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10501
« on: November 04, 2014, 11:07:37 AM »
I quickly finished them both off.
That's awfully generous of you.
Yeah, god damn faggots. Hate em' so much.
10502
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:55:15 AM »
I'm pretty sure women don't lactate at all times.
It's called induced lactating.
Okay, I'm not an expert on the subject of human lactation, haha.
10503
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:51:21 AM »
I'm pretty sure women don't lactate at all times.
10504
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:19:37 AM »
I had a dream last night where I was on a lush island with seemingly no signs of human life. It was nighttime, and the sky was incredibly clear (far more clearer than it could ever be in real life, even the Australian outback). I was lying on sand, and I could see our galaxy stretched across the sky. It was amazing. I could see stars in vivid detail, diffuse nebulas and distant galaxies.
Before I had awoken, a big red star in the sky went supernova. It was beautiful. Best dream (and sleep, for that matter) I've had in a while.
10505
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:10:53 AM »
nigga das nasty
Gasai, DAS, and off nasty dont have anything to do with this.
Brother, that is vile.
10506
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:07:51 AM »
nigga das nasty
10507
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:01:37 AM »
I'm a racist homophobic white southern conservative Christian Anglo male and this triggered me you faggot. I'm reporting your IP to my friends at the KKK. Enjoy your 3 months crucified on a burning cross.
I will. Being crucified is my fetish.
10508
« on: November 04, 2014, 09:59:37 AM »
I was about 50 years old
How I first read it
10509
« on: November 04, 2014, 09:57:16 AM »
Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him.
That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his ***got friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
What's yours? We've all had one.
10510
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:19:29 PM »
Me too...
10511
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:15:00 PM »
 Here's a picture of the beautiful hills of Northern Ireland - the photo was taken close to where I live.
10512
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:08:40 PM »
No fucking way.
I rarely ever drink carbonated stuff, but I'm going to buy a coke just to try this.
10513
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:33:27 PM »
I'm assuming there was some brother-sister loving going on?
Did you read the caption?
He meant the parents of the kid were probably brother and sister.
This.
10514
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:31:06 PM »
I'm assuming there was some brother-sister loving going on?
Did you read the caption?
Yes, it was quite saddening.
10515
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:25:22 PM »
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
10516
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:23:26 PM »
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
10517
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:11:46 PM »
I'm assuming there was some brother-sister loving going on?
10518
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:03:02 PM »
>tfw when you're heroic before OP
10519
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:00:53 PM »
Legos.
Though there's no such thing as too many.
10520
« on: November 03, 2014, 04:55:19 PM »
This image is a real deal. I have come across an image like this before. It will give you intense nightmares and terrifying hallucinations in a few days.
10521
« on: November 03, 2014, 04:54:20 PM »
I'd still rather be half a foot shorter.
Hey, better to be part of the master race than the minute race!
Nah, I'd rather be fun-sized.
...Fun-sized?
Fun-sized, like small and thin.
Y'know, a cute bottom.
Oh, okay. Small and fat, though, that, that's just awful.
I may sound naive here, but "bottom" as in "your anus" or "bottom" as in "I take cock in the ass"?
The second.
Hah, I would consider myself the giver in terms of homosexual relations.
10522
« on: November 03, 2014, 04:01:49 PM »
Aggron >>> Any pokemon ever.
Mega Aggron, maybe, but the normal one doesn't have much going for it.
10523
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:47:46 PM »
How are you all doing this fine day?
10524
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:41:31 PM »
This still makes me laugh every time I think about it
oh my this guy goes the extra mile
In a good way, but it's clearly apparent from the start the guys a burly hobbit.
10525
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:37:22 PM »
I'd still rather be half a foot shorter.
Hey, better to be part of the master race than the minute race!
Nah, I'd rather be fun-sized.
...Fun-sized?
Fun-sized, like small and thin.
Y'know, a cute bottom.
Oh, okay. Small and fat, though, that, that's just awful. I may sound naive here, but "bottom" as in "your anus" or "bottom" as in "I take cock in the ass"?
10526
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:31:56 PM »
I'd still rather be half a foot shorter.
Hey, better to be part of the master race than the minute race!
Nah, I'd rather be fun-sized.
...Fun-sized?
10527
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:26:46 PM »
I'd still rather be half a foot shorter.
Hey, better to be part of the master race than the minute race!
10528
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:23:54 PM »
Haha, I just did the exact same thing. It's only a matter of time before she finds out.
10529
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:18:43 PM »
Let me ask you all something. Would you consider a person that kills insects and arachnids for fun as vile as someone who guns down deer for a laugh?
Not as vile, but still still seams like it's going down a path. I don't kill insects or arachnids when I can take them outside. Unless getting outside is impossible and dangerous like Wasps. I don't enjoy it though.
Wasps, I always kill when I spot them in my house. They will die anyway.
Not to mention that they'll sting you without hesitation.
Bees are different though. I have been able to open a window for a bee and it fly out without killing it. Got so near it that if it were a wasp, it would have attacked me.
Bees are big softies. They have never attacked me before, so I have never attacked them.
10530
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:15:09 PM »
Let me ask you all something. Would you consider a person that kills insects and arachnids for fun as vile as someone who guns down deer for a laugh?
Not as vile, but still still seams like it's going down a path. I don't kill insects or arachnids when I can take them outside. Unless getting outside is impossible and dangerous like Wasps. I don't enjoy it though.
Wasps, I always kill when I spot them in my house. They will die anyway. Not to mention that they'll sting you without hesitation.
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