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This is the DEFCON Warning System. Alert status for 8 P.M., Thursday, October 13th, 2016. Condition code is Yellow. DEFCON 3.

There are currently no imminent nuclear threats against the United States at this time, however the situation is considered fluid and can change rapidly.

Tensions between Russia and the United States have reached levels beyond the cold war in the recent week.

The situation between Russia and the United States is extremely fluid at the moment. In all likelihood as dynamic as at times during the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962. Mainstream media has taken a very serious tone concerning the change from diplomatic to military options between NATO and Russia. CNN stated, “It’s not a new Cold War. It’s not even a deep chill. It’s an outright conflict.” On October 10th Former Soviet Premier Gorbachev is quoted as saying, “I think the world has reached a dangerous point.”

There are signs of a potential growing large scale conflict in nearly every geopolitical hotspot including Syria, Yemen, Ukraine, and the Philippines. Syria is seen as one of the trigger points to the renewed tensions between the United States and Russia. The United States has also accused Russia of a cyberattack and meddling with the US Presidential Election. White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest promised on Tuesday that the U.S. would deliver a “proportional” response to Russia’s alleged hacking of American computer systems. The US and Britain are also expected to weigh into Syrian military options on Friday. This could increase tensions between the two superpowers to a greater extent.

Moreover, Houthi rebels on the South Coast of Yemen fired one anti-ship missile at the U.S.S. Mason on Sunday, and another on Wednesday. The Pentagon responded by firing 5 TLAM missiles at radar stations inside Yemen. Around this same time, Iran dispatched a fleet of ships to the area. The U.S.S. Eisenhower Carrier Strike Group has also been dispatched to the area.

At this time, the DEFCON Warning System feels that an increase to DEFCON 3 would be a prudent move. The situation is currently fluid with diplomatic ties strained and military threats coming from both sides. Russian media is reportedly telling its citizens to prepare for nuclear war. Russia has recently conducted civil defense drills and completed inspections of underground areas to house government officials and some civilians in the event of nuclear war. This is a very sensitive situation which has the potential to spiral out of control. It is recommended that all citizens learn the steps to be taken in the event of nuclear war. We will continue to bring updated information as we receive it.

The DEFCON Warning System is an analytical reporting organization which focuses on nuclear threats against the United States and offers an alert code to the public based on current events. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch. The public should make their own evaluations and not rely on the DEFCON Warning System for any strategic planning. At all times, citizens are urged to learn what steps to take in the event of a nuclear attack.

If this had been an actual attack, the DEFCON Warning System will give radiation readings for areas that are reported to it. Your readings will vary. Official news sources will have radiation readings for your area.

This concludes this broadcast of the DEFCON Warning System.

So apparently there's possibility of nuclear war, and the Russian media is telling people to prepare for it. Make of that as you will.

Every moment in my current residence has been slow as shit.

Send some of that time dilation my way fam

Quote from: clum clum on October 13, 2016, 06:04:20 PM

Woah... really makes you think lol... cuz the jews promote immigration yet are vehemently anti-immigration when it comes to Israel...

Disgusting goy, stop spreading your Nazi propaganda.

Oh greatest ally, I am so sorry for stepping out of line with that racist statement -- if I had only realized

Why would he say something like that on air? Talk about career suicide.

What are your top 3 favorite skins, guys?

Mines are;
Roadhog Mako
Genji Cinnabar
Reaper Nevermore

The fact that you're comparing rolling in the grass to a sport is fucking retarded.

Um, no I wasn't. I'm just saying that intelligence is correlated to what someone finds fun.

There's nothing wrong with enjoying sports. But exceptionally bright minds have a tendency to get bored if they don't have a multitude of things to sate their need for enjoyment.

Obviously?

Quote from: clum clum on October 11, 2016, 07:22:01 AM

Quote from: Big Boss on October 11, 2016, 06:11:02 AM

Is it just me or have they made it way too easy?

Yup. The whole game's a joke. Worst thing is, people will defend it.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy ORAS, but the game is hilariously easy compared to older Pokémon games.

To me, it seems like if Hillary wins, it'd be the same as Obama winning again -- there would be another 4 years of inertia.

Time didn't exist until humans invented it

Same here.

history xD

yeah LOL dude fuck history xD

same

Quote from: clum clum on October 10, 2016, 08:29:25 PM

Funny, if Hillary actually said this there wouldn't be anywhere near as big of an uproar versus what Trump said.

Just a line of dirty old men volunteering to stand in front of her.

lmfao, that's not an image I need in my head

KEBAB

Abrahamic religions are cancer