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10951
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:30:22 PM »
how can memes be real if the internet isn't real
how can real life be real if the internet isn't real
10952
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:28:32 PM »
I don't feel the need to have sex anymore.
After all these bitches, girls and sex are just a turn off.
are guys and sex still a turn on? no homo
hahah nah. Sex in general is a turn off and I've never really been attracted to guys in a sexual manner.
10953
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:26:39 PM »
IMO she's kind of ugly
photo is probably edited like fuck
10954
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:24:57 PM »
I don't feel the need to have sex anymore.
After all these bitches, girls and sex are just a turn off.
are guys and sex still a turn on? no homo
10955
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:18:20 PM »
vanned.jpg
10956
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:14:08 PM »
Jailbait/10
fbipartyvan/10
10957
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:12:13 PM »
What would you rate this object out of 10? Any further comments? I'm conducting an experiment.
10958
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:09:05 PM »
some of you add me.
some of you
some
?!?!
10959
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:07:18 PM »
cuz hes gay lol
10960
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:00:08 PM »
I like Casper.
Second that. But don't we all?
10961
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:56:19 PM »
 These guys are fun on planes, though. I sat beside one and he talked to me about a bomb he was going to use.... Spoiler ...to kill the second boss in Ocarina of Time
10962
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:51:41 PM »
I can't wait.
10963
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:50:53 PM »
I channel my hunger for dick, beer and penguins through my avatar. Do you not agree?
10964
« on: October 29, 2014, 11:09:18 AM »
...for good. Thought this was a bait thread, idiots? I hate you all. Except for BritishLemon and Casper. Those guys are cool. Bye. Spoiler lol jk niggas i'll see ya'll later
10965
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:25:25 AM »
I dun mind sharing my gay. I have enough to go around.
das really gay man
So's your face.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10966
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:23:24 AM »
I dun mind sharing my gay. I have enough to go around.
das really gay man
So's your face.
That's mean 
10967
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:22:10 AM »
I dun mind sharing my gay. I have enough to go around.
das really gay man
10968
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:19:46 AM »
mine
no homo btw
10969
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:18:51 AM »
Ribato? <_<
Un goofed ment ろばと
Aha <.<
三九
くだらないが使用されている翻訳する
10970
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:09:06 AM »
>having dinner with friends from work and wife
>she is the only woman present
>as we sit down, the oven pings
>my wife looks at me, first confused, then slow horror dawning on her face
>I look to my friends and grin, then say "I'll get that."
>I get up and walk slowly to the oven, savoring the over-so-quiet sobs coming from my wife behind me
>I open the oven and remove the tray
>the tray is covered in baked rolls
>slowly, I bring the tray over to the table
>"I decided to make these for dinner. I hope you don't mind."
>I smile and stare into her terrified eyes.
>"They're gender rolls. I baked them traditionally."
>tears roll down her cheeks and her hand slowly reaches out, obediently headed towards her gender roll
>she closes her eyes and sobs and she accepts her gender roll
>crying, she thanks me
>"It was my privilege."
10971
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:39:13 AM »
What the fuck is a hangnail?
The fuck's a hangnail?
You know when fingernails become ingrown and they hurt like shit? That.
I still don't know what the fuck OP is talking about.
Google image search "ingrown nail".
I know what an ingrown nail is, its just that I really don't have any idea what he just said about what he was going to do with them.
10972
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:37:48 AM »
I'm happy the campaign is only 5 hours.
Who has the time to play a campaign that is like 20 hours?
The millions of people who play single player focused games.
10973
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:35:38 AM »
What the fuck is a hangnail?
The fuck's a hangnail?
You know when fingernails become ingrown and they hurt like shit? That.
I still don't know what the fuck OP is talking about.
10974
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:32:14 AM »
Literally the third time I've read this story on here. A forum fave.
Sometimes I wonder if these greentexts have actually happened.
10975
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:31:07 AM »
What the fuck is a hangnail?
10976
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:27:53 AM »
Nope. As an adult I have never been to one, not even in college.
Hey, it's surprisingly fun.
10977
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:26:25 AM »
That's racist. Reported.
10978
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:19:50 AM »
when I told them I like the D no homo
10979
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:06:59 AM »
nevur forget #privelage
10980
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:06:15 AM »
I wish I had a friend to prank.....
I can be your friend bby
I'd prank you so hard.
no I'd prank u so hard
I dun like being pranked..
you want to give it but you can't take it?
fine then...
I don't like getting things from others. I'm a people pleaser.
I like where this is going...
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