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10651
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:25:23 AM »
I was in the countryside at night a few days ago and a wild fox appeared from the bushes. It was the first time I've ever seen a fox in my life.
10652
« on: November 01, 2014, 11:05:36 PM »
I was expecting spiders, OP did not deliver.
10653
« on: November 01, 2014, 10:43:15 PM »
i go on disney.com without my parents' permission
Holy fuck you are a badass.
10654
« on: November 01, 2014, 10:40:14 PM »
You will never be a child again. 
10655
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:26:11 PM »
OUT OF MY WAY NON-BAGGED MILK BUYERS
Worry not about what kind of milk you bought, but instead, what form of plastic was used to contain it.
Green. Milk.
>>>>
Everything else is haram.
Sure, if you're a loser.
What if I told you the 2D lovers were actually the brainwashed plebs?
You'd be wrong.
...You win this round.
10656
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:24:55 PM »
Fat free 4 life.
STUPID FUCKING BONGS
JUST DRINK MILK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE
Spoiler Red drinker eh?  Is k. You can feel good about yourself for drinking bad milk
I'd fuck the shit out of that.
3DPD > 2D
Spoiler My corpus is most certainly adapted to this situation.
Sure, if you're a brainwashed plebeian.
What if I told you the 2D lovers were actually the brainwashed plebs?
10657
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:22:46 PM »
Fat free 4 life.
STUPID FUCKING BONGS
JUST DRINK MILK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE
Spoiler Red drinker eh? Is k. You can feel good about yourself for drinking bad milk
I'd fuck the shit out of that.
3DPD > 2D Spoiler My corpus is most certainly adapted to this situation.
10658
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:19:28 PM »
<skyrim Filthy fucking pleb.
10659
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:21:08 PM »
10660
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:07:30 PM »
Herro
Hi. How's it going?
It's going good bby
Good to hear.
Very good to hear like a girl's orgasm
A boy's orgasm sounds better. No homo, by the way.
You I rike you...
I'm flattered, but lets not get too frisky!
Oh bby but I prefer to give it than take it
I prefer to give it too. I am the dominant male.
The were going to have a problem then m8
It is. I will fight you for dominance, like a atlas beetle fighting another male to stick it's beetle member in the female beetles vagina. Except there's no female, and it's just two males.
As an alpha male I accept this challenge I'm going to ram you into submission, your going to be moaning like a little whore
No, I believe it is you who will be moaning like a little whore. Here is an example of what is to come: You are already dead.
10661
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:04:39 PM »
Herro
Hi. How's it going?
It's going good bby
Good to hear.
Very good to hear like a girl's orgasm
A boy's orgasm sounds better. No homo, by the way.
You I rike you...
I'm flattered, but lets not get too frisky!
Oh bby but I prefer to give it than take it
I prefer to give it too. I am the dominant male.
The were going to have a problem then m8
It is. I will fight you for dominance, like a atlas beetle fighting another male to stick it's beetle member in the female beetles vagina. Except there's no female, and it's just two males.
10662
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:02:29 PM »
Herro
Hi. How's it going?
It's going good bby
Good to hear.
Very good to hear like a girl's orgasm
A boy's orgasm sounds better. No homo, by the way.
You I rike you...
I'm flattered, but lets not get too frisky!
Oh bby but I prefer to give it than take it
I prefer to give it too. I am the dominant male.
10663
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:57:52 PM »
Herro
Hi. How's it going?
It's going good bby
Good to hear.
Very good to hear like a girl's orgasm
A boy's orgasm sounds better. No homo, by the way.
You I rike you...
I'm flattered, but lets not get too frisky!
10664
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:55:12 PM »
Herro
Hi. How's it going?
It's going good bby
Good to hear.
Very good to hear like a girl's orgasm
A boy's orgasm sounds better. No homo, by the way.
10665
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:51:15 PM »
Herro
Hi. How's it going?
It's going good bby
Good to hear.
10666
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:47:44 PM »
Herro
Hi. How's it going?
10667
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:46:16 PM »
i really want to play DS2...
I swear to the fuck if you play DS2 I will invade your world and anally bruise you. My character? He's got a fucking maxed out sun sword. God damn motherfucking Solaire of Astora used it. He's wearing HEIDE KNIGHT ARMOR, from those badass knights lost in their own thoughts. You don't stand a chance, kid. You're already dead.
buh muh katana and throne watcher set
Oh, you're a dex fag too? This'll be fun. Good luck penetrating me.
My sword will stunlock the shit out of you. When the rape session has finished, I will then dance on your used up corpse with my Channeler's trident.
jokes on you
i played offline
If you ever, and I mean, ever, get online. I'll be there. Waiting.
You can't D/C, either, because you'll be banished from online play. I learned that the hard way. I had to wait for 12 god damn hours in Things Betwixt to get back in at it. Don't make the mistake I did.
bully
Bully? Hah. Dark Souls ain't a hug box, boy.
I was a weakling scrub once, and I got ganked the shit out of back in those damn woods. Those gankers, they passed me between them like a milk maiden. Wasn't fun. You need to man up to play this game, kid.
but all i wanted to do was to be ultra fab in my TW set
i dun wan be horribly murdered
Wait... Fashion Souls?
You're my friend then. I'm super fabulous with my Dragon Sage Hood and Faraam armor. I kill in style. Will post pics later.
id post too if i could...
Why not? Crocodile ate your xbox?
His computer.
Kay. Still posting those pics though. I'm really bored.
10668
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:44:40 PM »
i really want to play DS2...
I swear to the fuck if you play DS2 I will invade your world and anally bruise you. My character? He's got a fucking maxed out sun sword. God damn motherfucking Solaire of Astora used it. He's wearing HEIDE KNIGHT ARMOR, from those badass knights lost in their own thoughts. You don't stand a chance, kid. You're already dead.
buh muh katana and throne watcher set
Oh, you're a dex fag too? This'll be fun. Good luck penetrating me.
My sword will stunlock the shit out of you. When the rape session has finished, I will then dance on your used up corpse with my Channeler's trident.
jokes on you
i played offline
If you ever, and I mean, ever, get online. I'll be there. Waiting.
You can't D/C, either, because you'll be banished from online play. I learned that the hard way. I had to wait for 12 god damn hours in Things Betwixt to get back in at it. Don't make the mistake I did.
bully
Bully? Hah. Dark Souls ain't a hug box, boy.
I was a weakling scrub once, and I got ganked the shit out of back in those damn woods. Those gankers, they passed me between them like a milk maiden. Wasn't fun. You need to man up to play this game, kid.
but all i wanted to do was to be ultra fab in my TW set
i dun wan be horribly murdered
Wait... Fashion Souls?
You're my friend then. I'm super fabulous with my Dragon Sage Hood and Faraam armor. I kill in style. Will post pics later.
id post too if i could...
Why not? Crocodile ate your xbox?
10669
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:40:55 PM »
i really want to play DS2...
I swear to the fuck if you play DS2 I will invade your world and anally bruise you. My character? He's got a fucking maxed out sun sword. God damn motherfucking Solaire of Astora used it. He's wearing HEIDE KNIGHT ARMOR, from those badass knights lost in their own thoughts. You don't stand a chance, kid. You're already dead.
buh muh katana and throne watcher set
Oh, you're a dex fag too? This'll be fun. Good luck penetrating me.
My sword will stunlock the shit out of you. When the rape session has finished, I will then dance on your used up corpse with my Channeler's trident.
jokes on you
i played offline
If you ever, and I mean, ever, get online. I'll be there. Waiting.
You can't D/C, either, because you'll be banished from online play. I learned that the hard way. I had to wait for 12 god damn hours in Things Betwixt to get back in at it. Don't make the mistake I did.
bully
Bully? Hah. Dark Souls ain't a hug box, boy.
I was a weakling scrub once, and I got ganked the shit out of back in those damn woods. Those gankers, they passed me between them like a milk maiden. Wasn't fun. You need to man up to play this game, kid.
but all i wanted to do was to be ultra fab in my TW set
i dun wan be horribly murdered
Wait... Fashion Souls? You're my friend then. I'm super fabulous with my Dragon Sage Hood and Faraam armor. I kill in style. Will post pics later.
10670
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:37:37 PM »
I swear to god if any of you try to round up a posse in Dark Souls and gank me, I will destroy every single one of you. I will laugh too, and spam "Well? What is it?". You might get frustrated. A little angry? You might be on the verge of sending hate mail?
10671
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:34:26 PM »
i really want to play DS2...
I swear to the fuck if you play DS2 I will invade your world and anally bruise you. My character? He's got a fucking maxed out sun sword. God damn motherfucking Solaire of Astora used it. He's wearing HEIDE KNIGHT ARMOR, from those badass knights lost in their own thoughts. You don't stand a chance, kid. You're already dead.
buh muh katana and throne watcher set
Oh, you're a dex fag too? This'll be fun. Good luck penetrating me.
My sword will stunlock the shit out of you. When the rape session has finished, I will then dance on your used up corpse with my Channeler's trident.
jokes on you
i played offline
If you ever, and I mean, ever, get online. I'll be there. Waiting.
You can't D/C, either, because you'll be banished from online play. I learned that the hard way. I had to wait for 12 god damn hours in Things Betwixt to get back in at it. Don't make the mistake I did.
bully
Bully? Hah. Dark Souls ain't a hug box, boy. I was a weakling scrub once, and I got ganked the shit out of back in those damn woods. Those gankers, they passed me between them like a milk maiden. Wasn't fun. You need to man up to play this game, kid.
10672
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:31:41 PM »
i really want to play DS2...
I swear to the fuck if you play DS2 I will invade your world and anally bruise you. My character? He's got a fucking maxed out sun sword. God damn motherfucking Solaire of Astora used it. He's wearing HEIDE KNIGHT ARMOR, from those badass knights lost in their own thoughts. You don't stand a chance, kid. You're already dead.
buh muh katana and throne watcher set
Oh, you're a dex fag too? This'll be fun. Good luck penetrating me.
My sword will stunlock the shit out of you. When the rape session has finished, I will then dance on your used up corpse with my Channeler's trident.
jokes on you
i played offline
If you ever, and I mean, ever, get online. I'll be there. Waiting. You can't D/C, either, because you'll be banished from online play. I learned that the hard way. I had to wait for 12 god damn hours in Things Betwixt to get back in at it. Don't make the mistake I did.
10673
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:29:12 PM »
i really want to play DS2...
I swear to the fuck if you play DS2 I will invade your world and anally bruise you. My character? He's got a fucking maxed out sun sword. God damn motherfucking Solaire of Astora used it. He's wearing HEIDE KNIGHT ARMOR, from those badass knights lost in their own thoughts. You don't stand a chance, kid. You're already dead.
buh muh katana and throne watcher set
Oh, you're a dex fag too? This'll be fun. Good luck penetrating me. My sword will stunlock the shit out of you. When the rape session has finished, I will then dance on your used up corpse with my Channeler's trident.
10674
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:26:15 PM »
i really want to play DS2...
I swear to the fuck if you play DS2 I will invade your world and anally bruise you. My character? He's got a fucking maxed out sun sword. God damn motherfucking Solaire of Astora used it. He's wearing HEIDE KNIGHT ARMOR, from those badass knights lost in their own thoughts. You don't stand a chance, kid. You're already dead.
10675
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:24:41 PM »
Looks like a Channeler, to me.
That's what it is, but it looks like its made out of wrappers.
Maybe you could see it better if you came outta your closet.
I don't appreciate the tone you are taking with me, mister. Why does everyone think I'm hiding in a smelly closet? Who started this rumor?
10676
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:22:59 PM »
Toffee wrappers
...Please don't bring that up. I had an addiction, once. Toffees, yeah, those sweet little bastards. I had a problem. I had to get therapy. It nearly ruined my life, and I had chronic obesity. I made an account on Tumblr.... Why? The thoughts. The memories. They are all flooding back in. What have you done?!
10677
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:20:35 PM »
Looks like a Channeler, to me.
That's what it is, but it looks like its made out of wrappers.
10678
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:12:00 PM »
Why does my avatar look like it's made of muffin wrappers?
How's it going, by the way?
10679
« on: November 01, 2014, 06:45:19 PM »
All day long I've been called a faggot here. How do you know such things? Who is starting these rumors?
10680
« on: November 01, 2014, 05:13:15 PM »
I kind of like the taste of it.
Of course you do. Fag
Fag? Well I don't know what rumors you have been hearing, but I assure you that couldn't be further from the truth!
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