Men are hiding in the bushes outside my house. I wonder why?

Quote from: Scary Digger on October 29, 2014, 08:56:30 AM

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Quote from: Casper on October 29, 2014, 08:52:07 AM

I wish I had a friend to prank.....

I can be your friend bby

I'd prank you so hard.

no I'd prank u so hard

I dun like being pranked..

you want to give it but you can't take it?

fine then...

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Good luck finding this one.

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends. What is the best prank you have ever played on someone?

Going to space and looking at my home planet. Oh, and a gay orgy.

What an interesting experience, OP! I sure hope my input was invaluable to the integrity of this discussion!

Hippoclops.

Quote from: Scary Digger on October 28, 2014, 10:33:56 PM

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Quote from: Casper on October 26, 2014, 07:32:49 PM

n_n

What is that?

Me 'n my bfffffffff

I'd destroy the sexy beast on the right.

You're pretty swell, too n_n

huehuehue

which ones the fag and which ones the juice

n_n

What is that?

Reported this thread. Get ready to be punished.

Cool, I'll give it a try when its up.

You're welcome.

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Quote from: Casper on October 28, 2014, 06:20:23 PM

Y'know, I never heard a saint talking about all the good they've done.

There are no saints. Everybody has baggage. Everybody has a bad side. The reason you've never heard them speak about it, is because they're a myth. A saint is not some holier than thou person. We are all flawed. But that doesn't change the fact people have the capability in them to do something special for others, even if it's small.

I'm not saying what he did wasn't good.  It's always nice to do something for other people.  But just like people don't like hearing about all the bad things in someone's life, doesn't mean people want to hear about all the good either.  You did something good?  Hey great! It feels nice to do something for others out of kindness, but don't go around looking for recognition and acceptance of what you did.  That's  petty.  Just know that what you did made someone happy and that should be good enough.

What's the point of being in a community where everything you share has you branded has someone who is conceited.

Somehow, everything I say gets completely turned around.

Maybe you are just an asshole?

Mirrors. Funny constructs, aren't they? But then, no. Asshole doesn't suit you. It's too, how do you say it? Too prestigous. I've bumped into assholes before. You're not one.

Tryhard suits you better.

In fact, I think I like Tryhard Love better. Aha! A new nickname!

Y'know, sinking to his level makes you just as bad.

Amen.

Try bottoming.

das gay man