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10351
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:17:03 PM »
I was a furry when I was a lot younger. Had all these furry buddies and we were all horny as fuck.
I really really regret it.
10352
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:06:37 PM »
Alright, I'm here.
Well? What is it? Are you in? RC is my cousin, apparently, so he's out the window.
I'm in. But as a babysitter, I get paid $13 an hour.
Great! That will make it even more realistic! I'll see u later 2nite bby I got the baby suit
10353
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:03:33 PM »
Alright, I'm here.
Well? What is it? Are you in? RC is my cousin, apparently, so he's out the window.
10354
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:56:25 PM »
u in or out? dese niggas be wonderin why im buyin a baby suit
10355
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:51:07 PM »
i gochu mang
thanks, dawg, u aight for later 2nite? buying da adult baby suit rite now
yeah cuz
wait, r u ma cuzin? cuz nigga dat aint cool yo i aint like dat
10356
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:47:59 PM »
i gochu mang
thanks, dawg, u aight for later 2nite? buying da adult baby suit rite now
10357
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:44:38 PM »
I'm looking to persuade a girl/guy (Must be effeminate) to help me with one of my sexual fantasies. I want to lie down naked and act like a 1 year old. I want the girl/guy to be dressed like a babysitter. She/he has to babysit me and acts in a nurturing way, as if I were one. I want her/him to cuddle and tickle me and I will respond by giggling like a baby. I want her/him to let me play with her/his tits and suck on them and also to jerk me off, but I want her/him to do it in a way that controls the situation, for example the first few times I reach for her/his tits she/he should slap my hand away and give a firm "no", but eventually I will start to cry and she/he will let me. I will also struggle a little bit when she/he jerks me off but she/he will be forceful and "hold me down".
10358
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:43:32 PM »
Goddammit
Jeez, that really is a shocker.
10359
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:41:02 PM »
First result. I shit you not.
Dude, your google results are amazing.
Here's the second one:
I know, right? I was debating between gaben and the erotic girl.
10361
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:33:41 PM »
First result. I shit you not.
10362
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:23:46 PM »
10363
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:20:07 PM »
Go.
10364
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:28:05 PM »
don't forget that we also shave our nether regions for women (at least i do, not sure about you faggots)
Nope. I don't do that either.
Oh come on, I even shave my unmentionables for guys.
Nope. All natural for me. Saving that shit itches and the last time I trimmed I managed to damage my balls to the point where they bled. Couldn't get a hard on for weeks. It was bad.
It itches the first few times you shave. Did you use a disposable razor to shave your balls?
Scissors. It was a bad poke.
Yeah... um you shouldn't use scissors for that.
10365
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:25:31 PM »
10366
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:24:16 PM »
don't forget that we also shave our nether regions for women (at least i do, not sure about you faggots)
Nope. I don't do that either.
Oh come on, I even shave my unmentionables for guys.
Nope. All natural for me. Saving that shit itches and the last time I trimmed I managed to damage my balls to the point where they bled. Couldn't get a hard on for weeks. It was bad.
It itches the first few times you shave. Did you use a disposable razor to shave your balls?
10367
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:23:37 PM »
I guess...
But I Don't do my hair for girls
I do it all for the guys, really. Girls have gotten boring. It's all the same cookie cutter personalities.
.....
I didn't mean it like that...
Yeah, I know. It's just that I'm more of a manizer than womanizer.
10368
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:21:46 PM »
I guess...
But I Don't do my hair for girls
I do it all for the guys, really. Girls have gotten boring. It's all the same cookie cutter personalities.
10369
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:18:30 PM »
don't forget that we also shave our nether regions for women (at least i do, not sure about you faggots)
Nope. I don't do that either.
Oh come on, I even shave my unmentionables for guys.
10370
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:14:31 PM »
I do none of that.
YEAH DATS CUZ UR A BETA VIRGIN LOOL Spoiler No, just kidding. I'm not that shallow.
10371
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:11:47 PM »
You do your hair in the morning to look good for the women. You pick your clothes according to what would look nice to them. You do a 100 sets of
bicep curls to get looks from women. Lose weight to get more women. Your friends ask if you wanna hang out at X place, you think to yourself "ehh, i
guess there could be some chicks there". You pick your vacation spot by asking: "how are the women in X country?". You take woman studies at college
for the male:female ratio. You take spanish classes for that hot chick who sits near you. You go to chat rooms to talk to women. You have a
facebook to hook up with women. You fill out a hospital form: Your status? either single/married or divorced, all your life you're either looking for
a chick, found a chick, or cut yourself off from a chick.
Isn't it weird how everything we do is fueled by women?
10372
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:21:43 PM »
Called a black girl an annoying nigger.
Never heard the end of it.
10373
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:17:17 PM »
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
10374
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:57:59 AM »
c'mon man, don't spam images
It's not spam when it's only one image - and I don't have an answer to your question. It confuses me.
shut your mouth
no bitch
shut your fucking mouth
I don't let anyone tell me what to do. I do what I want. I choose when to "shut my mouth" as you would call it. I am independent, and I choose to do so on my own terms. I choose to shut my mouth now. You are oppressive.
I'm sorry for being oppressive. Tell me more about yourself.
Well, I'm a male feminist blogger, and I don't like misogyny in games. I was virtual raped once.
And how is all this treating you now?
Bad. People should know that it's only wrong when a white man does it.
When a white man does?
Anything. They are either committing a rape or being oppressive/racist in some shape or form. Personally, I wish I was a stealth bomber. People don't need labels.
Do you sexually identify as a Stealth Bomber?
Yes. I've always felt like I was a stealth bomber.
10375
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:51:55 AM »
c'mon man, don't spam images
It's not spam when it's only one image - and I don't have an answer to your question. It confuses me.
shut your mouth
no bitch
shut your fucking mouth
I don't let anyone tell me what to do. I do what I want. I choose when to "shut my mouth" as you would call it. I am independent, and I choose to do so on my own terms. I choose to shut my mouth now. You are oppressive.
I'm sorry for being oppressive. Tell me more about yourself.
Well, I'm a male feminist blogger, and I don't like misogyny in games. I was virtual raped once.
And how is all this treating you now?
Bad. People should know that it's only wrong when a white man does it.
When a white man does?
Anything. They are either committing a rape or being oppressive/racist in some shape or form. Personally, I wish I was a stealth bomber. People don't need labels.
10376
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:45:09 AM »
Well, good to see you back. I hope you won't take what people say to heart this time.
10377
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:43:18 AM »
c'mon man, don't spam images
It's not spam when it's only one image - and I don't have an answer to your question. It confuses me.
shut your mouth
no bitch
shut your fucking mouth
I don't let anyone tell me what to do. I do what I want. I choose when to "shut my mouth" as you would call it. I am independent, and I choose to do so on my own terms. I choose to shut my mouth now. You are oppressive.
I'm sorry for being oppressive. Tell me more about yourself.
Well, I'm a male feminist blogger, and I don't like misogyny in games. I was virtual raped once.
And how is all this treating you now?
Bad. People should know that it's only wrong when a white man does it.
10378
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:39:24 AM »
A tarantula or a scorpion is better than any of those little shits.
They don't complain. They don't ask for much. They only need to eat one a week or a month if they've had a big meal. They barely ever need to drink. Not to mention they are inexpensive and live far longer than a cat/dog/child.
10379
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:37:39 AM »
c'mon man, don't spam images
It's not spam when it's only one image - and I don't have an answer to your question. It confuses me.
shut your mouth
no bitch
shut your fucking mouth
I don't let anyone tell me what to do. I do what I want. I choose when to "shut my mouth" as you would call it. I am independent, and I choose to do so on my own terms. I choose to shut my mouth now. You are oppressive.
I'm sorry for being oppressive. Tell me more about yourself.
Well, I'm a male feminist blogger, and I don't like misogyny in games. I was virtual raped once.
10380
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:35:26 AM »
c'mon man, don't spam images
It's not spam when it's only one image - and I don't have an answer to your question. It confuses me.
shut your mouth
no bitch
shut your fucking mouth
I don't let anyone tell me what to do. I do what I want. I choose when to "shut my mouth" as you would call it. I am independent, and I choose to do so on my own terms. I choose to shut my mouth now. You are oppressive.
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