHIT



YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Hard to believe October is almost here.
« on: September 30, 2015, 10:01:46 PM »
Pretty shit tbh fam

Also it is already October.
stop time traveling

It's just the way I am, man. It's hard to accept, but one day, you'll learn.

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The Flood / Re: Hello! I am cancer. ¡Hola! Soy cáncer.
« on: September 30, 2015, 09:38:42 PM »



but I can certainly tell you this place seems less autistic.
no one has ever been more wrong

Never said it wasn't autistic. Just said 'less'.

I can't see how b.net could possibly be more autistic than here.

Everyone on b.net gets butthurt or
takes b8 at some point. I would assume the Sep7 community knows better.

They don't, but most of those users got banned, so we're just left with people who generally don't get butthurt.

You missed out on all that stuff with Kinder, man. Shit was comedy gold. Deci's autistic arm-flailing shitfits are pretty funny, too.

Sounds glorious.

It was man, it was. But after Kinder got banned the lulz started to dwindle and things aren't as interesting as they used to be. I hope you new guys stick around so this place gets more entertaining again.

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The Flood / Re: I want some new headphones.
« on: September 30, 2015, 09:36:24 PM »
Buy Beats by Dr. Dre.
I have some beats studios but the left speaker is dying on me. I paid like $300 for these hoes.

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S CHEAP GARBAGE AND THEY PUT METAL WEIGHTS IN IT TO MAKE IT FEEL HIGHER QUALITY

YOU GOT FUCKING CUCKED OUT OF $300 AND IT'S GOING INTO DRES PHAT PAYCHECK

HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL

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The Flood / Re: I want some new headphones.
« on: September 30, 2015, 09:35:19 PM »
Buy Beats by Dr. Dre.

But then you can't hear people talk about how sweet your Beats are

Don't even listen to music. Just pretend you are. You don't buy them for listening to music, it's for looking the part.

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