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2461
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:35:44 PM »
yo homie
2462
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:34:26 PM »
I enjoyed this one. Wish the anons didn't have ID, though.
2463
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:37:31 PM »
Will you marry me?
I thought you were my husband O.O
I exist in a state of simultaneously being your husband and not your husband. It's pretty abstract.
2464
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:32:58 PM »
Will you marry me?
2465
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:31:38 PM »
Happy Gilmore and the Wicker Man featuring Nicolas Cage never cease to make me laugh.
2466
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:23:16 PM »
Obligatory CoD
Obligatory AC
Obligatory Gaylo
I dunno why people keep saying Dark Souls, because Dark Souls will end as a trilogy with the release of Dark Souls 3.
Also, I enjoy the main Pokemon series. Sure, they're essentially the same thing over and over again, but I find them enjoyable. Unlike CoD. It'd be nice if they tried new shit, though.
2467
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:13:07 PM »
If there is a deity, given the scale of the universe, it would likely not care about human affairs and I highly doubt there is an afterlife.
2468
« on: November 02, 2015, 12:28:34 PM »
I don't remember my first ban, but here's something funny;
The Daily Mail perma'd me and threatened to take legal action against me for baneposting.
2469
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:43:23 AM »
Poor Chris. The lesbian tranny. Wait, wouldn't that make him straight?
2470
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:40:04 AM »
Waaaait a minute. Why the fuck did they ban kinder surprises?!
Choking hazard.
Kinder surprises aren't exactly choking hazards.
It would seriously take a mongoloid tier child to shove something like that down their throat and choke on it.
As mr Psyche said a few years ago, some fat little gremlin died and soccer moms everywhere got upset and now Kinder eggs are on the no fun allowed list.
Yeah, it's dumb. I should have put quotation marks on it. Oh well.
2471
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:30:26 AM »
 lmao
2472
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:26:56 AM »
Because you touch yourself at night.
2473
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:24:46 AM »
I have a serious announcement-
I like Angry Joe. Go ahead and take a shot at me if you want, you can't hurt me.
I like Angry Joe and I'm not changing for anyone.
2474
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:05:47 AM »
I can't be bothered to dig up six I like/dislike so I'll just post my favourite.  Oh, I also like these, too  
2475
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:03:47 AM »
Damn bro. This is my first time seeing the thread. Should have just stuck it out with her for a few months and see where it went. Doesn't matter if she doesn't have much in common with you, or dislikes your hobbies. Shit, my wife hates video games and sports. But its no big deal, on to the next one.
Don't give him any pity. He did this on purpose and it didn't work out the way he wanted.
Fuck that. He was acting like a G. Nothing wrong with that.
Roman is the fucking man.
Look, all I'm saying is that he had it coming. He can't complain.
2476
« on: November 02, 2015, 10:59:39 AM »
Damn bro. This is my first time seeing the thread. Should have just stuck it out with her for a few months and see where it went. Doesn't matter if she doesn't have much in common with you, or dislikes your hobbies. Shit, my wife hates video games and sports. But its no big deal, on to the next one.
Don't give him any pity. He did this on purpose and it didn't work out the way he wanted.
2477
« on: November 02, 2015, 10:42:20 AM »
Basically alone and miserable. Could have had a busty blonde that would have been willing to give blowjobs every time she came over. Now she's blocked me after I've tried to repair things. Basically first I said I wanted a potential relationship, then after I got what I wanted I said we don't have enough in common for one. Then she started dating someone else and I said I'm open to being in one and couldn't make up my mind, and well she never wants to talk to me again. I'm alone and will take anyone I can get, and I purposely sabotaged things with her so I could have more time for Halo 5, which I'm already bored of. Add this to the fact that I haven't seen my "best friend" since June 2014 and I'm desperate for anyone and wish this girl would take me back.
This is entirely your fault. I told you what would happen and it happened.
2478
« on: November 02, 2015, 10:36:38 AM »
Waaaait a minute. Why the fuck did they ban kinder surprises?!
Choking hazard.
2479
« on: November 02, 2015, 10:33:09 AM »
2480
« on: November 02, 2015, 10:16:05 AM »
Though I do admit, I drink dilute cordial, too.
It's time to kill yourself.
2481
« on: November 02, 2015, 12:49:27 AM »
My scorpion put her butt against the heat mat on the wall of her tank to warm herself up. I thought that was cute.
2482
« on: November 02, 2015, 12:46:46 AM »
Single wooden bed, thick blanket, two stuffed pillows, a throw pillow, a sleeping bag folded up at the bottom and my pillowcases/sheets are usually space invader themed.
2483
« on: November 01, 2015, 05:00:25 PM »
You have dragons? Oh thank god. Thought I was a manchild for a second. I have dragons too. Lots of dragons.
You should put a poster there.
2484
« on: November 01, 2015, 08:42:40 AM »
2485
« on: October 31, 2015, 11:37:35 PM »
@18K
Holy fucking shit. That is awesome.
2486
« on: October 30, 2015, 09:20:44 AM »
These all tie in at #1 for me.
Ocarina of Time
Majora's Mask
Dark Souls
I can't list a negative about the first two, other than the fact that they're much easier than they seemed.
Dark Souls on the other hand, is pretty clunky and can get laggy at times. But, it has similar combat to the above, so I can deal with that very easily.
2487
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:49:42 PM »
Because autists fucking suck
2488
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:41:51 PM »
Seriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.
Oh I'm sure clever aliens would be able to figure it out
I can make out the depiction of the solar system, and I'm pretty sure the blue spirals are supposed to be DNA
It's been a good 50+ years from my understanding and we haven't picked up anything from beyond the reaches of our solar system. Maybe we're not doing it right, or maybe, just maybe, intelligent life on, or above our level is extremely rare and takes huge lengths of time to develop - just look at how long it took for humans to arise from life here.
any stars beyond like 100 light years aren't going to be getting anything from us
We should still be receiving signals if sentient life was common, no?
2489
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:39:00 PM »
Seriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.
Oh I'm sure clever aliens would be able to figure it out
I can make out the depiction of the solar system, and I'm pretty sure the blue spirals are supposed to be DNA
It's been a good 50+ years from my understanding and we haven't picked up anything from beyond the reaches of our solar system. Maybe we're not doing it right, or maybe, just maybe, intelligent life on, or above our level is extremely rare and takes huge lengths of time to develop - just look at how long it took for humans to arise from life here.
That particular message was sent to a star cluster 25,000 light years away, it'll be quite some time before it reaches its destination
I wasn't specifically referring to the Arecibo message.
2490
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:37:11 PM »
Seriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.
Oh I'm sure clever aliens would be able to figure it out
I can make out the depiction of the solar system, and I'm pretty sure the blue spirals are supposed to be DNA
It's been a good 50+ years from my understanding and we haven't picked up anything from beyond the reaches of our solar system. Maybe we're not doing it right, or maybe, just maybe, intelligent life on, or above our level is extremely rare and takes huge lengths of time to develop - just look at how long it took for humans to arise from life here. It's definitely not common, that's for sure, because we'd be overwhelmed with signals.
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