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10831
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:35:34 PM »
>In an elevator at a shopping complex
>Crowded and uncomfortable
>A young lady is standing next to me, looking noticeably rushed
>As the door opens to the floor where we are all getting off, I gesture for her to leave first
>A hush descends upon the lift
>She appears simultaneously furious and ashamed
>My smile widens, my erection becomes visible and my body language grows bolder as I say to her
>"Ladies first"
>The men in the lift, even the young boy, all smile and lick their lips in anticipation of my conquest
>She shudders, disgusted by what is taking place, there is no way for her to now recover the dignity that she once cherished
>She begins to step out of the door, the other women looking on solemnly, knowing the defeat and shame that she feels
>She turns to me momentarily, all pride and gumption washed from her features, tears welling up in her eyes she mutters "thank you"
>I smile wider, my erection almost bursting through my trousers and her unable to take her eyes off my widening girth, I say
>"It was my privilege".
10832
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:27:57 PM »
Well
Hue
huehuehuehue
stuff happened.
._.
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THEN
i swear to fucking allah if you weeaniggers derail my thread
What was that?
oh pardon me, let me repeat that in your native language
moshi moshi desu ne? watashi thread sugoi fucku offu nya~
Oh i see.
Yeah, no deal.
then using my judaic wizardry, i shall bring truman back from the dead so he can finish what he started in 1945
He is the reason we exist now.
You think the weeb abomination could have happened without radiation?
i've already published my thesis on the origin of weeaboos
it is generally believed that weeaboos are the result of genetic experimentation conducted by covert japanese scientists in america during the 1940’s
they implanted a recessive gene into the dna sequence of several thousand americans that, when inherited, causes the general characteristics of weeaboos
their goal was to someday use these japanophiles as sleeper agents in their plan to restore the empire of the sun to its former glory, starting with control of the united states
by finish what he started, i mean completely vaporize japan with nukes and convert the remaining irradiated sea into an america only exotic fishing zone
I am the leader of the Weeb religion, you fat fuck.
I know exactly how weebs were caused, and it was all thanks to radiation from japan.
your waifu isn't real you fucking neckbeard and if she was she would be probably be really ugly
yolo
rekt
10833
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:23:13 PM »
killing kittens is hilarious
10834
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:20:20 PM »
Good.
There you go, you made him cry. How do you sleep at night?!
:^{
By laying in bed.
10835
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:17:40 PM »
Good.
There you go, you made him cry. How do you sleep at night?!
10836
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:15:12 PM »
id really like to dress up as Freya...
I coulda helped you if you told me sooner >_>
theres no point in of doing it anyway as HW isnt a big thing here :/
plus its not a very simple costume. Freya Crescent. take a look.
wow that'd be so cool though
yeah
in trance that turns into mail. id dare to say ornstein has taken some inspiration from her. both also have something to do with dragons
Holy crap, the resemblance between the two is uncanny. And here's me thinking Ornstein is a completely original design. The more you know.
10837
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:08:22 PM »
Well
Hue
huehuehuehue
stuff happened.
._.
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THEN
i swear to fucking allah if you weeaniggers derail my thread
thats fucking racist you towelhead
10838
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:02:34 PM »
It looks like he's bungie jumping.
10839
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:47:39 PM »
Playing video games and eating the sweets intended for trick or treaters.
Fucking fat ass
Reported for insults.
10840
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:44:14 PM »
Playing video games and eating the sweets intended for trick or treaters.
Will probably be doing this too.
10841
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:33:29 PM »
nothing...
Me
i will make you screech like the stalker you are
Thanks for scarring me for life, you two.
10842
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:32:14 PM »
Yes, for years at a time I have had no friends. I became depressed for a while, because the lack of social interaction was killing me. Was pretty bad, but I'm sure we all have had those moments in life, eh?
10843
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:25:51 PM »
That's triggering.
10844
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:23:09 PM »
2spooky
PM'd mods
Reported for harassment.
10845
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:20:54 PM »
>12 at night
>Listening to music
>Dozing off
>About to go to sleep
>Hear a crash
>Dogs barking, oh shit
>At this point I'm shitting brix
>Grab handy butterfly-knife in my dresser
>My only useful tool in self-defense
>Creeping down stairs
>Eerily quiet
>Something isn't right
>See a stranger in my house (I'm home alone)
>Go back up stairs to retrieve phone
>Grab phone
>Calling 999
>He hears my movement upstairs
>He turns towards me, and charges straight at me, running up the stairs
>ohfuck.jpg
>Slam the door, lock it
>Hear him kicking the flimsy door
>I am prepared to fight for my life
>Thief kicks open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
10846
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:06:58 PM »
How can you tell when a monday has been using your computer?
10847
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:05:17 PM »
He triggers me
You trigger my penis
Too bad I hate you
You just know that hate is my fetish.
Will you stop being an instigator?!
Will you stop being a moron?
See? What will happen if Casper gets turned on by that?
I wouldn't want that
I do find reluctance kinky.
what's with you people
I'm lonely...
I can fix that.
10848
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:47:02 PM »
I have PTSD now. Thanks.
10849
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:43:26 PM »
10850
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:39:08 PM »
10851
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:29:39 PM »
The day OP delivered.
10/10. Good costume.
10852
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:04:03 PM »
Ew.
10853
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:01:50 PM »
Some horror films with foxy, while drinking bracardi n coke and eating a fuck tonne of sweets
Easy on the sweets and coke kiyo, you wouldn't wanna get fat
It's one night, I wont get fat.
Spoiler Don't want Meta stalking me
TOP LEL
10854
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:57:09 PM »
I was expecting a gay story. I'm disappointed, OP.
10855
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:56:06 PM »
I'm at a friends house handing out candy. We're dressed as DC comics characters (except me. I'm Dr Horrible.)
Will post pics.
10856
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:49:20 PM »
Some horror films with foxy, while drinking bracardi n coke and eating a fuck tonne of sweets
Easy on the sweets and coke kiyo, you wouldn't wanna get fat
My sides...
10857
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:37:07 PM »
Prolly nothing. Our friend is making brinner, but I don't think anything else.
What about that kickass deadspace costume you have? I would hide in bushes and scare the crap out of people.
I'd love to, but my friends never like doing what I do.
Aww, that's a shame.
I guess it's what I get for being the only guy >_>
Yeah, girls can be no fun at times >_<
Almost all the time. We literally do nothing but sit here. Of the seven of us, four of them smoke, so there's that...
Ugh, that's pretty lame. Some of my friends are smokers, and it's hard to be around them at times...
10858
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:31:46 PM »
Co-hosting a costume party with my friend, it's gonna be great 
Have fun!
10859
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:30:40 PM »
Prolly nothing. Our friend is making brinner, but I don't think anything else.
What about that kickass deadspace costume you have? I would hide in bushes and scare the crap out of people.
I'd love to, but my friends never like doing what I do.
Aww, that's a shame.
I guess it's what I get for being the only guy >_>
Yeah, girls can be no fun at times >_<
10860
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:25:38 PM »
Prolly nothing. Our friend is making brinner, but I don't think anything else.
What about that kickass deadspace costume you have? I would hide in bushes and scare the crap out of people.
I'd love to, but my friends never like doing what I do.
Aww, that's a shame.
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