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11221
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:15:10 AM »
>be 16
>reading this story
good times
>be not 16 anymore >reading this post sad times
11222
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:13:33 AM »
I have no idea what "futa" is but I'm definitely not going to search it on Google.
A futa is a girl with dick and a vagina. The best thing since sliced bread.
What if you put a dick and vagina on sliced bread?
*head explodes*
11223
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:10:50 AM »
>be 16
>bully 14 year old emo kid at school
>used to take him into this wash room on the 3rd floor of the A wing near history class because nobody used that wash room
>threaten to beat him up unless he sucked my dick
>every day get my dick sucked 2 or three times a day, fucking awesome
>tease him whenever I see him in the hall, call him faggot
>one day he's blowing me, I cum on his face, he says "I love you" and starts crying.
>slap him so hard it knocks him to the floor and cuts his lip and tell him I'm not a faggot
>kick him in the stomach while he's on the ground
>stick his head in the toilet
>keep making him suck my dick at school but he now is too scared to ever talk to me again
>he runs away from home when he was 16, never seen or heard from again
>fast foward 6 years
>finally come to terms with the fact that I am a faggot
>realize I pissed away what could have been the biggest love of my life because I thought being tough and mean meant not being a gay
>hope his life turned out good.
Anyone else have a confession to make?
11224
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:02:08 AM »
I passed 200 today. Its ok to be jealous.
11225
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:00:15 AM »
The last one looks fugly.
11226
« on: October 26, 2014, 06:57:11 AM »
I have no idea what "futa" is but I'm definitely not going to search it on Google.
A futa is a girl with dick and a vagina. The best thing since sliced bread.
11227
« on: October 26, 2014, 06:55:00 AM »
I would feel indifferent because I don't recognise you.
11228
« on: October 26, 2014, 06:20:33 AM »
By actually having conversations with people.
Fun fact, I heard from a mod that you're getting close to a perma since you break the rules so often.
Zesty is probably shitting himself over reading this.
Yeah, because I didn't just explain that I'd bypass it.
But you know deep down that there is no point.
11229
« on: October 26, 2014, 06:18:25 AM »
By actually having conversations with people.
Fun fact, I heard from a mod that you're getting close to a perma since you break the rules so often.
Zesty is probably shitting himself over reading this.
11230
« on: October 26, 2014, 06:10:53 AM »
11231
« on: October 26, 2014, 06:10:38 AM »
I am offended.
11232
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:56:47 PM »
I am glad that fucker killed himself.
I assure you that if he was still alive, I'd murder him.
Motherfucker took away too many lives in my book. Lives that could have still lived on if this bitch was never born.
I just reported you to the FBI for threatening to kill a human.
I honestly (honestly) am not sure if you are joking.
11233
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:54:03 PM »
Spoiler It's hot, that's what it is.
Amen, brother.
11234
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:52:43 PM »
If a futa fucks another futa, is it straight, gay or lesbian?
11235
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:45:03 PM »
In all seriousness, yes. I have sex with a dryad on a regular basis. Wild sex. I drive to a nearby forest and stumble way off the trail to a rock formation, strip naked and lie down. When I get erect (a summoning ritual, if you will), the dryad appears and proceeds to fuck me in many positions. We then go back to my campervan, do some drugs and then we proceed to fuck again. Shit's cash, man.
Could you please explain your process for summoning this spirit?
Go to a rock formation in a forest away from prying eyes, strip naked and lie down. Make sure you get erect, like pointing upwards to the trees. Bitch will then appear from behind a tree.
Looks a bit like this:
thanks I'm heading out right now
Have fun. I have heard a guy saying about how a group of them came and they reverse-gangbanged him and then had a glorious orgy. Try bringing some DMT, makes the experience surreal.
11236
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:40:26 PM »
In all seriousness, yes. I have sex with a dryad on a regular basis. Wild sex. I drive to a nearby forest and stumble way off the trail to a rock formation, strip naked and lie down. When I get erect (a summoning ritual, if you will), the dryad appears and proceeds to fuck me in many positions. We then go back to my campervan, do some drugs and then we proceed to fuck again. Shit's cash, man.
Could you please explain your process for summoning this spirit?
Go to a rock formation in a forest away from prying eyes, strip naked and lie down. Make sure you get erect, like pointing upwards to the trees. Bitch will then appear from behind a tree. Looks a bit like this:
11237
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:35:41 PM »
In all seriousness, yes. I have sex with a dryad on a regular basis. Wild sex. I drive to a nearby forest and stumble way off the trail to a rock formation, strip naked and lie down. When I get erect (a summoning ritual, if you will), the dryad appears and proceeds to fuck me in many positions. We then go back to my campervan, do some drugs and then we proceed to fuck again. Shit's cash, man.
11238
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:18:03 PM »
Was posted once but She is the best, I'll look into what games I have played to see if there are any others I can remember.
Shes got some serious cameltoe going on in that drawing lmao
11239
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:14:10 PM »
I notice the seal is smiling in that one.
11240
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:04:35 PM »
11241
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:00:57 PM »
i do what i want
cause' pirates are free
11242
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:23:11 PM »
And then next thing you know your hand isn't on your own...
And then next thing you know your bottom isn't on a chair anymore...
i like where this is going
Me too.
11243
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:21:58 PM »
We have earch other.
Impossibru
11244
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:10:30 PM »
Make sure you pee on the women to assert your dominance and ownership
11245
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:09:49 PM »
GAAAAAAAAAAY
You are like the gayest member here.
and?
Its hypocrisy.
it's an observation
Well done.
i hate diggers
That triggers me.
triggering the digger nigger
I'm not a nigger.
thats what the jews said before hitler had his way with them
LOL I CHOKED ON MY DRINK
11246
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:08:51 PM »
GAAAAAAAAAAY
You are like the gayest member here.
and?
Its hypocrisy.
it's an observation
Well done.
i hate diggers
That triggers me.
triggering the digger nigger
I'm not a nigger. I'm offended that you would think me as being such wretched scum.
11247
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:06:31 PM »
GAAAAAAAAAAY
You are like the gayest member here.
and?
Its hypocrisy.
it's an observation
Well done.
i hate diggers
That triggers me.
11248
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:05:34 PM »
GAAAAAAAAAAY
You are like the gayest member here.
and?
Its hypocrisy.
it's an observation
Well done.
11249
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:04:24 PM »
GAAAAAAAAAAY
You are like the gayest member here.
and?
Its hypocrisy.
11250
« on: October 25, 2014, 07:03:14 PM »
And then next thing you know your hand isn't on your own...
And then next thing you know your bottom isn't on a chair anymore...
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