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10381
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:33:15 AM »
c'mon man, don't spam images
It's not spam when it's only one image - and I don't have an answer to your question. It confuses me.
shut your mouth
no bitch
10382
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:30:51 AM »
c'mon man, don't spam images
It's not spam when it's only one image - and I don't have an answer to your question. It confuses me.
10383
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:28:56 AM »
10384
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:27:29 AM »
This thread will end well.
10385
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:26:54 AM »
Breakfast?
You know,food you eat in the morning.
People eat food in the morning?
It's considered the most important meal in the day, actually, but a lot of people don't have the time.
10386
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:21:50 AM »
10387
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:59:36 AM »
>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick
You got lucky. The little shits were the only ones that survived and evolved into birds.
but i can't reach
Yeah, because you were supposed to die out with the dinosaurs.
10388
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:58:13 AM »
>tfw people think im a bird
>tfw birds descended from dinosaurs
>tfw i can't reach dick
You got lucky. The little shits were the only ones that survived and evolved into birds.
10389
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:55:17 AM »
God killed the dinosaurs because he realized how bad he fucked up when he gave them arms that weren't in reach of their cocks...so he threw a few meteors to clear up the shit and start fresh again, this time, creating his newest species, the human. After realizing his mistake, he quickly fixed it and and made our arms in length to reach our cocks and pleasure ourselves when we weren't praying to him. God truly is unbelievable...oh, and read the bible you bitches, it says everything you need to know in that book!
10390
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:51:40 AM »
Hell to the fucking no. Facial hair is disgusting. Sure, it might look great on some people, but it's horrific.
Studies say that women love the stubble. Shame I cant grow it.
No problem with stubble, but not santa beards.
10391
« on: November 05, 2014, 08:08:54 PM »
I only go for Legos.
Nothing wrong with liking Lego ^_^
I wouldn't care if there were haha
Admirable. I can be a little bit insecure when it comes to things like that.
10392
« on: November 05, 2014, 08:03:30 PM »
I only go for Legos.
Nothing wrong with liking Lego ^_^
10393
« on: November 05, 2014, 08:03:14 PM »
bidoof will fuck your reality
He's right. With Moody, it's game ogre.
10394
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:58:56 PM »
 You are already dead. Next?
10395
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:56:14 PM »
Toys"R"Us
You have my attention.
Toys"R"Us can be anything you want it to be.
...Or are you interested in reenacting a historical event on your belly?
I like that store.
Me too. I'm a little uncomfortable going to there, now, though. An 18 year old on his own or with a bunch of others is disturbing.
I'm 19 and I drag my friends there all the time.
Well, that makes me feel better about myself. I like buying novelty things there, and maybe an action figure every now and then. Lego things too, can't forget lego haha.
10396
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:48:19 PM »
Holy shit, there's going to be a Fett film?! 10/10 would watch even if it's bad.
10397
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:43:42 PM »
Toys"R"Us
You have my attention.
Toys"R"Us can be anything you want it to be.
...Or are you interested in reenacting a historical event on your belly?
I like that store.
Me too. I'm a little uncomfortable going to there, now, though. An 18 year old on his own or with a bunch of others is disturbing.
10398
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:41:38 PM »
Because you kept playing horrible Frozen parodies.
Guilty as charged. "A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen. My penis growing with a swirling storm inside"
10399
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:38:44 PM »
Because I go sleepy time, and have psuedo-erotic dreams.
10400
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:33:05 PM »
I would strangle a moose with a 3 foot long piece of dental floss, gut it with my teeth and use the hide as a coat, then climb Mt. Everest barefoot while listening to Justin Bieber and cannibalizing on my climbing partner to survive with 10,000 volt shock-clamps attached to my nipples just to have a 1% chance to be able to eat a crusty piece of dried semen from a pair of your 6-year-old boxers that had never been washed.
10401
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:30:12 PM »
Toys"R"Us
You have my attention.
Toys"R"Us can be anything you want it to be. ...Or are you interested in reenacting a historical event on your belly?
10402
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:26:32 PM »
Everyone:
Spoiler You may not notice me, but I notice everything everyone of you guys and gals do. I'm in the same boat as you.
10403
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:24:19 PM »
Dos thou not liketh me?
Ok enough with this small talk. We're just wasting both our time acting like we are enjoying this. I can't hold it in any longer. I started off by declothing you in my mind, then we proceeded to kissing slowly moving down to each other's private areas. You were getting pretty heated at this point I don't know if you were thinking straight but you told me to hog tie you to the bed and punish you and you also said to grab the army men out of the game closet, needless to say I obliged. This is where it got a little weird. I asked you where you wanted it and you said," Blow in my belly button, trudge through it with the army men and act out the D-day invasion." Now I'm sitting here with my penis in hand curious to what that might be like. So if you're down to put our own spin on this momentous historical event I can swing by Toys"R"Us on the way over. Are we going to pound this thing out or are you going to let my Womb Warriors die another meaningless death at the hands of my fap sock?
10404
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:39:14 PM »
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
10405
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:04:49 PM »
And no, before people think I'm joking around, I did. I really had a fetish for Optimus Prime.
10406
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:03:48 PM »
Hang on...
Why the fuck is the teacher (the title of teacher implying she has students) with students on a Sunday?
I'm calling pedophilia.
PM sent to Cheat, the authorities will be with you momentarily.
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10407
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:59:52 PM »
When I was a kid, I had a big fetish for Optimus Prime in the transformers cartoons. I don't know why, he just turned me on. If I had the opportunity to be anally assaulted by the big red, I would take it.
10408
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:56:15 PM »
That area with the poppies won't be nice at 6 bong
Big Ben is quite far from the Tower of London
It doesn't matter. In London, 6 bong is when you hide. It's in a radius. You need to hide. People here have bomb shelters for this.
Lol it's like the purge
>go to England on vacation with some friends >we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm >it starts to get dark out >go to check my watch >I forgot it >Decide to go ask someone >find someone to ask >ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN WACKITY SAX APPLE DIN DIN SPROINGO TOINGO CHAP >have no idea what he just said >YOU WOT M8 >he starts to laugh maniacally >Big Ben rings out >everyone stops in the fucking street >one guy starts counting on his toes >OI CHAPS, IT BE 6 BONGER I SAY >everyone starts screaming out SIX BONG SIX BONG >a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street >the fucking queen herself sticks her head out >OI YOU FUCKAPLE GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG 6 FUCKING BONG YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIXER FLAMBAM >everyone stops >looks at her >they begin jabbering >someone is throwing fish and chips into the air en masse >someone pulls out British flag >starts waving it while singing God Save the Queen
10409
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:53:18 PM »
That area with the poppies won't be nice at 6 bong
Big Ben is quite far from the Tower of London
It doesn't matter. In London, 6 bong is when you hide. It's in a radius. You need to hide. People here have bomb shelters for this.
10410
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:51:30 PM »
This video is as old as my grandfathers left testicle.
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