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The Flood / Re: 22 USERS
« on: August 30, 2016, 06:14:28 PM »
Why do people still even come here?

Why do people even do anything?

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The Flood / Re: So my address was just given out
« on: August 30, 2016, 05:08:28 PM »
RIP

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The Flood / Re: 3 kinds of people in this world
« on: August 30, 2016, 06:05:48 AM »
So whats the 3rd type of person? You only listed two.

The secret may be unveiled.... but for now...

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The Flood / Trump has a TIME MACHINE
« on: August 29, 2016, 07:16:59 PM »
After Nikola Tesla's death, the FBI ordered the Alien Property Custodian to seize Tesla's belongings, even though Tesla was an American citizen.

The National Defense Research Committee called in an MIT Professor to make sense of Tesla's notes in order to analyze if anything in them could be weaponized.

That MIT professor was John Trump.

If you are not familiar with Tesla's theories in his later years, he explored fantastic topics like free energy, antigravity, invisibility and even time travel.

John Trump claimed that there was nothing of any real substance in Tesla's notes -- but this of course was a lie. He knew that if the National Defense Research Committee realized what the notes contained, it could mean the end of the world -- because included in them were blueprints for a theoretical time machine. First, a few things regarding time; there are infinite timelines, and they are all occurring simultaneously.

http://www.newyorker.com/news/amy-davidson/donald-trumps-nuclear-uncle

Although John Trump thought that Tesla's Time Machine was plausible, it was not possible to create using the technology existing during his time. John Trump later died in 1985, but not before leaving Tesla's notes and their implications to the protection of his beloved nephew, Donald Trump.

Around this same time period, Donald Trump was known to use the pseudonyms such as John Miller and John Barron, in partial homage to his uncle. However, there was another pseudonym that Trump was not so well known for using -- John Titor.

Trump, as John Titor, traveled to the future under the assumed identity of a soldier, where he discovered that America (and the entire world) had become a nuclear dystopia caused by radical Islamic terror.

"John Titor" began posting to several forums in 2000 and 2001, speaking of events that happened in the the timeline he had witnessed. He spoke of terrible events that would occur from the early 2000's through to 2012. He could not name radical Islamic terror at the time, or the timeline may become unavoidable -- he had to be extremely cautious, and analyze the near infinite temporal variables and possibilities before making his move.

Trump traveled time, amassing a fortune, and making subtle changes, which helped him delay the future he saw for as long as he could. But that future is now coming. Trump knew that the only way he could have enough influence to prevent this future totally would be to become the president of the United States.

If it has ever seemed to you that Trump has a bizarre ability to accurately predict and manipulate his political opponents to his advantage, you're on the right track... the truth is, they are not predictions. Rather, they are foreordained events. However there is one thing you need to know about Donald Trump's campaign for the Presidency:

Trump wants to be President, but not for very long - only as long as it takes. He's always said that he wouldn't want to be President if there was someone else he thought would do as good a job. This is where Mike Pence comes in.

You see, Mike Pence is also a traveler, who Trump met many years ago (depending on your perspective). Pence is from far further in the future, and has a superior time machine. To put it simply, he can be present in the same time more than once (i.e there can be more than one Mike Pence on Earth in a given time period).

And just as a side-note, if you ever thought Pence looks a little strange or out of place - he's from far enough in the future where the races have sort of become homogenized.

Also, Trump was dating his daughter Ivanka in the timeline he came from, because she was born to another father with Ivanna, however, Trump went back in time and started dating Ivanna, thus becoming Ivanka's father. This is what he meant by the odd statement about his daughter "perhaps if she weren't my daughter I'd be dating her".

Mike Pence (or rather, copies of him) were sent back to the past by Pence "Prime" and Trump in order to infiltrate the lives of political enemies before they ever became political enemies. Indeed, there are many such enemies, none of whom you have heard of, who met their demise or fell into obscurity long before they could become a threat to Trump.

Pence's motive to help trump are as follows: a) avoid a temporal conflict b) become President himself, as promised by Trump.

Time travel, especially the rudimentary variant currently in use by a certain group of people (not Trump/Pence) is not without its side effects, as seen here;

YouTube


Their overuse of the technology, while certainly having a negative impact on the health of their agents, has time and time again (no pun intended) stymied a lot of Trump and Pence's plans.

Unfortunately, a temporal conflict could not be avoided at all.

Before I forget, Tim Kaine (who is gay) is not involved in this plot, as was essentially neutralized as a political threat long ago by one of the Pences, who is still in service, Luckily from Trump, his temporal enemies do not realize this. Simply take a closer look at Kaine's wife, their story, etc...

Spoiler

Trump's first attempt at defeating Hillary Clinton happened in the late 1990's. To be more specific, Trump hatched a plan to shame and discredit her husband, Bill Clinton, to the point that Hillary would not be able to successfully run for public office. While the plan succeeded in some regard, a temporal incursion by Hillary (from the future) prevented any lasting damage. She then went on to successfully run for the US senate (New York).

Soon thereafter, despite Trump's best efforts, that tragic day on 9/11 occurred. It was Trump's biggest mistake, and something he regrets every day (and every yesterday, and every tomorrow).

Here is my proof by the way:

Hillary Clinton WILL be defeated (unless something major changes in the timeline, unlikely...) and September 11, 2017 will be declared Peace and Prosperity Day (will be approved as a national holiday) by President Trump.

Hillary will be declared the winner of the election by all mainstream media sources, but the American people will find out she didn't actually win (this will occur December 21).


tl;dr Donald Trump has a time machine made from Nikola Tesla's research inherited from his dead MIT professor uncle John Trump, plans to MAGA, then make Mike Pence president, a person from the far future where the human race was homogenized (Also look at Tim Kaine's wife, she has an identical face to Mike Pence, and is another person from the far future).

Just you watch.

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The Flood / Re: MY EX'S BOYFRIEND GOT ARRESTED
« on: August 29, 2016, 06:25:25 PM »
hoohoo

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The Flood / Re: Don't take the little stuff for granted guys
« on: August 29, 2016, 06:02:54 PM »
Shame that India never embraced such a wonderful thing.

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The Flood / Re: MY EX'S BOYFRIEND GOT ARRESTED
« on: August 29, 2016, 06:01:21 PM »
haha

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The Flood / Re: Gene Wilder dead at 83
« on: August 29, 2016, 05:52:34 PM »
Didn't touch my life, cuz I have no idea who he is.

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The Flood / Re: MY EX'S BOYFRIEND GOT ARRESTED
« on: August 29, 2016, 05:50:41 PM »
hehe

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Serious / Re: Historical Tragedies
« on: August 29, 2016, 09:40:16 AM »
The hedonism from our rapid advancement of society, culture and technology which came to shine in the past 60 or so years that is going to bring about our destruction. We could've had nigh limitless energy by now, among other things, like slowing down or even preventing climate change and the mass extinction event that is currently occurring.

It's worthless to discuss this though, we have enough time to enjoy life, best not to think about a scary situation like that which is totally beyond our control. Humans just aren't meant to thrive in circumstances like this.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else notice minions dying out?
« on: August 29, 2016, 09:18:42 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Why did I become conscious?
« on: August 29, 2016, 09:17:51 AM »
Because of human intelligence. You usually develop consciousness/awareness at age 5-7 -- it depends -- although developing it earlier on is usually a sign of being a smart individual. Before that ascendance, you're no smarter than most animals and don't really have any memories of that time.

Interestingly enough, for some people, this transition of non-awareness to awareness is very pronounced, almost terrifying, like a great responsibility has been cast upon you.

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The Flood / Anyone else notice minions dying out?
« on: August 29, 2016, 07:06:58 AM »
Thank God. I won't miss those little twerps.

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The Flood / Re: Last Active: April 13, 2016, 10:42:42 AM
« on: August 28, 2016, 05:00:41 PM »
What ever happened to the Man of Tomorrow?

He became the Man of Yesterday.

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The Flood / Hello this is the father speaking
« on: August 28, 2016, 04:49:27 PM »

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The Flood / Re: MEME MAGIC
« on: August 28, 2016, 04:41:55 PM »
You are like a little baby. Watch this.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone here familiar with sex and culture?
« on: August 28, 2016, 04:26:42 PM »
The "liberation" of women is contributing to our downfall, no doubt. It basically all boils down to hedonism, the #1 issue with humans.

None of this matters anyway, because humanity is doomed and likely only has about a century left. Anyway, luckily for us, we were born in just the right time and we can reap the benefits of our society to enjoy a nice life before its collapse.


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The Flood / Re: Bird Thread
« on: August 28, 2016, 04:17:27 PM »
My favorite bird? The one in my boxer shorts.

You need to work on your jokes

But... but.. I-I thought this was a hugbox! Don't be mean to me!

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Things that you fucking want.
« on: August 28, 2016, 02:22:58 PM »
A weewee to play wi- I mean, a flying robot shark!

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The Flood / Re: Y'know, sometimes on b.net
« on: August 28, 2016, 02:12:51 PM »
Hey! At least he doesn't have that middle-parting anymore!
which looked amazing

Middle partings only look good on Trent Reznor

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The Flood / Re: Y'know, sometimes on b.net
« on: August 28, 2016, 02:07:48 PM »
You still do this, and you're quite bad at it.
You're full of shit, and I would never be able to get away with it here. You just can't handle the fact you're a NEET with no life experience.

Hey! At least he doesn't have that middle-parting anymore!

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The Flood / Re: who would win?
« on: August 28, 2016, 02:03:22 PM »
The eternal question;


blow dryers w/ prep time

now hang on just a moment, how come jupiter isn't allowed prep time?
jupitrr has had billions of years to prepare for this moment those blow dryers look like fairly new models they need time to gain experience

oh haha

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The Flood / Re: who would win?
« on: August 28, 2016, 01:58:00 PM »
The eternal question;


blow dryers w/ prep time

now hang on just a moment, how come jupiter isn't allowed prep time?

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The Flood / Re: Bird Thread
« on: August 28, 2016, 01:57:19 PM »
My favorite bird? The one in my boxer shorts.

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The Flood / Re: who would win?
« on: August 28, 2016, 01:55:44 PM »
The eternal question;


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The Flood / Re: 3 kinds of people in this world
« on: August 28, 2016, 01:53:27 PM »
Which one am I

Hmm...... good question..... I think.... the.... thir...d..... one

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The Flood / Re: 3 kinds of people in this world
« on: August 28, 2016, 01:52:30 PM »
i could've sworn i killed you in tbilisi

well you failed, and i have risen once more to terrorize the lands

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The Flood / Re: Take a look at this list
« on: August 28, 2016, 12:32:46 PM »
i'll miss you ;-;
Desty leaves, and the next day you show up...hmmm...

Golly! I've been found out!

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The Flood / Re: Take a look at this list
« on: August 28, 2016, 11:54:07 AM »
i'll miss you ;-;

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Oh! Thank you so much! It's not like you don't have to or anything! How could I ever repay you?

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