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10321
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:19:03 PM »
The Chosen Undead on the other hand...
Last I checked the CU wasn't much of a talker. Maybe a few cries of anguish but that's it. So, the CU is an introverted edgy person with too much power?
Probably right. I wonder who would win in a fight though, assuming the CU and DB are wearing their mascot stuff (Elite knight, Iron armor etc)
10322
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:12:17 PM »
The Chosen Undead on the other hand...
10323
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:04:32 PM »
Yes, because having kids will make me happy. And a wife that I will end up resenting.
10324
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:55:40 PM »
 I'm a little despot short and stout
10325
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:44:37 PM »
Hello... not sure if you remember me or not, but I went to school with you a few years back. I would say something like "Hey, what's up?" But if you don't remember me, I don't want you to be like "who the fun-dip is this guy? hope its not charlie sheen" LOL Well anyways, hope you're doing alright. respond back if you do remember though and we can catch up because its been forever.
Nice poem, did you make that?
It's not a poem. Do you remember me? I'm that guuyyyy you used to know.
Wait a minute.......... IT'S YOU, OMG YOU ACTUALLY SURPRISED ME!
I know, right?! Long time no see! How are things?
Ya know, kicking ass and chewing bubble gum, you?
Well, been in jail for a few years. Robbed a store.
10326
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:25:16 PM »
Where is "wanker"? Come on, that's easily one of the most used. Plonker too.
10327
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:19:07 PM »
OP must live in a 14th century catacomb. He probably spends most of the day eating spoiled food and poisonous psychedelic mushrooms. At night he cups his hands under his ass and shits into them. He smears his shit on the catacomb walls and types up bad forum threads with his shit stained fingers. This is the only explanation as to how such a bad thread could have been made.
fuck my technique's been figured out
I knew it. How can you live such a miserable existence?
10328
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:16:27 PM »
Hello... not sure if you remember me or not, but I went to school with you a few years back. I would say something like "Hey, what's up?" But if you don't remember me, I don't want you to be like "who the fun-dip is this guy? hope its not charlie sheen" LOL Well anyways, hope you're doing alright. respond back if you do remember though and we can catch up because its been forever.
Nice poem, did you make that?
It's not a poem. Do you remember me? I'm that guuyyyy you used to know.
Wait a minute.......... IT'S YOU, OMG YOU ACTUALLY SURPRISED ME!
I know, right?! Long time no see! How are things?
10329
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:15:44 PM »
OP must live in a 14th century catacomb. He probably spends most of the day eating spoiled food and poisonous psychedelic mushrooms. At night he cups his hands under his ass and shits into them. He smears his shit on the catacomb walls and types up bad forum threads with his shit stained fingers. This is the only explanation as to how such a bad thread could have been made.
10330
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:14:21 PM »
Hello... not sure if you remember me or not, but I went to school with you a few years back. I would say something like "Hey, what's up?" But if you don't remember me, I don't want you to be like "who the fun-dip is this guy? hope its not charlie sheen" LOL Well anyways, hope you're doing alright. respond back if you do remember though and we can catch up because its been forever.
Nice poem, did you make that?
It's not a poem. Do you remember me? I'm that guuyyyy you used to know.
10331
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:11:17 PM »
Hello... not sure if you remember me or not, but I went to school with you a few years back. I would say something like "Hey, what's up?" But if you don't remember me, I don't want you to be like "who the fun-dip is this guy? hope its not charlie sheen" LOL Well anyways, hope you're doing alright. respond back if you do remember though and we can catch up because its been forever.
10332
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:06:59 PM »
Dastardly Omnipotent Ball.
10333
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:53:49 PM »
I love that feeling.
I kind of liked it, too. It's really hard to describe. But I don't wanna become a slave to some BDSM person.
10334
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:49:53 PM »
Well don't look at me for help. I have no idea how to help you.
Well, thank you anyway. Going on a BDSM site for a laugh isn't something people do often.
10335
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:42:46 PM »
I thought the third one was the ending?
10336
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:40:16 PM »
Chickens are the descendents of god damn dinosaurs. I don't know what could get more badass. Perhaps a fighter jet with sharks taped on and the rock on it drinking beer, fucking a hot bitch and fighting a dude at the same time?
10337
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:32:48 PM »
Alrighty then!
"Alrighty then!" Is that all? Someone is bound to have this happen to them. I'm really worried, guys.
10338
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:29:12 PM »
wat
I really am worried...
10339
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:26:36 PM »
I have an account on this BDSM or S&M D/s Kinky social network called CollarMe.com. I thought it would be funny to browse the website and see what kind of crazy people are out there. So I checked my inbox - as soon as you make an account your PMs are flooded - and just randomly started reading one of the messages I got. So I'm kinda spaced out and start reading this message. At first the words were all like relaxing type - like the last 5 minutes of yoga when they tell you your energy is draining from your body type stuff and because of my state of mind, i decided it was kinda cool and maybe have been working. I kept reading and kept reading and when the "energy draining" from my pelvis region came up, i felt an orgasm building. I scrolled down the message - IT WAS SUPER LONG - and I just caught bits and pieces of words here and there and some of them were "..sex slave.." "...you will answer to [Username].." "...you will continue on with your daily life.." and things like that and I just furiously started fapping and had the best orgasm ever. Then I started freaking out and now I'm wondering if I've been hypnotized into being some faggot ass creep's internet sex slave.
10340
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:03:04 PM »
Someone died by being smothered in hats and cloaks from appreciation by an audience. I am not joking.
10341
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:01:03 PM »
I dropped my spaghetti. My knees are weak, palms are sweaty. It's my mom's spaghetti. It's coming out of my pockets? How do I stop it?!
10342
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:59:13 PM »
Will you record a video?
Yeah, with a hidden parental camera.
Will this be going up onto a pornographic website?
Not my call.
Not your call? I believe it is. You're the babysitter, after all. You're the big, bad boy.
10343
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:45:00 PM »
Will you record a video?
Yeah, with a hidden parental camera.
Will this be going up onto a pornographic website?
10344
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:38:44 PM »
Alright, I'm here.
Well? What is it? Are you in? RC is my cousin, apparently, so he's out the window.
pls let me babysit
No, you're my cousin. I don't do that. Maybe Casper will babysit you...
10345
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:37:58 PM »
I'm waiting for this thread to become:
>3DPD
>3DPD
10346
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:32:31 PM »
GOD HATES FAGS
10347
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:30:12 PM »
I'm just surprised Bongs know how to type.
Reported for being racist.
Please go get beheaded by muslims.
Haha, I got them, before they got me. I was in hot water for being "racist" for a while, though. I was insulting them for defending myself.
10348
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:28:40 PM »
I'm just surprised Bongs know how to type.
Reported for being racist.
10349
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:27:23 PM »
I used to kill caterpillars really violently...
Like, mallets and toothpicks and stuff ._.
I did the same with beetle grubs. I used to laugh maniacally while I brutally murdered them. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. It was an urge.
10350
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:24:55 PM »
women are gross, so no
I wholeheartedly agree. They are such bitches. They will tear your life up. Guys, guys on the other hand, they know what you like. Why isn't everyone gay? I mean really it's pretty much better.
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