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The Flood / Re: Ryle's guide to breathing underwater
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:50:06 PM »
thanks ill try it out

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The Flood / Re: club penguin
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:48:52 PM »
LMAO

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon game bundle
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:47:39 PM »
That's really fucking stupid that they'd add in potions. Pointless. Why not give them a shiny starter of choice?
do you have any idea how fucking dunb that would be

evebtv and promo shinies completely devalue shinies that are caught or bred.

Like red gyarados.

Nobody cares about a shiny gyarados anymore because you get a stupid fuxking freebie at the Lake of Rage.

This is not something you wabt.

Gen 3 starters have ugly shiny forms anyway.

Makes sense. Haven't played Y for a long time. 100 repellants sounds better.

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The Flood / Re: When did you realize that you were a fgt?
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:46:15 PM »
When I had a penis up my bum and enjoyed it.

I laughed harder than I should have.

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The Flood / Re: Do you think you're attractive?
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:43:48 PM »
There are days when I feel like I'm the sexiest motherfucker alive, and then there are times when I simply lack confidence

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The Flood / Re: I'm done.
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:39:08 PM »
I won't miss you.

I'm glad you're leaving.

Goodbye.

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:38:15 PM »
>tfw you aren't attracted to men

>tfw you are attracted to men

Spoiler
...but not this man

>tfw I love that armour set on darksouls

>tfw me too, ciaran is a badass and waifu material

Used her weapons on The Four Kings.

Got through it. Somehow

Fucking four kings. Hardest boss(es) in the game if you ask me. Not to mention if you don't kill them fast enough its possible for a fifth (or sixth) king to spawn. Bullshit.

It can turn into a very unwanted gangbang very quickly.

Not to mention they Fucking resist near everything magic isn't work dicks in there. I've always used brute force going full Tarkus. Or The DLC blades

Yeah, best way I found to deal with them is to run right up snug close to one, equip a weapon two handed and start hacking away. They will only hit you with the brunt of their arm, won't use magic (though they can still do that AoE). Iron skin and full havel's helps, but you move really slowly.

I've never managed to kill one before another spawns.

Doing it first to join the Dark covenant has to be the worse thing in the world.

Amen.

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The Flood / Re: When did you realize that you were a fgt?
« on: October 27, 2014, 11:20:35 AM »
When I first sucked a dick.

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The Flood / Re: Yeah heaven sounds great and all
« on: October 27, 2014, 11:18:06 AM »
Except God loves unconditionally. Where are you getting otherwise? A book that has gone through many translations and adaptations over time? GG no re
Responding to a humorous macro is stupid in the first instance, but since you've decided to play prime mover then I'll assert the manifest idea that you shouldn't believe in such a book in the first place, considering its already weak metaphysical claims.

Not to mention, I've no idea what sort of translation error could lead to something as substantial as when humans were created being contradicted in a short space of text. Never mind the other endless contradictions of the bible and, especially, the Gospels.
Take the story of Gomorrah:



Hold the fucking phone, the bible has a Guardians of the Galaxy reference?

Spoiler
In all seriousness, the idea of sodomy being wrong was materialized in one of the many edits (which is supposed to be forbidden) of the bible.

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: October 27, 2014, 11:12:03 AM »
>tfw you aren't attracted to men

>tfw you are attracted to men

Spoiler
...but not this man

>tfw I love that armour set on darksouls

>tfw me too, ciaran is a badass and waifu material

Used her weapons on The Four Kings.

Got through it. Somehow

Fucking four kings. Hardest boss(es) in the game if you ask me. Not to mention if you don't kill them fast enough its possible for a fifth (or sixth) king to spawn. Bullshit.

It can turn into a very unwanted gangbang very quickly.

Not to mention they Fucking resist near everything magic isn't work dicks in there. I've always used brute force going full Tarkus. Or The DLC blades

Yeah, best way I found to deal with them is to run right up snug close to one, equip a weapon two handed and start hacking away. They will only hit you with the brunt of their arm, won't use magic (though they can still do that AoE). Iron skin and full havel's helps, but you move really slowly.

I've never managed to kill one before another spawns.

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The Flood / Re: Im so fucking hungry
« on: October 27, 2014, 11:09:13 AM »
What do you want me to do about it?
shut the fuck up faggot nobody asked you


OK fucker

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The Flood / Re: Best Senior Quotes
« on: October 27, 2014, 11:07:22 AM »
"You've gone incoherent due to your botched lobotomy."

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The Flood / Re: Im so fucking hungry
« on: October 27, 2014, 11:06:05 AM »
What do you want me to do about it?

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: October 27, 2014, 11:04:15 AM »
>tfw you aren't attracted to men

>tfw you are attracted to men

Spoiler
...but not this man

>tfw I love that armour set on darksouls

>tfw me too, ciaran is a badass and waifu material

Used her weapons on The Four Kings.

Got through it. Somehow

Fucking four kings. Hardest boss(es) in the game if you ask me. Not to mention if you don't kill them fast enough its possible for a fifth (or sixth) king to spawn. Bullshit.

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: October 27, 2014, 11:01:42 AM »
>tfw you aren't attracted to men

>tfw you are attracted to men

Spoiler
...but not this man

>tfw I love that armour set on darksouls

>tfw me too, ciaran is a badass and waifu material

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The Flood / Re: this face when
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:59:51 AM »
Eyes shouldn't be that big...

Says the person with a Elsa profile pic...

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:57:56 AM »
>tfw you aren't attracted to men

>tfw you are attracted to men

Spoiler
...but not this man

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:53:40 AM »
I have a girlier face than her!


Spoiler
lmao, she looks like a man

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:51:16 AM »
Ew, fucking lame-ass Elsa braided poser fuck.

Bitchwhore

Pretty sure this was taken before Frozen came out...

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:47:07 AM »

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Serious / Re: Plastic-eating fungus discovered
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:44:06 AM »
tell every fuckwitted asshole who is currently burning down the rainforest
I'm more concerned with England's ancient woodlands which we're losing.

Yeah, the English countryside is being raped by those god awful wind turbines, and we are losing our forests.

If the Amazon rainforest goes though, we will have much bigger problems.

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon game bundle
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:40:11 AM »
That's really fucking stupid that they'd add in potions. Pointless. Why not give them a shiny starter of choice?

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The Flood / Re: wimpy dustin wimpy
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:15:01 AM »

leave me alone I'm at school

>mfw teacher finds elite porn in your computer

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:13:20 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Yeah heaven sounds great and all
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:12:46 AM »
I found a gif of Door right now.



There are too many rustled jimmies in this thread, too many.
So I'm just going to leave a box of these on the table and tell you all to help yourselves.
Spoiler

Great, no gluten!

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The Flood / tfw
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:08:14 AM »
You will never have a qt Norwegian GF.



feelsbadman.jpg

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Serious / Re: Plastic-eating fungus discovered
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:54:48 AM »
Holy shit, 2012?

We need to get this fungus straight to work!

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Serious / Re: Why does the internet seem to hate religion?
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:53:45 AM »
Imminent shitstorm

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The Flood / Re: Post random pictures from your My Pictures folder!
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:40:23 AM »
more old shit for the lulz












more warframe shit, mostly bugs












tfw man

nice excal prime btw

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Serious / Re: I'm not sure what it's called... anti-matter theory?
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:44:08 AM »
Do any of you believe the theory that the reason we have any mass and energy in the universe is because there's an equal amount of positive mass and positive energy as there is negative mass and negative energy that split apart during the Big Bang? And I got this from Lawrence Krauss, so don't bitch at me for coming up with more pseudo scientific bullshit.
"Believe", right.

As I understand it (and I don't claim to know a lot about it) the reason that we're here is because, for some reason, the amount of matter in the universe was greater than the amount of anti-mater by a tiny portion. When they cancelled each other out, everything else is the leftovers.

As Cheat said, 1 out of every billion particles survived the matter war. Antimatter is fact, because positrons (the anti-electron) have been observed before.

Heres a picture:


The curved line over the bar is an ion trail, which indicates that it is indeed a positron.

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