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10531
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:11:24 PM »
Let me ask you all something. Would you consider a person that kills insects and arachnids for fun as vile as someone who guns down deer for a laugh?
Yup.
Squashing a bug is one thing, but if you actually find it fun then you should be sectioned.
Well, that's good then. A lot of people seem to forget that they are alive as much as a deer is.
10532
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:09:47 PM »
why are your nipples hard
10533
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:08:42 PM »
Let me ask you all something. Would you consider a person that kills insects and arachnids for fun as vile as someone who guns down deer for a laugh?
10534
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:04:02 PM »
ITT: moralfags argue over the ethics of hunting for fun while there are thousands of people doing it right now
And?
The people who do it for fun are disgusting individuals. Discussing the ethics of it whilst it's occurring doesn't exactly prove much of a point.
Why don't you all get some guns and start hunting the hunters?
10535
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:02:50 PM »
It sounds like an ogre singing as it slowly tears apart a person alive limb by limb.
10536
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:00:12 PM »
ITT: moralfags argue over the ethics of hunting for fun while there are thousands of people doing it right now
10537
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:58:29 PM »
ossku is my koti
ossku is my peikko
10538
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:56:45 PM »
But us tall people have shorter lives
at least we can be alpha during our prime, no one gives a shit when you're old
I guess you're right. We are all fucked anyway when we are old. LOL SHORTIES WILL NEVER BE TALL
10539
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:54:01 PM »
But us tall people have shorter lives, are prone to things like joint pain, and arthritis in later life.
10540
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:47:15 PM »
>tfw when you rape an ev-trained kyogre with mega charizard Y
10541
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:41:20 PM »
Should have been polar bears instead of cats.
God, how I would love to live in Norway.
10542
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:31:08 PM »
Bronies, for sure. God damn I hate them so much.
10543
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:10:25 PM »
This music gets me pumped. I love listening to it while exercising.
10544
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:50:09 PM »
China's still a problem, but thankfully they've already herded themselves for us.
China is getting much better. I see a bright future ahead for them.
Bright as in bombs, or...
Bright as in one of the best countries to live in. Sure, it's a shithole now, but look at some of the things they are aspiring to do.
10545
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:48:46 PM »
Be Irish.
They'll either be amazed or frightened.
Make sure you say you're in the IRA, too. They'll know what it means.
10546
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:47:26 PM »
China's still a problem, but thankfully they've already herded themselves for us.
China is getting much better. I see a bright future ahead for them.
10547
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:44:05 PM »
I wholly agree. I do not hate the Muslims, but the ones that march in and think they own the place should all be exterminated. They treat us like dogshit, but expect us to kiss their feet and be terrified to step on their toes? It makes my blood boil.
We respect their traditions, as they should to us.
10548
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:41:15 PM »
ITT: Sandtrap the outsider as usual.
I know I'm the strange kid. Always have been. Always will be. But I ain't hurting anybody. So as far as things go, I think I'm doing good. Never a good thing to hide from yourself. And so I walk this earth, and I am simply, little old me. If any of you have a problem with that, come up here and talk to me about it.
On topic however, that's actually a difficult thing to think about. Because if I'm considered strange, then what do I consider, stranger than me?
I believe people are complimenting you, not belittling you. If anything, I'm the outsider.
10549
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:38:13 PM »
>tfw when you don't have any floodians on steam or XBL
10550
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:35:02 PM »
It's full of dangers. Keep a toothbrush handy, that'll scare em' off.
10551
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:05:06 PM »
Font of Renewal.
That's from Oblivion, right?
10552
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:56:07 AM »
I believe spooge is already a slang term for semen.
10553
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:53:49 AM »
Arial or Calibiri. Not too formal, not too comical.
10554
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:52:31 AM »
comic sans for life
To Sir Johnson
I regret to inform you that a malignant neoplasm has been detected in the cortex of your brain. It is extremely rare form of cancer, highly aggressive and untreatable. Nothing can be done. You are estimated to live for 1 month.
10555
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:48:21 AM »
So I walked to the gas station the other day and, as I’m about to enter, out of the corner of my eye, I spot a young lady approaching the door. A malicious smile crosses my masculine features as I patiently await for my prey, my fingers tapping the door handle’s shiny steel in anticipation. She reaches the door and takes her eyes off her friend that she was just conversing with and rests her rapidly-widening eyes on me as I slowly open the door. Her friend falls silent and stares at the ground, knowing the shameful act I am about to commit as the young lady begins to cry and a hushed crowd begins to form. My raging erection almost blasts through my pants with the force of a level 10 hurricane, as I reveal the most pride-shattering sneer, holding the door open with my hand clasped tightly around the handle. The men in the crowd begin to howl and beat their chests as the women join together in their terror-filled cries of shame and anguish. She begins to weep openly in shame as she walks through the door muttering, “Th-thank you…” I slowly lean in with a sadistic, patriarchal grin of pleasure and whisper, “It was my privilege.”
10556
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:46:08 AM »
Ew!
lame
But why though?
just like how you wouldn't write a letter to a patient telling them they have terminal cancer in Comic Sans.
But thats brilliant
Im quite tall actually.
Sad and strange still applies.
I dont aim to please.
I don't aim to please, either. ):<
10557
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:39:56 AM »
You want someone to talk to?
I am here for you.
It was just awful! I never asked for any of it, but they wouldn't stop!
I am curious. Was it the same people continuously harassing you or was it many different people throughout your time there? If it was similar people, you should have told them to fuck right off.
No, just random people.
But still!
They're still in the wrong. If I was in the same situation as you, I'd stick to less densely populated areas and take shortcuts. Cities can be really fucking annoying. I got pickpocketed when I was visiting a city in Spain.
Spoiler I wasn't really harassed >_> People just kept complimenting my hair and was told to have an orgy with the three friends I was with haha
Kek. Well, hope you had fun in the big apple!
10558
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:37:20 AM »
See a woman using her laptop in the airport
I notice it has stopped working
My oppressive male heart fills with sadistic malice towards her
I walk up to her, grinning with savage glee
Shock and horror fills her face as she sees me looming over her
Her eyes brim with tears
She cowers and begs “P-please don’t, sir…”
My engorging penis begins to rip the seams of my pants as I leer and say “Pardon me, but I couldn’t help noticing you’re having computer troubles. If you don’t mind, I’m sure I could fix them.”
Her eyes downcast, she mumbles “o-okay”
I savagely take her computer and begin to fix the rather simple problem as tears stream down her face
All the men around me begin laughing evilly and hooting like wild apes of Borneo, reveling in her oppression
I hand it back to her, saying darkly that it should be working now
Testosterone fueled ecstasy fills me as I watch her spirit crumble
She weakly takes it from my strong male grip
All the women in the airport are now forced on their knees from the oppression in the air
Defeated, broken, she feebly sobs “Thank you” as the last of her independence disappears
As I go to catch my flight, I smugly reply “It was my privilege”
10559
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:36:10 AM »
Ew!
lame
But why though?
just like how you wouldn't write a letter to a patient telling them they have terminal cancer in Comic Sans.
But thats brilliant
Im quite tall actually.
Sad and strange still applies.
10560
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:27:05 AM »
Ew!
lame
But why though?
just like how you wouldn't write a letter to a patient telling them they have terminal cancer in Comic Sans.
But thats brilliant
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