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11281
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:26:52 PM »
It's shaved n_n
That's gay.
It's clean.
Clean? That's really gay! I feel like my masculinity is being oppressed!
11282
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:24:30 PM »
It's shaved n_n
That's gay.
11283
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:22:43 PM »
What an interesting topic, original poster! I, agree with your argument, for various reasons. I hope I was as constructive as possible, and that this wasn't a spam post!
11284
« on: October 25, 2014, 03:09:01 PM »
Why do you think I'm so hellbent on getting Bionics/Augmetics?
It's not just a running joke gone too far, I would certainly like to pad out my lifespan as much as inhumanly possible.
At the same time, as long as I get to do the job I intend to and help people who need it. That's good enough for me and I would go quietly into the ground/recycling plant afterwards.
I'm also interested in bionics/augments. I am considering having my brain put into a cryostasis-like state (yes, this is a thing) when I feel death is imminent so I can be awoken at a later time when technology advances.
11285
« on: October 25, 2014, 03:05:43 PM »
I'm one of the people that want to live forever. To me, the idea that I will be non-existent in the future is terrifying. I want to live to see amazing events like Andromeda merge with our galaxy, I want to live to see Betelgeuse go supernova and be visible in broad daylight. I want to see what the average persons life will be like in a few thousand years time. I want to watch what happens to our society as we progress (or ruin our progress). I want to see space in person. I want to explore Earth in its entirety.
In short, life is too short.
11286
« on: October 25, 2014, 02:56:06 PM »
I was too busy focusing on how well-endowed the lady in the video was.
11287
« on: October 25, 2014, 02:50:33 PM »
There's even less now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
false alarm
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there's even more now
Holy crap those numbers fluctuate wildly. What is your favourite model of Russian? I am ordering a X2045 model today.
11288
« on: October 25, 2014, 02:02:17 PM »
Fuck plug.dj
.....lol
That fella is extremely obnoxious.
11289
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:59:01 PM »
Reading more of these I wonder why so many weeaboos are fat, ugly, unhygienic, awkward and repulsive? It seems to be a trend.
11290
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:55:38 PM »
just remember bananas are radioactive
noelle you can't just ignore my warning
my great-granduncle died from banana radiation poisoning
The amounts of radioactive potassium in bananas are too small to have any negative effect unless you ate a disturbingly large quantity of them.
11291
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:36:09 AM »
Pretty horrifying story I found:
Okay, I Need to get this out before I Move from my current city. God bless fancy neighborhoods with more security than the one I was living in.
>Be Armin cosplayer
>Tall, A bit on the chubby side, half of it is muscular though (swim team, hell yes.) New circle lenses.
>Halloween so why the fuck not?
>Jaunting around with friend and the boyfriend, all is well and good.
>Hear loud vocaloid music from phone.
>Group “What the fuck?” reaction.
>Approached by hambeast weeaboo with smaller weeaboos.
>Notice that hambeast gravitated to me.
>FUCK.
>Hambeast almost crushes me in her sweaty embrace.
>Friends are trying to pry her off.
>Weeaboos two and three are distracting them.
>Three is calling my boyfriend “Shmexeh Levi-Heichou~~”
>Boyfriend mentions that i’m his girlfriend.
>Friend is pulled to me by the hambeast.
>Mfw friend is cosplaying OC.
>Hambeast forces me and the friend to cuddle and say that she ships us.
>Weeb two is taking pictures with her IPhone without permission.
>Friend is crying.
>Boyfriend starts LARP’ing Levi.
>Turns down weeb three and forces himself to call Armin his ‘uke’ to please them.
>Weeb two makes loud “OOOOOO” sounds.
>Weeb three starts fake crying.
>About to call police/scream and hope to god someone thinks were not just friends messing around.
>Hambeast grabs boyfriend’s crotch.
>That’s fucking it.
>Proceeds to call all three weebs piles of shit before kicking hambeast in the shin, bruising her fatsheilds.
>All of them run away but weeb two who’s still taking pictures.
>Boyfriend angrily snatches phone and deletes all the pictures before threatening to call her parents.
>Weeb two starts crying before the bab gives her phone back.
>We all go home after buying the rest of our candy from the Get-Go a block or two away.
And that my friend: Is a true halloween horror story. Stock up on weeb repellent and you’ll be okay.
11292
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:26:35 AM »
So this happened:
> Walking down street, stop at light, wait to cross
> Notice what appears to be a pile of clothes on the other side of street
> Notice that there are two massive calves jutting out of it, crammed into tiny running shoes
> Notice the pile is jiggling, is actually not a pile of clothes, but a shitty patchwork quilt
> Light turns green
> Get closer, stomach turning over without realization
> Jiggling cause quilt to fall. Underneath is a massive wobbling testament to the power of mcdonalds
> The beast is shirtless
> Its eating a 3-4lb block of cheese, using the quilt to cover its bulk while doing so
> can't help but stare
> Its beady eyes lock with mine
> I can't look away
> It starts cursing and yelling at me
> I stare even longer
> the scent finally wafts over me as I pass by, staring. Smells like pizza, mixed with piss-stained, damp rotting carpet.
> It lumbers to its feet as I walk by
> Still yelling at me for being rude
> I walk by swiftly, narrowly avoiding its flailing arms as it tries to grab me
> the quilt falls off entirely now; its female
> Attempts to shuffle after me, stops after 10 feet, sort of crumbles to one knee
> pukes onto the sidewalk in front of me
> I still can't stop staring
> It won't stop cursing at me, spewing chunks of vomit-coated cheese
> I can't get the image out of my head
> Can't eat cheese anymore
> can't sleep. Keep thinking the thing has my scent and is slowly making its way to my house to puke cheese on my face while I sleep.
11293
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:17:24 AM »
That reminds me.
My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me
The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on
so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot
Is she fat or chubby?
It will ruin my vision of that if she is.
I took it from the internet. I've never had a romantic relationship with anyone.
 
11294
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:47:41 AM »
That reminds me.
My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me
The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on
so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot
Is she fat or chubby? It will ruin my vision of that if she is.
11295
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:38:04 PM »
"A predestination paradox, also called either a causal loop, or a causality loop and (less frequently) either a closed loop or closed time loop, is a paradox of time travel. It exists when a time traveler is caught in a loop of events that "predestines" him or her to travel back in time. Because of the possibility of influencing the past while time traveling, one way of explaining why history does not change is by saying that whatever has happened was meant to happen. A time traveler attempting to alter the past in this model, intentionally or not, would only be fulfilling his role in creating history as we know it, not changing it."
Two examples from Terminator:
Kyle Reese fathering John - Kyle Reese goes back in time and fathers John Connor, whom he later works under in the Resistance.
The T-800 endoskeleton being left in the Cyberdyne factory - The T-800 endoskeleton left in the Cyberdyne factory triggers the AI research that eventually results in the creation of Skynet and terminators. (The actual scene showing that the factory in The Terminator is a Cyberdyne facility is in a deleted scene, but these facts are restarted in Terminator 2: Judgment Day).
Every time I try to explain these elements to myself from Terminator it blows my mind.
The statement below is true The statement above is false
11296
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:23:27 PM »
Plonkers...
This country is going down the gutter. Get out while you can, fellow britbongs.
11297
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:15:17 PM »
11298
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:07:45 PM »
pinocchio say "My nose grows now"
are it lie or true
11299
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:00:48 PM »
Leave, before it beckons you to assimilate into the flesh.
11300
« on: October 23, 2014, 05:30:29 PM »
Upvote me and i'll post more pics.
Is that the person from hard candy?
11301
« on: October 23, 2014, 03:42:42 PM »
11302
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:23:21 PM »
Always things to do here in Florida.
I'd better have the right to bump my own thread.
Florida is just as bad as here.
I don't even know why I made this thread anymore. I should have just committed suicide instead of making this fracking thread.
But then you wouldn't have us loveable asshats, would you?
In case you can't tell, I've fracking snapped since yesterday. It won't be long until my own anger kills me.
Probably won't matter much but what I do when I have those dark moments from time to time, I think about how I'm going to live once so I may as well see how things go. I used to think there was no hope - just complete despair and greyness for my entire life. Things do get better, and then they get shitty, and then they get better. We are all going to die eventually anyway, so why not let death take you on her own accord instead of throwing yourself into her arms before your time?
11303
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:46:44 PM »
He's been making threads about fracking people's moms and shit since then. Charlie's no cat, there's no way that post got to him.
Dude, you NEVER joke about a guy's kids, EVER. and you certainly don't joke about it when they're in a custody battle. I learned that first hand, and got a black eye / busted up nose because of it.
Well with that logic you NEVER joke about suicide, people's sexualities, genocide, race, or anything offensive.
All of a sudden the people that would call me a sissy for not liking racist jokes are saying Camnator crossed the line? When Charlie was (jokingly) telling us to kill ourselves if we haven't been laid with our first erection? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GET THE FUĆK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT
Suck my dick.
11304
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:39:03 PM »
>1990 has 50 years ago.
Feel really old man.
11305
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:36:34 PM »
Good thing you've never had an erection which is why you had to adopt.
11306
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:31:22 PM »
Don't give it if you can't take it.
People close to me have killed themselves - but I didn't get all pissy when I seen your thread.
11307
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:28:47 PM »
Its all ogre now....
It is. For once it is all ogre. Shrek is ogre.
11308
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:24:07 PM »
>mfw when shrek came out nearly 14 years ago  Where the shrek did all that time go...
11309
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:18:48 PM »
11310
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:07:46 PM »
Adsense are hypocrites. (not to mention all the free virus and malware ads I encounter on this site from them)
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