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The Flood / Re: Don't fuck with my love.
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:46:08 PM »
I haven't ever really had a relationship. I'll come onto plug.dj later.

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite affordable car?
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:42:01 PM »
Smart cars.
Sometimes I think about them. They seem like a neat little car to dink around town with. Uncomfortable/not useful for any longer commutes, though.

From what I've heard, they're actually pretty spacious from the inside. Not to mention they are quite cheap. I'm definitely getting one for sure.

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite affordable car?
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:39:08 PM »
Smart cars.

10294
The Flood / Re: Most random ways to die?
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:23:22 PM »
Someone died by being smothered in hats and cloaks from appreciation by an audience. I am not joking.

This is for real? Wow.........

For real. It happened somewhere around 600BC.

10295
The Flood / Re: AMA? Yea, AMA
« on: November 07, 2014, 11:01:37 AM »
Can you take me for a ride in your car?

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The Flood / Re: So this happened
« on: November 07, 2014, 10:46:09 AM »

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The Flood / Re: So this happened
« on: November 07, 2014, 10:42:36 AM »
So you could share dragon dildos?
Some of them actually look really nice.

Are dildos actually any fun?

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The Flood / Re: So this happened
« on: November 07, 2014, 10:33:31 AM »

Wish I had a brother who liked that kind of shit, though.

So you could share dragon dildos?

Spoiler
Come on, I had to.

No, because it would be really cool to know someone who is into that stuff.

You're joking about sharing dildos with other people, right?

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The Flood / Re: Apparently I have a Vitamin D deficiency
« on: November 07, 2014, 10:09:50 AM »
Make sure you drink some sunny d!
Didn't that stuff have like, lethal amounts of sugar in each bottle?

Yeah, it's terrible. It's basically just artificial sugar water.

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The Flood / Re: So this happened
« on: November 07, 2014, 10:08:27 AM »
Real or not?

Seriously though do not ruin his life, with that an occasional joke once and again as an inside joke is good, but do not publicize it.

It's from /b/.

Wish I had a brother who liked that kind of shit, though.

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The Flood / So this happened
« on: November 07, 2014, 09:56:20 AM »
>Wake up
>Look around the house wondering where everyone is
>Remembers that I'm home alone while everyone is out (again)
>Daily morning routine
>Play Pokemon Y to pass the time
>Looking for my laptop to start on assignments
>Remember that my twin brother took the car
>See's his laptop in his room
>It's sleeping, leisurely open it
>Logs on to his account, wonder why he never bothers putting a password
>Notice Google Chrome is on
>Opens Google Chrome
>Tabs are nothing but e621
>Every tab is filled with gay Charizard pron
>Brother and I share a love for Pokemon
>Apparently his love for Pokemon far exceeds mine
>Open his web history
>Everything is Dragon and Pokemon pron
>Somehow unusually aroused
>Brother comes home
>Quickly put everything back in it's place
>Ask him if he's up to a battle
>"Sure why not."
>Ask if he's going to be using any dragons
>"No shit, I like dragon types"
>Casually asks if he'll be using his shiny Charizard
>"Hell yeah he's my favorite!"
>Fast Foward a few days more
>Whenever he plays Skyrim I bring up Dragons
>Whenever he plays Dragon Age I bring up Dragons
>Whenever he plays Pokemon I ask him about his Dragon team
>He gets all happy talking about dragons
>He has no idea what I mean

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The Flood / Re: Apparently I have a Vitamin D deficiency
« on: November 07, 2014, 09:55:35 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Apparently I have a Vitamin D deficiency
« on: November 07, 2014, 09:34:53 AM »
Make sure you drink some sunny d!

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The Flood / Re: Cheer me up Flood
« on: November 07, 2014, 07:43:40 AM »
Do you want a hug?

10306
The Flood / Re: In Amsterdam for the next few days
« on: November 07, 2014, 07:06:55 AM »
You've got to go to the weed cafes, visit Ann Frank's house, visit the sex museums, visit the red light districts.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw steady heroic
« on: November 07, 2014, 06:51:58 AM »
>tfw you got heroic a few thousand posts before OP

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Taste.

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The Flood / Re: Mah apologies.
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:15:09 PM »
You do know a drunken mind speaks sober thoughts, right?..

False
I don't like me, don't you?

Hello, I! You don't like yourself?

Booty
Shuttup >_>

Your avatar looks like Elsa is grabbing someones boob.

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The Flood / Re: Come to this thread if you don't like shitposts
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:10:25 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Hercules (The Rock)
« on: November 06, 2014, 08:47:11 PM »
YouTube


....Can't stop the Rock from making bad movies

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The Flood / Re: Bring me a Shrubbery
« on: November 06, 2014, 08:26:08 PM »
They sure have a bizarre sense of humour. I need to watch that again.

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The Flood / Re: Climate change often brings unusual weather
« on: November 06, 2014, 08:23:55 PM »
Climate change is fucking us over pretty bad here. This winter will be the worst in Ireland for over 100 years, even worse than that nightmare in 2010.

Oh, a few weeks ago, this happened, not far from where I live:
Spoiler

...and people still deny climate change?

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The Flood / Re: How's it going?
« on: November 06, 2014, 08:20:15 PM »
Just at work, working on my work.

Workity workity work. Hope it's all good.

I feel terrible

Why? What's wrong?

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The Flood / Re: How's it going?
« on: November 06, 2014, 08:00:08 PM »
I still feel weird.

Weird about what?
Like, emotionally weird.. I dunno why.  Even my friends said I've been doing things I don't normally do..

I've been a bit off myself, lately. Family and friends say they notice me being distant, lost in my own world from time to time.
I dunno, I feel like I know what's bothering, but it's so petty that I don't want it to be.  So like, I dunno.

Well, as long as its nothing too bad. It will probably pass in time.

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The Flood / Re: How's it going?
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:50:36 PM »
I'm alright!

Though because of a certain someone I'm locked out of my PayPal account which has screwed me over as I have no way to pay some of my bills until it's fixed. So I have to call 'em up later which is going to be fun

Well, hey, at least you're alright. I hope so, anyway.

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The Flood / Re: How's it going?
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:48:55 PM »
I still feel weird.

Weird about what?
Like, emotionally weird.. I dunno why.  Even my friends said I've been doing things I don't normally do..

I've been a bit off myself, lately. Family and friends say they notice me being distant, lost in my own world from time to time.

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The Flood / Re: How's it going?
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:43:16 PM »
I still feel weird.

Weird about what?

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The Flood / Re: How's it going?
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:40:55 PM »
My only priority in life right now is not failing these classes.

Good luck, I hope you pass!

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The Flood / How's it going?
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:35:04 PM »
Hello, how is your day/night today/night?

Me? I've been reading about Christian Weston Chandler. What a disgusting human being, a disgrace to our kind. You should know that no matter how shitty life gets, you will never, ever be as bad as that guy.

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