I can freeze them.

Excellent.. Excellent...

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowesses. Your voluptuous figures, along with your fair complexions, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for breeding partners. I must ask though: How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse?
That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl/guy who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat?
Its rather difficult to say at this point, but I envisioned myself shooting things into enclosed spaces.

>tfw you will never be OP

Hey... hey... don't give up on yourself so easily, sport.

>go to mcdonalds
>go up to the counter and order a shit load of food (fucking hungry)
>girl behind the counter 9/10
>joking flirt with her saying how shes too pretty to work here
>shesbuyingit.jpg
>have to go sit down, holding up the line
>she comes over to clean my table and we continue talking
>"You're funny"
>asks me what im doing later
>cant think of what to say heart beating hard so just say nothing
>asks me if i'd like to hang out with her after she gets off work
>i come back later to meet her
>we go to her house (she needed to change, still in her mc donalds uniform)
>see triple monitor setup
>allofmywuts
>ask if she plays pc games
>she proceeds to tell me about her favorite games
>spaghetti slowly dripping out of my pockets
>ask me if i'd rather play games with her instead of going out
>we proceed to play games all night before i notice its 3am
>say ive got to go home its late
>as im leaving she stops me and asks if I want to stay the night
>heart pounding harder than last time
>I stutter "w-w-w-here would I sleep"
>says her bed
>ohfuck.jpg
>dick nearly bulging through my jeans
>we proceed to cuddle then i make my move
>all goes well
>we fuck for 40 minutes
>best sex of my life
>we cuddle again and go to sleep
>as I lay there she whispers into my ear "you have such a great dick"
>I reply "you too"

If it's not a trap than I would fuck her.

observe name of image to see for yourself

"an avid gamer and blogger"

I wonder what blog... quite the mystery if I do so say myself.

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 04, 2014, 01:58:21 PM

Quote from: Ossku on November 04, 2014, 01:55:27 PM

Aura>Meridian

Except Meridian makes you look like a badass knight.

If it was slightly bigger i could tolerate it

Well, at least it's not as bad as some of the other helmets >_>

Aura>Meridian

Except Meridian makes you look like a badass knight.

Why oh why did they not use Bryan Cranston as the lead for that film? God damn all the others characters were so dull.

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 04, 2014, 01:05:33 PM

Violent thoughts about Tru and watching Netflix.

Violent?

You....

Do not want to go there

Ohhhhh yes I dooo

This is old brah.

Old is the best though, like a fine wine.

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions.

Hi, nice to meet you.

I will only vote for Nigel Farage.