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« on: November 02, 2014, 06:15:56 PM »
10622
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:15:05 PM »
10623
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:14:16 PM »
10624
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:12:24 PM »
10625
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:11:09 PM »
10626
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:10:29 PM »
10627
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:09:51 PM »
10628
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:08:11 PM »
10629
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:07:18 PM »
10630
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:06:10 PM »
10631
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:05:28 PM »
10632
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:04:27 PM »
10633
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:02:48 PM »
10634
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:01:37 PM »
10635
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:59:27 PM »
10636
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:48:56 PM »
Yeah, I don't really like her.
10637
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:46:59 PM »
 Desert blonde, if anyone wants to know the tarantula.
10638
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:32:11 PM »
God damn, Activision makes my blood boil. I'd say they could even be worse than EA.
10639
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:25:33 PM »
10640
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:21:29 PM »
I liked watching monster truck videos and reading a Star Wars wiki as a kid.
10641
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:15:24 PM »
I swear to god the amount of exposure to weebs here will slowly turn you into one.
10642
« on: November 02, 2014, 04:40:36 PM »
Golden Wonder instant noodles. I don't normally eat that shit, though. Instant food is pure sodium.
10643
« on: November 02, 2014, 03:21:33 PM »
>advanced warfare
10644
« on: November 02, 2014, 03:19:06 PM »
I already like it. It's making me hungry.
10646
« on: November 02, 2014, 02:24:43 PM »
I'm not a child, anymore, Santa. I want you. Since I was a young boy, I have wanted you. You won't know when I am awake. I know how to deal with the reindeer this time.
10647
« on: November 02, 2014, 01:57:22 PM »
Hoh man, that's awesome. I used to have a big thing for star wars. Boba Fett was my favourite.
10648
« on: November 02, 2014, 01:41:10 PM »
wat
10649
« on: November 02, 2014, 12:15:25 PM »
10650
« on: November 02, 2014, 12:06:04 PM »
>traveling across US
>invited by two friends in NY to have dinner in restaurant
>waiter comes to the table
>"What can I get for you gentlemen this evening?"
>I order a vegetable platter and a small bowl of olive oil
>first friend orders cheese burger with freedom fries, and a 12oz liberty steak with extra mashed potatoes
>second friend orders full rack of independence ribs, pulled pork sammie, macaroni and cheese, and deep fried patriot pickles
>15 min later waiter returns with their food
>friend asks me if I want to try a fry, say sure, grab one and gently pour ketchup onto it
>he looks at me in confusion and asks me what I'm doing
>starts pounding bottle of ketchup into a separate bowl he requested
>empties another one into the bowl
>asks the waiter for a third bottle and empties it into the bowl
>grabs a handfull of fries, oil dripping down his arm as he squeezes them
>making airplane noises BRRRRRRM, WOOOOOOOO, VOOOOOSH
>dunks them into the bowl of ketchup, entire fist is stained red
>has to forcefully shove them into his mouth as to make sure none of them drop
>tells me "that's how ain't no faggot eats sum fries"
>other friend says "praise jesus" and starts clapping
>soon the entire restaurant is clapping
>waiter comes back with the food I ordered
>soggy, dripping pizza margherita and a small bowl of olive oil
>"I ordered a vegetable platter, not a pizza... that's not what I wanted..."
>"Oh, I'm sorry. How about a fruit salad?" he said while holding up a cherry flavored lollipop
>first friend is laughing while disgusting chunks of french fry evacuate from his mouth
>man in 10 gallon hat walks up to our table and starts shooting revolvers into the ceiling of the restaurant screaming "YEEE HAW" repeatedly
>eagle bursts through the ceiling and takes my oil
Post your experiences in the land of the fat.
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