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10411
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:50:16 PM »
That area with the poppies won't be nice at 6 bong
10412
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:43:17 PM »
CHEAT! CHEEATTT!!!!
It's a bad day to be you matey.
What did ye' just bark at me matey? I believe it's a bad day to be you, ye scallywag. 
10413
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:39:55 PM »
Hell to the fucking no. Facial hair is disgusting. Sure, it might look great on some people, but it's horrific.
10414
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:38:15 PM »
CHEAT! CHEEATTT!!!!
10415
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:36:19 PM »
I agree.
Even with the part about jizzing into a cup and feeling good about yourself because they drank your womb warriors?
I support fat shaming in any manor.
That's great. These people should be ashamed of themselves. There is nothing good (or to be proud of) about being a fatty. They are a blight.
10416
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:25:19 PM »
I agree.
Even with the part about jizzing into a cup and feeling good about yourself because they drank your womb warriors?
10417
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:19:53 PM »
If only you guys could spell things correctly, we wouldn't be having this argument.
10418
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:15:17 PM »
It's to encourage trading, and it's only like 6 Pokemon exclusive to each game.
Yep. They aren't locking anything away from other people.
10419
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:11:57 PM »
Does this extreme prejudice only apply to the type of obese people who make others lives harder by abusing handicap privileges and taking up multiple seats on an airplane or does this also apply to an average Joe who simply needs to get to the gym more often and eat less pizza?
This applies to the ones who make others lives harder, and preach about how being fat isn't wrong. The guy who is too lazy to burn off pounds probably has some degree of hatred and shame for his grotesque appearance, so nothing really to hate there.
10420
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:07:18 PM »
You haven't done anything wrong, so I don't see the problem. It's just how people are. Some people like you, and others don't. You can't win everybody.
I haven't meant to do anything wrong, but let me explain.
I don't know what's going on in your life, but imagine this.
Your having trouble financially, and life isn't to great. Your not going to be happy to see a kid talking about his expensive cars. Your going to see that as him thinking he's better, and bragging. It's not a matter of jealously, but a matter of perspective.
And I get that, and looking at it in the light isn't wrong.
There's other things I have done that people see in a negative light, but that's a prevelant one
I have trouble financially from time to time, but I don't get jealous over richer people. Sure, I wish I was rich at times, but getting green eyed over something as petty as a material it- Spoiler LOL JK I GET JELLY ALL THE TIME. Still, no reason to get mad at someone for showing people their fancy cars.
10421
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:02:44 PM »
You haven't done anything wrong, so I don't see the problem. It's just how people are. Some people like you, and others don't. You can't win everybody.
10422
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:01:33 PM »
Thick booty, not fat ones.
Exactly this. Why can't these fat bitches and guys not know that? God damn fat people should burn in the fiery pits of hell. Maybe they'll burn all that fat off down there.
10423
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:51:26 PM »
When they move you can see it all ripple.
They must be stopped. Obesity isn't a disease, it's a choice. Were our ancestors obese? I think not. They were fit. They hunted, and they worked hard.
10424
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:47:02 PM »
I have a severe disgust for obese people. These beings are a plague to society and an embarassment to the human race. They diminish the accomplishments of the evolving world by sending the message that "its ok to be fat". Well guess what, it isn't. I'm not going to come in here and say I'm a flawless Addones, but I believe in taking care of myself. I have a strict physical regimen I stick to every morning, followed by a day of a clean, nutritious diet. I once was sitting on a plane -- It was a long flight from NY to London -- when a fat man began to complain there wasn't enough food in his serving. To add to that, this obese blob was sitting at the aisle row, making it impossible for anyone to get around him. I decided to play a prank on him. I waited until the fat fu.ck had to take a **** and then masturbated into his milk. I hadn't masturbated in weeks so I shot a load which would make Peter North proud. The fat loser drank the jizzmilk and enjoyed every drop. I like to think of that smirk on his face whenever I see an obese person. It gives me the upper hand to know that not only am I physically superior to lardasses everywhere, but that they have my cum inside of them. It's a boost of confidence I'm sure everyone would love to have, and I strongly suggest you try it sometime.
10425
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:16:26 PM »
no, i dont dress like a flamboyant faggot
It's not being a flamboyant faggot, it's being...
no
yes
10426
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:13:40 PM »
no, i dont dress like a flamboyant faggot
It's not being a flamboyant faggot, it's being...
10427
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:19:03 PM »
I have not lost it, if I had though, I would not share those stories with any of you. I do not understand why people are always so open about sexual stuff with each other. I actually give a shit about sexual interactions with my partner and keep those things between us.
I guess it's because we weren't partners.
10428
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:16:05 PM »
I had half a sex, and then her parents came home.
Oh god, did you get caught?
I could only imagine what would have happened if I got caught.
Nope, didn't get caught. And we were in the living room.
I would have been literally shitting myself.
10429
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:07:06 PM »
I had half a sex, and then her parents came home.
Oh god, did you get caught? I could only imagine what would have happened if I got caught.
10430
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:46:58 PM »
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. Also, OP:
10431
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:41:18 PM »
Now I know! I found out how to on accident.
I was wondering what in the fuck happened when you liked a post of mine 4 times.
10432
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:23:35 PM »
A story that will hopefully never happen.
Why not? Sex can be a truly amazing experience, if it's with someone you love or care about. Sex in drunken stupor though, I don't think that would be too enjoyable.
I just don't want to. Too many potential negative consequences and I prefer not to be around other people.
Well, I can't blame you. Some people see sex as a trophy.
10433
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:19:56 PM »
A story that will hopefully never happen.
Why not? Sex can be a truly amazing experience, if it's with someone you love or care about. Sex in drunken stupor though, I don't think that would be too enjoyable.
10436
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:03:18 PM »
Spoiler This series of events took place to the best of my recollection, around 1981.
A bit of background, my mom and dad divorced around 1974 and I, along with my sister lived with my mother at my grandparents house; theirs was on the same plot of land as my maternal aunt and uncle's house, in fact they used the same driveway. Aunt and uncle had a pool and a travel trailer that we would sleep in at times. I had been overweight as long as I could remember, not morbidly obese but I did wear "husky" clothes. One day, while I was changing, mom walked in on me and asked if everything was alright with my penis; to clarify, I was 18 at the time and had a "grower". Mom thought there was something wrong because it looked so small (it was only around 2" flaccid but around 6" hard). At any rate she took me to a urologist to be sure that I was normal. My mother was a bit of a paradox, in that she had lots of sex books around at the time but didn't like to speak of such things.
We never really talked about sex and there was no real nudity around the house, but I do remember times when she would ask me to come into the bathroom while she was bathing so we could talk; I would sit on the lid of the toilet and she would be soaking with the shower curtain closed half way so I could not see her pubic area and she had a wash cloth covering her breasts.
The night things first happened, it was a couple of months after graduation, I had just turned 18. My grandmother had died several months earlier and I cannot remember where my sister was but I know my grandfather was sleeping at the other end of the house from the family room where mom and I were watching TV after I got home from work.
It was about 11pm and the movie dressed to kill was on; if you recall, or if perhaps you have never seen, it starts out with Angie Dickinson having a sexual fantasy in the shower and continues with her masturbating under the spray, pretty graphic if memory serves.
I was in my work clothes and mom was in her favorite sleep wear, a pink night shirt that came down to her knees, it had a Court jester on it and had "wanna fool around?" printed on it. We watched the scene described above in silence, I know I was turned on and when I looked over at mom, she just looked back and smiled.
I still to this day don't remember how it started, but mom asked if I had ever seen a woman up close like that before, I said no, and she proceeded to get out of her recliner, pull her panties off and her night shirt up. Mom had a dark hairy bush and she came over to my recliner and parted her labia so I could get a good look. She encouraged me to touch it and as I did, I could feel she was soaked.
I had never really had a girlfriend before and so I had no experience but I played with her for a few minutes, marveling at the soft wetness there between her legs.
All at once, mom lay down on the floor, spread her legs with her feet on the floor and knees in the air and beckoned me down. It sounds stupid now but I was confused at first and asked what she wanted, she told me to take off my clothes and lay on top of her. I did.
Without any further foreplay or explanation, mom took hold of my penis, and inserted me in to her folds. The feeling was exquisite and I pumped away like there was no tomorrow. Within about 30 seconds I said I was going to come, mom said "no, not yet" but it was too late and I came inside her. I never felt shame or guilt at the fact that we committed incest, it was just something that happened. We cleaned ourselves up and went to bed.
The next day, I went to work as usual, the whole day, feeling as if the events of the previous evening never happened.
That night, after everyone else went to bed, I went to moms room, she was reading a novel. Mom told me to get into bed with her, she had that same night shirt on but no panties this time. We kissed a little and I remarked that I thought about what we had done the previous night all day and it felt like a dream, she said she felt the same way. I fondled her breasts a little bit over her night shirt and played with her pussy for awhile before she told me to get out of my underwear. Mom hiked her night shirt up to her breasts and pulled me on top of her, again she took my penis and put it into her vagina. There was no more talking, just a slower fucking than the previous night. In the middle of our tryst, we both heard the door to moms bedroom being opened, we looked at one another and I quickly got off if her and went to the door; I walked naked down the hallway of the darkened house to my grandfathers room and listened at the door but heard nothing. My sister was out so it was just the three of us at home. After a cursory look around the rest of the house, I went back to moms bed and we resumed our act, this time I lasted almost a minute; again, I said I was getting ready to come and asked if I was going to get her pregnant, she said no, that she had her tubes tied after I was born. Again she said "not yet" but again it was too late and I came inside my mother for the second time. Like the last time, we cleaned ourselves up and went to sleep.
A couple of days later, my sister, mom and I were clowning around in the pool, we would take turns diving under water and swimming through each others legs. On one of these passes, as I was swimming through moms legs, she pulled the crotch of her swimsuit aside and showed herself to me. I, of course was thrilled. About that time, my aunt and one of my cousins joined us in the pool. I said I had to use the restroom in the trailer and got out. Shortly after I got to the trailer, mom came in and we sat down at the table and began talking. No one else was around so mom shut the curtain behind us and pulled the top of her suit aside, I began sucking on her nipple and rubbed my fingers between her legs, soon, working my way underneath the fabric so I could feel her skin to skin. After a few minutes of this, she suggested we go into the bathroom so in case anyone came to the trailer, we would not be caught. Mom went in first and I told her that I really wanted to taste her, she pulled her suit aside, I knelt down and began to lick her, she was incredibly wet and smelled great. I was really getting into it when she pulled me up and told me she wanted me inside of her. I pulled my trunks down while she wiggled out of her one piece and she sat on the small sink she had been leaning against. I crouched down and aimed myself at her soaking hole, she guided me inside and we began a quick screw. I was lasting a bit longer because of the awkward angle and the discomfort of being cramped into the small space. All was going well until we heard someone come into the trailer, there was a knock on the bathroom door and my sister called "mom"? I said "no, its me, I think mom went into the house". My sister said okay and left the trailer. I finished up quickly at moms request and delivered my third load of semen into her body. Mom quickly pulled her suit on, left the trailer and went back to the pool, avoiding my sister.
Our last encounter took place about a week later, again my sister was gone and mom and I were to sleep in the trailer. Mom had gone out bed a few hours before and I was watching TV in the house. I went out to the trailer and found mom sitting up reading as usual. As I walked toward the bed, mom smiled at me and flung the covers off to show me she was completely naked.
I stripped and got in bed with mom, we kissed and fondled each other for awhile and I asked once again if I could go down on her, she hesitated but then opened her legs. I crawled down between her thighs and savored the wonderful aroma and wetness. I slowly went to work on moms labia, but after only about 30 seconds, she pulled me up and told me she wanted me inside her. For the fourth and unbeknownst to me, the last time, I sank into moms wetness. We coupled for a time, perhaps 2 minutes, I know mom again didn't have an orgasm but I did, again, deep inside her.
Did that really happen? If not, I still kind of admire how open you are about something like that.
10437
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:59:33 PM »
>tfw you experienced my fantasy
10438
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:56:56 PM »
Well, for me, I was with one of my best friends. We were playing some xbox together. His parents were at a wedding or something, and they wouldn't be back until late in the next day, so, I suppose that kind of helped.
He was open to me about his sexuality for a long time, but I was the guy who was quite insecure about his sexuality, and blocked out any desire for the same sex. After playing games for a while, we sat on his bed and started talking about shit. The both of us eventually stopped talking, and our eyes locked together. You know what it was like, being horny teens. We started to near each other, and my heart was racing. I didn't know what on the flying fuck I was doing. It was like I was in a trance. He's a really, really cute guy, and his eyes are hypnotic to stare at.
We were kissing. At first, I didn't realize it. Then it hit me, I was kissing a guy. One of my best friends. We did this for a while, and it seemed like forever. I wanted it to go on forever. The kissing eventually turned into sex. He had clearly done this before. I fucked him for pretty much an entire hour. It went well, for my first time. Guys know more about each other.
I was too exhausted to go on fucking him. We then spent 3 hours cuddling, kissing and sucking each others dicks. It was messy. At the end, we showered together. The whole experience was very intense.
Since his parents wouldn't be home until the next day, I slept in his bed with him. My parents weren't worried, I slept on friends couches all the time.
I helped him change his bed covers the next morning, haha. Haven't done anything else with him, and there wasn't even a mention of what happened afterwards. It was kind of an understanding, a best friend thing.
I'm interested in hearing other peoples stories of what happened on their first time.
10439
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:02:01 PM »
Bronies. SJW's. People on tumblr. The standard scum everyone hates.
And weebs
Yep. Hiroshima was the best day of my life.
Wait... how old are you?
I was born on April 5th, 1914.
Holy shit you're old.
nigga u joking, rite?
You're 82 years older than me.
I'm the same age as you, lol.
10440
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:58:30 PM »
Bronies. SJW's. People on tumblr. The standard scum everyone hates.
And weebs
Yep. Hiroshima was the best day of my life.
Wait... how old are you?
I was born on April 5th, 1914.
Holy shit you're old.
nigga u joking, rite?
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