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The Flood / Re: Are you thick-skinned?
« on: December 07, 2015, 07:42:25 PM »
Luckily niggers are non-existant where I live. They know not to come here.

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The Flood / Re: Are you thick-skinned?
« on: December 07, 2015, 07:41:40 PM »
i'm black so,
Get a load of this fucking gorilla nigger. How did you even type that with your ape fingers you fucking animal? They have wifi in the zoo?

you wanna go to war with me you scrawny pasty fuck? meet me up in real life and i'll introduce you to a world of pain and misery.

i'll crush your fucking elevated cheekbones and send you and the rest of your devil race back to the stone age

LOL MAD NIGGER

OOGA BOOGA BOOGA GO EAT RAW CHICKEN NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER I'LL LYNCH YOU WITH CHEESEWIRE

you get beat up by the superior black man when you were younger?

Please. I could fucking rape a black "man" (notice the quotes? yeah that's because you guys aren't people) if I wanted to. I'd crush you like fucking bugs under my shoe you pathetic literal lump of dog shit. Then again, maybe not, because I don't like getting shit on my shoe.

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The Flood / Re: Are you thick-skinned?
« on: December 07, 2015, 07:36:28 PM »
i'm black so,
Get a load of this fucking gorilla nigger. How did you even type that with your ape fingers you fucking animal? They have wifi in the zoo?

you wanna go to war with me you scrawny pasty fuck? meet me up in real life and i'll introduce you to a world of pain and misery.

i'll crush your fucking elevated cheekbones and send you and the rest of your devil race back to the stone age

LOL MAD NIGGER

OOGA BOOGA BOOGA GO EAT RAW CHICKEN NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER I'LL LYNCH YOU WITH CHEESEWIRE

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The Flood / Re: mcdonalds on fleek with the new pokemon toys
« on: December 07, 2015, 05:19:32 PM »
Did you get the code for Hoopa?
to my understanding, you can get a hoopa by connecting to the mcdonalds wifi. i think you do get a code in the paper by having to download the mcplay app or something..

Sounds like a whole lot of effort for a whole lot of nothing.

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The Flood / Re: What game is Neymar playing?
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:30:48 PM »
Deez nuts

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The Flood / Re: mcdonalds on fleek with the new pokemon toys
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:30:14 PM »
Did you get the code for Hoopa?

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The Flood / Re: I can't be th only one who sees this sometimes.
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:29:27 PM »
What?

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The Flood / Re: How do you stand wanting to punch someone in the face?
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:28:32 PM »
You're crazy Loaf, I like that.

Lets fuck.

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:27:15 PM »
"Objectively"

Lolno. Dicks look nasty. Vaginas aren't much better, but you really can't say that a penis looks good in any way whatsoever.

I disagree. Some dicks I see instantly give me a boner and an overwhelming urge to please it.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:12:26 PM »
Ripping invaders' throats out DOES sound pretty fun. Like, that's what you get when you use this evil mechanic, sort of thing.

Yeah, man. Shit was hilarious. We had this whole strategy set up in Anor Londo and nobody could beat us. Sometimes when someone invaded and saw the two of us coming at them they'd run away.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:07:25 PM »
I made a minmax build before in Dark Souls with my brother and we ganked invaders.

We wouldn't even gesture, and we'd just start attacking the invaders right away, usually waiting for them to gesture since that makes them vulnerable. I got a lot of angry voicemail and messages. Shit made me a fuckton of souls.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:00:40 PM »
Oh yeah, I forgot about gestures. If an invader bows, it means they are friendly and if they kill you, no hard feelings.

People who do "Well, what is it?", shrug and point at the ground are generally cunts.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:57:56 PM »
Community can be bad, but honestly I've met some more people with a sense of humor/honor in Dark Souls, than I have for a lot of games.

It's almost a social experiment really. In Dark Souls 2 in duel arenas (there are arenas to fight in), players came up with the mechanic that, before a fight, you drink allll of your Estus Flask (the thing that restores your health), because it's frowned upon by honor rules to run away and heal and come back to fight. Of course they bow before duels too.

That goes to say though, that when invading other peoples world/vise versa, it's no hold bars since there is more at steak (unless you're right by a bonfire you just spawned at).

Yeah, spamming Estus is highly frowned upon in Dark Souls. It's strange that unspoken rules were formed in what pretty much equates to an open season.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:53:09 PM »
It'll still be awhile before I pick it back up again, because Fallout, but yeah.

I'm not actually going to actively try to ruin the experience for myself by looking out for every little flaw I can find.

But fuck, you Dark Souls fans make me want to.

The community is pretty shit, but that's true for most PvP games because it enables shitty behavior.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:49:52 PM »
Trolling people is a built in mechanic?

FUCKIN SICK

Tbh it's actually pretty difficult to find weak people who have no idea what they're doing, usually they bring friends that are big guys

and even then, it's not satisfying because you just completely destroy them

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:46:33 PM »
Just let him play the game already and stop complaining over the same useless crap you guys have gone over time and time again

I was just about to say that, actually. It's kind of a waste of time arguing with someone who hasn't even gave the game a chance.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:42:44 PM »
I was just saying that it's usually the done thing to improve on things in a new release.
Would you really consider that an improvement, though? You come off like the kind of guy who would be upset that they added that, because it encourages people to go hollow, thereby inflating the userbase with people who don't play online.

I've seen Dark Souls fans crying about that shit. It's hilarious.
Apparently being hollow is a REALLY bad thing to these people.

I don't care about being hollow at all. I only go human when I want to fight people or summon.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:40:48 PM »
No I don't. I had no idea my own team could kill me. There was no warning, no disclaimer. And there was no purpose or reason. 

THAT is annoying. Not invasions in Dark Souls.
I could be wrong, but I think if you read the match settings, you can check to see if an option called "friendly fire" is turned on or off. Is that not a thing?

I'm not saying that's not annoying--it totally is, and people shouldn't be able to do that. But you sign up for it.

You also sign up to get killed by a wanker every now and then when you play Dark Souls. But it is easily, easily avoidable if you take the right precautions.


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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:39:16 PM »
Every game is played by cunts and trolls.

There's no disclaimer that your teammate can spawn kill you in Halo 3. I don't see you complain about that.

At least in Dark Souls there's a point to it, and it's immersive.
You know what you're signing up for in Halo. You don't in Dark Souls, until it happens.

All I want is a disclaimer. I hear Bloodborne did it right. It asks you if you want to play hollow right away, so I hear.

Dark Souls should be the same way.

Dark Souls is one of their older games. Of course Bloodborne improves on some aspects.
I wouldn't exactly call Dark Souls "older". It was made in 2010, not 1998.

Older relative to Bloodborne.
Yeah, I was just being pedantic. Bloodborne succeeded to Dark Souls, Dark Souls succeeded Demon's Souls, Demon's Souls succeeded Shadow Tower, Shadow Tower succeeded King's Field, blah blah. Point is that Dark Souls isn't exactly their first attempt at that kind of game, and using "older" as an excuse just comes off as ignorant.

Not saying you are, just the impression that gave off. Carry on.

I was just saying that it's usually the done thing to improve on things in a new release.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:32:27 PM »
Dark Souls is one of their older games. Of course Bloodborne improves on some aspects.
So fucking patch Dark Souls to work the same way--it wouldn't be THAT difficult, would it?

That's not going to happen because they're done with it.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:31:10 PM »
Every game is played by cunts and trolls.

There's no disclaimer that your teammate can spawn kill you in Halo 3. I don't see you complain about that.

At least in Dark Souls there's a point to it, and it's immersive.
You know what you're signing up for in Halo. You don't in Dark Souls, until it happens.

All I want is a disclaimer. I hear Bloodborne did it right. It asks you if you want to play hollow right away, so I hear.

Dark Souls should be the same way.

Dark Souls is one of their older games. Of course Bloodborne improves on some aspects.
I wouldn't exactly call Dark Souls "older". It was made in 2010, not 1998.

Older relative to Bloodborne.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:27:37 PM »
Every game is played by cunts and trolls.

There's no disclaimer that your teammate can spawn kill you in Halo 3. I don't see you complain about that.

At least in Dark Souls there's a point to it, and it's immersive.
You know what you're signing up for in Halo. You don't in Dark Souls, until it happens.

All I want is a disclaimer. I hear Bloodborne did it right. It asks you if you want to play hollow right away, so I hear.

Dark Souls should be the same way.

Dark Souls is one of their older games. Of course Bloodborne improves on some aspects.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:26:44 PM »
Every game is played by cunts and trolls.

There's no disclaimer that your teammate can spawn kill you in Halo 3. I don't see you complain about that.

At least in Dark Souls there's a point to it, and it's immersive.
You know what you're signing up for in Halo. You don't in Dark Souls, until it happens.

All I want is a disclaimer. I hear Bloodborne did it right. It asks you if you want to play hollow right away, so I hear.

Dark Souls should be the same way.

That's what you're signing up for when you play Dark Souls, as well.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:24:38 PM »
It's a game.

You're not actually being harmed. The point of the game is that you CAN invade people.

It was a little weird at first, but that's the point of them game. That's what te developers intentionally did. And it works. You'll find most of the time people are looking for a fair duel either way.
I play games to have fun, surprise surprise, and it's a little hard to have fun when the game allows you to fucking ruin people's progress and shit, just by pressing a button. It's just so fucked. It's not about getting harmed--it's a matter of not wasting other people's time and just letting them have fun.

And if you think invading people is fun, well, you're a piece of shit. That's all I have to say about that.

You really are making a mountain out of a molehill. Death only hampers progress a little, and invaders these days are few and far between. Also, if you tell them that you don't want to fight, sometimes they have the courtesy to black crystal out of there. Unless you come across an asshole who likes to prey on people trying to play a game, that is.

PvPers usually stick to places like the Forest that were designed for PvP.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:17:40 PM »
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There should be a disclaimer in-game.
For 99% of people, this isn't an issue.
Just because 99% of people are idiots who are okay with being fucked over doesn't mean that I am.

You need to see this from the perspective of a developer trying to make money. They generally don't focus on what the tiny minority care about. It might suck for the tiny minority, but that's just how it is.

Look at Fallout 4, for example.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:15:36 PM »
With Quick-Reply you can write a post when viewing a topic without loading a new page. You can still use bulletin board code and smileys as you would in a normal post.
Mind not shitting up my thread with your worthless posts?

Thanks.
This thread is beyond salvaging

Uh, shut the fuck up and exit the thread, then?

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:14:58 PM »
With Quick-Reply you can write a post when viewing a topic without loading a new page. You can still use bulletin board code and smileys as you would in a normal post.
Mind not shitting up my thread with your worthless posts?

Thanks.

He has the audacity to call this thread shit when he contributes absolutely nothing of value to this forum.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is easily one of the best games of all time.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:13:25 PM »
you're playing a game where you are expected to face off against AI at some point or another.

You are also playing a game where you are expected to face off against a person at some point or another. It's avoidable, but still, one of the key components of the game is PvP.

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There should be a disclaimer in-game.

For 99% of people, this isn't an issue.

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The Flood / Re: The "Justin Bieber is good now" meme needs to stop
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:07:23 PM »
He's a prick and I hate him so I won't be listening to any of his new, mediocre songs.

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The Flood / Re: Mind my pronouns, fucker.
« on: December 07, 2015, 03:04:30 PM »
Here's your reply.

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