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2341
« on: November 04, 2015, 10:18:40 PM »
Is it getting HOT in here, or is it getting cOLD?
2342
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:39:46 PM »
Thank god I have him on my block list,Jokes on you Op. Past B.net experience shows Engrapadora has a horse sex fetish.
I love the secret passage leading to the hidden underground animal sex toy dungeon. Gonna get one installed in my house.
Thank god I have him on my block list,Jokes on you Op. Past B.net experience shows Engrapadora has a horse sex fetish.
And yet here you are in my thread. Thanks for the bump tbqph fam.
top lad
2343
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:36:24 PM »
oh
2344
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:29:05 PM »
>Goldstein
No, I am not a Jew. I am one of you goys. Yes yes.
2345
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:26:54 PM »
Yes. Unless I actively try to keep in touch with a person they will just forget about me. It's tiring at times, knowing I'm the only thing sustaining the friendship. Not really a friendship at all tbh fam.
2346
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:24:12 PM »
LOL LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT TRYING TO BE LIKE FLUX!
YOU'LL NEVER BE COOL KID
kiss my dick
whip it out fam, I'll do more than kiss it.
does that mean that you're going to hit it with a hammer, shoot it with a nailgun at the base until it falls off, then burn it to ash with a blowtorch?
shit tbh fam I'm not sure I'm into that kinda stuff
oh good, I'm not either
2347
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:23:18 PM »
Assuming you're running Windows, I gotcha fam. Put this in a .vbs script, attach a fleshlight to the tray, and run the script.
Set TI = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set CDROM = TI.cdromCollection
if CDROM.Count >= 1 then
do
For i = 0 to CDROM.Count - 1
CDROM.Item(i).Eject
Next ' CDTRAY
For i = 0 to CDROM.Count - 1
CDROM.Item(i).Eject
Next ' CDTRAY
loop
End If thanks!
2348
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:58:37 PM »
Myself
2349
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:57:13 PM »
you could probably do it with a short batch script, but why not just go all out and buy a fuck machine
I'm an economic, and realistic, spender.
2350
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:54:54 PM »
Continously right click the drive to close and eject?
This is fucking gay shit though.
I want it done automatically.
2351
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:51:42 PM »
need some help here, I want to attach a fleshlight to it so it can jerk me off while Cortana talks dirty to me on my Windows phone
2352
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:49:50 PM »
LOL LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT TRYING TO BE LIKE FLUX!
YOU'LL NEVER BE COOL KID
kiss my dick
whip it out fam, I'll do more than kiss it.
does that mean that you're going to hit it with a hammer, shoot it with a nailgun at the base until it falls off, then burn it to ash with a blowtorch?
2353
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:39:35 PM »
LOL LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT TRYING TO BE LIKE FLUX!
YOU'LL NEVER BE COOL KID
kiss my dick
2354
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:35:24 PM »
Is in the sky.
2355
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:35:01 PM »
that doesn't make any sense whatsoever and I love it
2356
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:20:34 PM »
My friend stopped watching it after Glen died.
Spoiler Glen didn't die, though. The body of the other guy was lying on top of him, and he got covered in zombie blood, rolled under the dumpster and waited for them to go away.
That's what I keep telling her, but eh
Just tell her to wait and see.
2357
« on: November 04, 2015, 06:16:50 PM »
My friend stopped watching it after Glen died.
Spoiler Glen didn't die, though. The body of the other guy was lying on top of him, and he got covered in zombie blood, rolled under the dumpster and waited for them to go away.
2358
« on: November 04, 2015, 04:37:34 PM »
This thread is literally just diffetent variations of the phrase 'when life gives you lemons...'
It's gotten old even before the first page.
You could say that this thread...
...has gone sour.
Except mine was closer to anything that could be considered remotely funny and was a reference.
2359
« on: November 04, 2015, 04:34:17 PM »
Emissions tests are for pussies, and foreign cars are for un-patriotic Muslim apologists.
Volkswagen was designed by Hitler and gets the white man away from apologists and foreigners.
2360
« on: November 04, 2015, 04:30:04 PM »
Nope, I'm too tall for their standards.
haha faggot, get cucked
fuck you bitch
2361
« on: November 04, 2015, 04:19:18 PM »
Nope, I'm too tall for their standards.
2362
« on: November 04, 2015, 04:14:58 PM »
Not really, but they are closer to me than my real friends tbh lad
2363
« on: November 04, 2015, 02:18:13 PM »
I don't know what that is.
2364
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:54:29 PM »
i dont see wtf the point is in ignoring people
grow thicker skin
also, I was a furry when I was younger, too
2365
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:09:40 PM »
badass
😂
I have a hard on for snipers and sniper rifles in general.
Killing people is so COOL
ikr
2366
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:05:13 PM »
badass
😂
I have a hard on for snipers and sniper rifles in general.
2367
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:59:17 PM »
That's terrible and badass at the same time.
2368
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:47:00 PM »
Brown recluses can go fuck themselves. Killing humans n shit.
That's not a Brown Recluse. It's a giant huntsman. They're gentle giants.
2369
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:42:11 PM »
2370
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:41:37 PM »
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