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The Flood / Re: So I just found a giant centipede in my bathroom
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:48:49 PM »
So... How clean is your house?

Very clean. Nasty tropical creatures get here from time to time in containers carrying foodstuffs being shipped to the UK.

Here's an example of this:

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: So I just found a giant centipede in my bathroom
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:45:54 PM »
Bloody hell .-.

Millipedes >>>>>>>>>> Centipedes.

Agreed. Millipedes are such gentle creatures compared to their cousins.

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The Flood / So I just found a giant centipede in my bathroom
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:39:27 PM »
Was a lot like this in size and looks:



These aren't normally found in the UK, so I'm guessing it must have hitched a ride on fruit being transported here. Frightening. It was very aggressive and probably poisonous, so I captured it in a jar and let it go outside. Have you had any encounters with nasty bugs?

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The Flood / Re: Guess Who Got to Put Their Face in Some Booty Last Night?
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:12:14 PM »
Nope. Congratulations, though.

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The Flood / Re: Sup
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:11:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Sup
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:03:57 PM »
Watchin the new south park, bro

I really have got to catch up with South Park. Haven't seen it in about a year :P

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The Flood / Sup
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:02:37 PM »
How's it going this day/night?

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The Flood / Re: Fuck Tupac
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:40:29 PM »
tupac never died

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Gaming / Re: Give me your gaming history!
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:57:30 PM »
It all started with Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time, when I was little. I used to watch my uncle play it on the N64 and I loved it.

As I got older, I got a gamecube along with Super Mario Sunshine. I mainly watched my mother play the shit out of it, because it was too hard for me.

The third game I have fond memories of is GTA: San Andreas. I must have had hundreds of hours of my childhood clocked into that. Again, first discovered from my uncle. The first time I stayed up to midnight was when I played San Andreas.

Got a Wii back in 2009, played the shit out of Super Mario Kart, Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Legend Of Zelda: Majoras Mask, Super Mario Galaxy and Animal Crossing: Let's go to the city

It was all that really until I got into Pokemon in summer 2010. I've been playing since I first got Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky. Loved the shit out of that game. Got every main series game since.

Then I started to get into more hardcore games. Got an Xbox 360 along with Skyrim in 2012. Played the shit out of it. Moved on to Fallout 3, then Fallout: New Vegas, then I started playing Warframe back in April.

Got bored at the start of September and decided to play Dark Souls. It was at that moment I realized how casual Skyrim is, and started to grow a dislike for it. Got Dark Souls 2 a few weeks ago.

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The Flood / Re: I'm enlisting into the Navy
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:46:37 PM »
It was a pretty big decision for me, mostly because I still haven't figured out what I want to do after my senior year of high school and it's pretty much to late to choose now so i'm deciding to enlist. I know i'm going to get some flak from some "certain" individuals and you know what....

Spoiler
You can suck my fucking dick.

Congratulations and good luck, it's all I can really say.

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The Flood / Re: I once got a fantastic handjob
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:39:15 PM »
Write an erotic novel one day.

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The Flood / Re: Palestine needs a quick and speedy end
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:36:02 PM »
Agreed. I used to side with the Palestinians a while back, but I see how it is now.

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The Flood / Re: Meta Cognition is a fucking racist
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:17:53 PM »
cuz clowns are funny

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The Flood / Re: Dark Souls has shit lore
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:11:12 PM »
Very interesting. The way you elegantly describe the faults in the story really changed my perspective completely. I can tell I'll never be able to look at it the same way.

This.

I personally like Dark Souls vague lore. It allows you to fill in the blanks and imagine the strange world you are put in in your own way.
it's not the style of delivery, it's the god-awful edge

How so? I think it's more mysterious than edgy.
Well you would, wouldn't you

Still haven't explained why it has an edge. Is it because of the whole dark medieval atmosphere?

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The Flood / Re: Dark Souls has shit lore
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:07:13 PM »
Very interesting. The way you elegantly describe the faults in the story really changed my perspective completely. I can tell I'll never be able to look at it the same way.

This.

I personally like Dark Souls vague lore. It allows you to fill in the blanks and imagine the strange world you are put in in your own way.
it's not the style of delivery, it's the god-awful edge

How so? I think it's more mysterious than edgy.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone can be beautiful....
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:03:59 PM »
That's pretty depressing.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Souls has shit lore
« on: October 29, 2014, 06:58:40 PM »
Very interesting. The way you elegantly describe the faults in the story really changed my perspective completely. I can tell I'll never be able to look at it the same way.

This.

I personally like Dark Souls vague lore. It allows you to fill in the blanks and imagine the strange world you are put in in your own way.

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The Flood / Re: Your fantasy?
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:49:30 PM »
As a legit answer, I immerse myself in the media I consume.
Which comprises of fantasy novels, games and anime.

So often I'll fantasise about something from or being in them.
Usually with friends,

Yeah, that happens to me too.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite type of alcoholic drink?
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:21:08 PM »
LOL people still drink alcohol?

Bruh, anthropology has determined that civilization formed because it made it easier to distill alcohol. It's part of the human experience.

In antiquity, people relied mainly on alcoholic beverages for hydration because water was too dirty and gave diseases, while alcoholic beverages were pretty much sterile.

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The Flood / Re: Happy Holidays
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:18:44 PM »
Wait, what?

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The Flood / Re: Your fantasy?
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:18:06 PM »
Ellen Page.

I think most of us here have gotten the message by now.

You're just jealous of my devotion to Ellen.

(insert shrek copypasta here)

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The Flood / Re: Your fantasy?
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:14:59 PM »
Being a vigilante.

You can be one.

Just spend all day looking for crime in a superhero costume and try to stop the criminal.

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The Flood / Re: Your fantasy?
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:13:13 PM »
Ellen Page.

I think most of us here have gotten the message by now.

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The Flood / Re: Your fantasy?
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:10:31 PM »


Having a hot mom and letting her jerk me off and then ride me all night
Dear god. Im not surprised at all.
You shouldn't be, because I'm incredibly open about my incest fetish online
Oh I know. Im impressed sometimes to be honest.
It's not really impressive. I have no reason to hide it on the internet

Why not be open about in irl too?

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The Flood / Re: The blackest user on these forums?
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:05:54 PM »
op is nigger

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The Flood / Re: Your fantasy?
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:02:55 PM »
lots of things

What kind of things?

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The Flood / Re: The blackest user on these forums?
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:01:33 PM »
Racist. Reported.

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The Flood / Re: Your fantasy?
« on: October 29, 2014, 03:27:25 PM »
Being able to control water & stuff.


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The Flood / Re: Your fantasy?
« on: October 29, 2014, 03:18:45 PM »
Also being Batman

Having a hot mom and letting her jerk me off and then ride me all night

I can't tell which is more fucked up.

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The Flood / Re: Your fantasy?
« on: October 29, 2014, 03:18:09 PM »
i wanna lick you from your head to your toes
Spoiler
YouTube

ayy lmao

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