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The Flood / Re: What should I do? (Chest pain)
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:59:53 PM »
Those are symptoms of a heart attack, call an ambulance. Probably nothing to worry about, but still I would take things like this seriously.

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The Flood / Re: lol at these ads
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:54:10 PM »
I keep getting ads about meeting chinese girls online.

I wonder what you are looking up.

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The Flood / Re: Remember when General Grievous was a complete Badass?
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:52:27 PM »
YouTube


Yes.

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I am worth the most! None of you will ever amount to the significance of the sector in the trudges by the glass side. The incompetence of the roners is insufferable. I cannot believe that such a thing weruld sans aka. Why are do allowed this happen? What are point this of?

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The Flood / Re: lol at these ads
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:47:51 PM »
WHY ARE THERE STILL CENSORS.

I don't think there is anymore. Test it for yourself.

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The Flood / Re: Tfw white girls don't like me
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:42:16 PM »
Why can't I get a qt white gf?

A lot of people struggle to get a gf the higher the number in looks.

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The Flood / Can you stop Dwayne Wohnson?
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:33:35 PM »
Is it possible? Can Dwayne Wohnson be stopped? I don't think so. What are your thoughts? Can YOU stop the rock?! Stop the rock. Stop the rock can't stop the rock you can't stop the rock. Stahp the rock. Stop the rock. Stahp the rock can't stop the rock. You can't stop the rock. You can't stop the rock you can't stoop the rock. *guitar solo*

Shake that paranoia. Can't stop the rock.

YouTube

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This is a post, incase you forgot. Please remember that. It is of critical importance. It really should be known to you that this might not be forgotten, if I am to be true to my self for the insolence of the many who have found me have not been successful but I have remained true to myself and critically accused the foolish of not being apple to go defend the many.

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The Flood / Re: Dragovich, Kravchenko, Steiner
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:26:00 PM »
I for one welcome our new giant colon monster overlords.

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The Flood / Re: lol at these ads
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:23:31 PM »
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We don't use Adsense anymore.

Oh.

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The Flood / lol at these ads
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:20:53 PM »


No credit cards? Phew.
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Adsense are fucking hypocrites. EDIT: I'm a fucking moron.

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The Flood / Re: Attention!
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:18:10 PM »
It sure is a good thing he's white. Otherwise, I'm sure there'd be a lot of fingerpointing to you.

They'll never suspect me.

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The Flood / Re: How thoroughly do you clean your asshole?
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:14:58 PM »
....... This thread really scares me..
Your prolapsed rectum scares me.

You just scare me.

At first, it doesn't seem like it, but then it gets to the point where you feel like you are being watched at every corner.

Oh fuck off
My dreams are bad enough

But this isn't a dream. It's real life. He is a very real danger, likely lurking in the shadows nearby.

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The Flood / Re: You either quit a Spongebob
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:13:49 PM »
Kaepernick chose the Squidward life


MY SIDES LOL

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The Flood / Re: How thoroughly do you clean your asshole?
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:10:28 PM »
....... This thread really scares me..
Your prolapsed rectum scares me.

You just scare me.

At first, it doesn't seem like it, but then it gets to the point where you feel like you are being watched at every corner.

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The Flood / Re: Ellen Page
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:05:46 PM »
Ellen Page, in all seriousness, is very ugly. I honestly couldn't tell if she was a boy or a girl.

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The Flood / Re: Deci, we need to talk
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:02:32 PM »
Agreed. Its is very disturbing.

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The Flood / Re: Ellen Page
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:58:28 PM »


Interesting hairstyle, Ellen!

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The Flood / A song (great for the kids!)
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:51:21 PM »
YouTube

A great song. The kids love it!

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The Flood / Re: Bacon
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:47:28 PM »
Jewish muslim detected. Eliminate with extreme prejudice.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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The Flood / Re: RC and Zesty are so dumb.
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:43:11 PM »
Blowing someone sounds fun.

That's gay, dude!
No it's not!

Yeah, it is! Blowing someone is really gay! Its something gay people do! Gross!
Girls do it and they're not gay! And girls are people! And I'm people! therefore not gay!


Queer.


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The Flood / Re: I'M BAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELY LEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:41:24 PM »
What an interesting topic, original poster! I, agree with your argument, for various reasons. I hope I was as constructive as possible, and that this wasn't a spam post!
Thank you for the input!

Well, you are very much welcome!
Thank you!

Again, very much welcome! I am glad I could contribute to the topic in some form with my valuable input!

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The Flood / Re: RC and Zesty are so dumb.
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:40:12 PM »
Blowing someone sounds fun.

That's gay, dude!
No it's not!

Yeah, it is! Blowing someone is really gay! Its something gay people do! Gross!

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The Flood / Re: I'M BAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELY LEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:38:47 PM »
What an interesting topic, original poster! I, agree with your argument, for various reasons. I hope I was as constructive as possible, and that this wasn't a spam post!
Thank you for the input!

Well, you are very much welcome!

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The Flood / Re: RC and Zesty are so dumb.
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:37:49 PM »
Blowing someone sounds fun.

That's gay, dude!

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The Flood / Re: This is why you shouldn't have gay friends
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:35:55 PM »
Fucking homophobic british cunt
I'd tell you to shut your mouth, but I don't want to see you bite off your boyfriend's cock.
>tfw no bf
I think Door wants to be your BF.
Door is a NIGGER
And you know what they say about going black, right?
That's why I avoid NIGGERS

Why does "nigger" need to be capitalized?

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The Flood / Re: How thoroughly do you clean your asshole?
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:32:50 PM »
It's smooth, taut, and scrubbed twice a day.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Three times then.
asses are gross, vaginas are better
You're gross.

You're gross, you slimy elite. Why does your slime never wash off?

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Serious / Re: I'm terrified
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:31:06 PM »
Why do you think I'm so hellbent on getting Bionics/Augmetics?
It's not just a running joke gone too far, I would certainly like to pad out my lifespan as much as inhumanly possible.

At the same time, as long as I get to do the job I intend to and help people who need it. That's good enough for me and I would go quietly into the ground/recycling plant afterwards.

I'm also interested in bionics/augments. I am considering having my brain put into a cryostasis-like state (yes, this is a thing) when I feel death is imminent so I can be awoken at a later time when technology advances.

If the opportunity presents itself to me, then I would certainly take it. Although that does seem a little too much like hedging your bets, but if you are on death's door then I don't see why it's not worth trying >.>

I'm just hoping that as a species we manage to make it through the next 30 years, when Fusion should be a thing (No pressure Lockheed-Martin btw) and automation is the norm which would basically start to shove us into a post-scarcity cycle. We'd need to get our shit together for that to happen though, and we certainly would need to be a lot more efficient with waste <.<

Agreed. Fusion would have been a thing sooner if it wasn't so damn efficient.

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The Flood / Re: How thoroughly do you clean your asshole?
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:29:00 PM »
It's shaved n_n
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how

Eventually, it begins to form illusions and dazzles with your mind, reminiscent of a staircase, or an ancient Mayan structure? Over a period of clicking, it compresses into a singularity, in a way as to the universe reversing time and compressing back into the big bang. The giant colon monsters that have helicopters for legs are pleased at such a wonderful display, thank you.

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