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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:23:37 PM »


Seriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.


thats why this one is objectively better

Yeah, but still, there's no knowing that they'd be able to make anything of that, either.

Nobody tries to see these things from the perspective of lifeforms completely unlike anything on this planet.

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:17:06 PM »


Seriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.


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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:13:07 PM »
There'd be excitement for a while, a lot of conspiracies would get fucked up the dick, but it'd eventually peter out and life would return to normal - assuming they can't visit us, that is.

Effective communication with a life form that developed on a completely different planet would be nigh impossible, I'd guess, as well. I don't know what on the fuck they hope to achieve with that Arecibo message.

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The Flood / Re: Coolest lyrics ever
« on: October 29, 2015, 08:39:14 PM »
Fuck you titty suckin' two balled bitch with a fat green clit.
My big conhoto bitch.
Oh shit, fucking ass licking piss sucking cunt,
these nuts on your lips Kentucky fried Kung-Pao clits

I don't know what to say.
So what? Don't give a fuck, man
I don't know what to say.
So what?

Saggy tits swinging between your fat crusty armpits.
Big ass hairy mole between your pussy lips.
Fuck shit cock dick cunt tit barf piss.
Balls ass pecker queef oh shit fuck bitch,
damn fucking diarrhea slut with HIV...

I don't know what to say.
So what? Don't give a fuck, man
I don't know what to say.
So what?

I have fought to find somethin' to say
But now I've found somethin' to say
Fuck you
Punk ass bitch

Fuck you
Punk ass bitch

I don't know what to say.
So what? Don't give a fuck, man
I don't know what to say.
So what?

Cunt
Fuck
Shit
Bitch

SO FUCKING AWESOME AMIRITE?

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The Flood / Re: Draw characters from memory badly in MS paint
« on: October 29, 2015, 04:03:22 PM »
Too much effort.

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I remember that. Good times.


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The Flood / Re: shaving body hair
« on: October 29, 2015, 03:59:19 PM »
Never shave anything except your face. Trim your junk, but leave the rest alone.

Explain.

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The Flood / Re: shaving body hair
« on: October 29, 2015, 03:58:37 PM »
I shave everything. Body - and facial hair to an extent - disgusts me.

My leg, butt and pubic hair can get pretty crazy if left unshaven, and that is amplified by the fact that I have black hair. So it's kinda mandatory unless I become gorilla-kin or something.

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The Flood / Re: Movies the world was better without.
« on: October 29, 2015, 03:56:24 PM »
Minions and Despicable me

2500
The Flood / Re: "Kill the Muslim wherever you may find him..."
« on: October 29, 2015, 03:54:45 PM »
that's because it's an unspoken rule

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The Flood / Re: I Just Got Added To A Brony Skype Chat
« on: October 29, 2015, 03:54:13 PM »
call them autists

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The Flood / Re: Antisemitism is a Jewish invention
« on: October 29, 2015, 01:55:47 PM »
I agree. Fuck the jews.

>muh six million

What about the other 60 mil+ people that died in the war?

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The Flood / Re: I resign
« on: October 29, 2015, 01:52:52 PM »
I will miss you Heavily ;_;

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The Flood / Re: what
« on: October 29, 2015, 01:50:30 PM »
Oh

CONTRIBUTE, TO THE FUCKING THREAD, OR GO ABOUT YOUR DAILY LIFE

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The Flood / what
« on: October 29, 2015, 01:46:36 PM »
a drum of jam

just let the the thought of that set in for a second

A FUCKING DRUM OF JAM? WHAT THE FUCK? WHO COULD POSSIBLY THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT UP?!

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The Flood / Re: There's two kinds of people in this world
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:58:29 PM »
ladies, please, HAVE A SPORK

REMEMBER HOW I SAID RANDOM WAS FUNNY? EVERYONE SHOULD BE RANDOM LIKE THE UNIVERSE

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The Flood / Re: There's two kinds of people in this world
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:52:33 PM »
I'm pondering the existential consequences of this so hard.

I am a chemical reaction just like you who has seen the TRUTH. NONE OF IT FUCKING MATTERS SO ENJOY YOURSELF

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The Flood / Re: There's two kinds of people in this world
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:50:20 PM »
how romantic

is that tennobet I see
yeee probably my favorite line out of anything >.>

Spoiler
When the ninth beat rang a torrent of blood filled the stadium, loosed by Tenno blades. The drums, the Empire, fell silent forever

that's from the stalker's codex, yeah? my favourite is excal p's codex, personally

god damn, I love the tenno. I really hope they aren't revealed as regular humans when U18 hits because they've got a really unique thing going imo

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The Flood / Re: There's two kinds of people in this world
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:46:21 PM »
Lay off the spice fella

THERE ARE NOT A TIME FOR THAT, MY FRIEND :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Time is infinite friendo,

EXACTLY. ABOUT TIME SOMEONE UNDERSTOOD THIS. EVEN IF WE "DIE", OUR ATOMS CONTINUE TO EXIST. WE ARE JUST IN A PEACEFUL SLEEP UNTIL AN EON PASSES AND THE CHEMICAL REACTION BEGINS ONCE AGAIN.

I AM NOW BEGINNING TO THINK REINCARNATION IS POSSIBLE IN A WAY, BUT NOT THE WAY PEOPLE ENVISION IT. SEE BEYOND THE HUMAN PERCEPTION. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, MY FRIND.

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The Flood / Re: There's two kinds of people in this world
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:43:57 PM »
Lay off the spice fella

THERE ARE NOT A TIME FOR THAT, MY FRIEND :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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The Flood / Re: There's two kinds of people in this world
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:43:24 PM »
how romantic

is that tennobet I see

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The Flood / Re: There's two kinds of people in this world
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:36:44 PM »
Also, it's not actually random because anything generated by the human brain has no inherent randomness. Then again, humans are just a random pattern in the chaos of the universe. It may seem like we aren't because of our perception, but in reality 100 years is not even a second in the grand age of the universe. Just a random, drawn out chemical reaction.

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The Flood / Re: There's two kinds of people in this world
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:30:59 PM »
I think I ate too much apple pie earlier HAHAHA SO FUCKING RANDOM

HOLY SHIT LAUGH EVERYONE THAT WAS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY FUCKING FUNNY BECAUSE RANDOM = HILARITY

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The Flood / There's two kinds of people in this world
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:30:22 PM »
You.

And me.

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Gaming / Re: Devs that are on your nice list
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:29:33 PM »
Digital Extremes (my fav devs tbh, they're so friendly and interacting)
Obsidian
Bethesda
From Software
Game Freak
Nintendo (to an extent)
Rockstar (again, to an extent, they're assholes)

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The Flood / Re: Do you use the mute list?
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:17:41 PM »
No.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever had gf?
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:15:30 PM »
OT: No, but that'll change soon :^)

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever had gf?
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:15:09 PM »

Ye

Great stories guys. Thanks for sharing and contributing.

Oh right details: she turned out to be a clingy judgmental bitch who was always mean to everyone behind their backs. I couldn't stand her being so two-faced so I broke her heart.

so you're a man

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The Flood / Re: Why Was Elegiac Banned?
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:12:59 PM »
XD

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The Flood / Re: What the fricking frick?
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:09:02 PM »
XD XD XD XD

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