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The Flood / Re: Honest Question
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:28:11 PM »
I either pee sitting down or piss in the bathroom sink.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:26:34 PM »
Anyone else get a feeling that Roman is lying? I dunno, maybe he's not, but this just seems "all too easy" and convenient.
Either this is all a very consistent persona that he's been running with since Bnet, or it's true.

I just don't understand. He was crying about not having any girls that liked him, and now he's apparently swimming in pussy and he wants to go back to playing his fucking video games? What? Am I missing something here?
It's because I want as much time as possible to play said video games, the pussy can be sacrificed for the greater cause, i.e. Star Wars Battlefront.

But aren't you only starting to get pussy? Why are you giving it up so early?

Also, Star Wars Battlefront is shit. A husk of the game that it could have been.
Mainly for H5. Halo 5 > Pussy

Halo 5's not gonna be all that great either.

Just know that if you start tfwing about no gf again, it's entirely your fault.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:21:42 PM »
Anyone else get a feeling that Roman is lying? I dunno, maybe he's not, but this just seems "all too easy" and convenient.
Either this is all a very consistent persona that he's been running with since Bnet, or it's true.

I just don't understand. He was crying about not having any girls that liked him, and now he's apparently swimming in pussy and he wants to go back to playing his fucking video games? What? Am I missing something here?
It's because I want as much time as possible to play said video games, the pussy can be sacrificed for the greater cause, i.e. Star Wars Battlefront.

But aren't you only starting to get pussy? Why are you giving it up so early?

Also, Star Wars Battlefront is shit. A husk of the game that it could have been.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:20:16 PM »
Anyone else get a feeling that Roman is lying? I dunno, maybe he's not, but this just seems "all too easy" and convenient.
Either this is all a very consistent persona that he's been running with since Bnet, or it's true.

I just don't understand. He was crying about not having any girls that liked him, and now he's apparently swimming in pussy and he wants to go back to playing his fucking video games? What? Am I missing something here?
He's an odd case.

He also wouldn't date this one girl who was apparently good looking because she smoked, but he'll let a fat woman blow him.

LOL god damn

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:19:43 PM »
Anyone else get a feeling that Roman is lying? I dunno, maybe he's not, but this just seems "all too easy" and convenient.
I'm not lying, I led this poor girl on just to get some head. I'm more embarrassed. I'll probably have to get really drunk to put it out of my mind. I actually wish I was lying about this.

See;
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I just don't understand. He was crying about not having any girls that liked him, and now he's apparently swimming in pussy and he wants to go back to playing his fucking video games? What? Am I missing something here?

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The Flood / Re: hi, men
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:18:57 PM »
very good men

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:17:09 PM »
Anyone else get a feeling that Roman is lying? I dunno, maybe he's not, but this just seems "all too easy" and convenient.
Either this is all a very consistent persona that he's been running with since Bnet, or it's true.

I just don't understand. He was crying about not having any girls that liked him, and now he's apparently swimming in pussy and he wants to go back to playing his fucking video games? What? Am I missing something here?

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:13:07 PM »
Anyone else get a feeling that Roman is lying? I dunno, maybe he's not, but this just seems "all too easy" and convenient.

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The Flood / Re: How Fucked Are You?
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:11:27 PM »
HOLY FUCKING SHIT A THREAD INSPIRED BY MY POST I AM FUCKING FLATTERED

HOLY FUCKING GOD DAMN FUCK SHIT.

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The Flood / Re: A creepy video made by some nerd trolls(hopefully)
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:59:31 PM »
Imagine if the first signal aliens received from us was this video.

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The Flood / Re: The Fuck
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:56:56 PM »
The government seized Cheat's computer and now they are monitoring us.

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The Flood / Re: Claim Your Best Friend Megathread
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:05:52 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Have you traveled? If so, where?
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:05:02 PM »
Spain, England and Guernsey (if you don't count that as part of England).

That'll change soon enough.

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The Flood / Re: The meanest thing someone has said to you?
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:03:37 PM »
I've gotten a lot of shit over the years, but I don't think I could pick out the "meanest" thing someone has said to me.

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The Flood / Re: Claim Your Best Friend Megathread
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:01:51 PM »
Nobody.

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The Flood / Re: Razors?
« on: October 22, 2015, 09:12:30 AM »
I solely use disposable these days. I find that it is cheaper, and does the same job.

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The Flood / Amazing music videos
« on: October 22, 2015, 09:04:04 AM »
YouTube


Fucking hell, that was quite the adventure.

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The Flood / Re: feminism - read about it sometime
« on: October 20, 2015, 02:37:20 PM »
Read about killing yourself.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH SICK BURN DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE GET LE NOSCOPED XDXDXD HOPE YOU BROUGHT LE BURN HEAL
I actually think you should kill yourself though.

Couldn't give a fuck tbh

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The Flood / Re: When did you watch your first porn?
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:07:09 AM »
are people that watched porn at a super early age more apt to have some fucked up fetishes?

perhaps, because they'd have more time to become desensitized to stuff

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The Flood / Re: Idea for a rage comic
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:02:29 AM »
holy fucking god dude you must be severely autistic

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The Flood / Re: When did you watch your first porn?
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:01:36 AM »
11

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The Flood / Re: feminism - read about it sometime
« on: October 20, 2015, 10:59:40 AM »
Read about killing yourself.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH SICK BURN DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE GET LE NOSCOPED XDXDXD HOPE YOU BROUGHT LE BURN HEAL

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The Flood / Re: tfw faster than light travel might not be a reality
« on: October 19, 2015, 11:53:07 PM »
tfw that we will never leave this galaxy

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The Flood / Re: .
« on: October 19, 2015, 10:23:05 PM »
Do you Stand™ with Rand™?

I am not sure what that means

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The Flood / Re: .
« on: October 19, 2015, 10:19:50 PM »
Ender gets me.

How big is your dick?

estimate of over 6.5 inches, not sure about girth (haven't actually measured it)

needless to say people have been more than impressed by it

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The Flood / Re: feminism - read about it sometime
« on: October 19, 2015, 09:38:10 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Game(s) you hated at first, but grew to love
« on: October 19, 2015, 09:03:14 PM »
Dark Souls

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Gaming / Re: Choose your favorite Pokemon and describe why you like it
« on: October 19, 2015, 09:02:46 PM »
Giratina, especially the shiny

need I say more

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