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10231
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:37:14 PM »
Boobies.
BURGERS
Butt
Bastard
Bitch
Baguette
10232
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:30:44 PM »
Boobies.
BURGERS
Butt
Bastard
10233
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:26:22 PM »
10234
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:23:28 PM »
BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING.
10235
« on: November 10, 2014, 07:23:27 PM »
This... my god, there aren't enough words in the worlds lexicon of languages to describe how cringeworthy this is.
10236
« on: November 10, 2014, 07:01:38 PM »
A lot of that has died down, though, ever since Google forced it's shitty social network into youtube.
10237
« on: November 10, 2014, 06:21:43 PM »
/b/ is all I go on really. I only visit 4chan once in a blue moon, though.
10238
« on: November 10, 2014, 06:08:05 PM »
You know what really bothers me? When I walk into a public restroom and find semen and urine all over the seat of the only toilet there. It disgusts me and makes me really uncomfortable. That's how I feel browsing this forum. Please no copy pasterino, these are my personal feelings and not to be mocked.
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These beautiful and decorative copypastas are hand-crafted from crushed and powered words bound up with only the finest pasta. Every copypasta is completely hand made, from the basic raw materials through to the finished product every process is carried out by hand. The only exception is a cleaning and polishing process in which the copypasta is put through special machines. Even these machines have been developed for particular use in the preparation of the copypasta, for, although the copypasta is quite durable, fine details such as noses, horses ear's, swords, daggers and flag staffs could be snapped of if treated too roughly.
The National Association of Copypasta Chefs (NACC) is dedicated to protecting artists and crafters - their work, creativity and intellectual properties and marketing rights. I believe to keep the true work of the artist and copypasta chef alive we must act to promote and protect our art and craft.
You guys are seriously so fucking annoying. This whole copy and paste shit was funny the first couple of months. It's just getting fucking old now. Seriously, grow the fuck up and how about we participate in constructive chatting. I hate every single one of you twat heads
What did thou say-eth to me wench? I'll have thou know that I twas the greatest knight in my academy. I have been involved in numerous attacks on Jerusalem and have killed many Muslim scum. I am trained in Sapien tactics and I am the greatest longbowsman in all of England. Thou art nothing but and archer's target. I shall slay you with the like thou have never witnessed before. Thou think thy can get away with saying that over carrier pigeon communication? Nay, think once more. As we speak I have my fellow knights following thy pigeon and verily it shall lead to thy location. Be preparedeth for a storm. A righteous storm that shall end thy very life. Thou life is extinguished, I can be anywhere in England in a Fortnights time and can kill you in 500 different ways, and that's just with mine helmet. Not only am I trained in swordmanship, I have the entire King's army at mine disposal and I shall use it to salt you from this earth. If only thou could have known the wrath I shall have brought down upon you for thine "witty"comment. Maybe thou would have bide thy tongue. But alas thou couldn't and must pay the piper. I shall defecate all mine fury unto you and thou will drown in it. Thou art dead, knave.
10239
« on: November 10, 2014, 04:55:44 PM »
You know what really bothers me? When I walk into a public restroom and find semen and urine all over the seat of the only toilet there. It disgusts me and makes me really uncomfortable. That's how I feel browsing this forum. Please no copy pasterino, these are my personal feelings and not to be mocked.
Original, hand-crafted copypasta; The perfect present for a wedding, christening, new baby, birthday, anniversary, retirement, mother’s day, thank you, school reunion - any occasion you can think of! Our copypastas are each individually handcrafted by a skilled and dedicated chef and guaranteed to be of the highest quality. These beautiful and decorative copypastas are hand-crafted from crushed and powered words bound up with only the finest pasta. Every copypasta is completely hand made, from the basic raw materials through to the finished product every process is carried out by hand. The only exception is a cleaning and polishing process in which the copypasta is put through special machines. Even these machines have been developed for particular use in the preparation of the copypasta, for, although the copypasta is quite durable, fine details such as noses, horses ear's, swords, daggers and flag staffs could be snapped of if treated too roughly. The National Association of Copypasta Chefs (NACC) is dedicated to protecting artists and crafters - their work, creativity and intellectual properties and marketing rights. I believe to keep the true work of the artist and copypasta chef alive we must act to promote and protect our art and craft.
10240
« on: November 10, 2014, 04:52:47 PM »
Have you ever read a post and wondered whether or not it is copy pasta? It is almost as though half the posts are pasta. Maybe they all are. Maybe this one is. Maybe it is not. Maybe it will become pasta at some point in time. Maybe it will be pasta'd over and over in this very thread. Maybe more threads will be made filled with this post. Although I fear it, I wouldn't doubt it.
10241
« on: November 10, 2014, 03:11:56 PM »
Shaved completely. I hate facial hair.
10242
« on: November 10, 2014, 02:03:30 PM »
The ex of my mother makes me really, really riled up. I'm normally a really calm person. It's a long story.
10243
« on: November 10, 2014, 01:06:15 PM »
What a gay faggot.
10244
« on: November 10, 2014, 12:15:04 PM »
10245
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:44:58 AM »
Weeaboos are alright. As long as they don't have those body pillows, smell like a corpse in the hot sun and speak broken Japanese.
Bronies, no, no, no. I can't stand bronies. I have absolutely no tolerance for them whatsoever. They are a cancer.
10246
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:42:20 AM »
Oh yeah, hope you enjoy Dark Souls 2. It's pretty good, but it's quite different from the first one.
10247
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:40:06 AM »
The Liset.
Looks dope!
What is that from?
Warframe.
10248
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:22:45 AM »
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose.
With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.
The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively hum it louder as you perform the ritual.
10249
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:20:43 AM »
The Liset.
10250
« on: November 10, 2014, 07:38:34 AM »
First heard this at a party. It's really intense.
10251
« on: November 09, 2014, 06:52:12 PM »
I'm out of the groove of Pokemon right now. I'm waiting for the new games.
10252
« on: November 09, 2014, 06:48:29 PM »
10253
« on: November 09, 2014, 06:24:31 PM »
I didn't eat anything.
10254
« on: November 09, 2014, 06:16:18 PM »
10255
« on: November 09, 2014, 06:03:43 PM »
10256
« on: November 09, 2014, 06:00:22 PM »
I know that feel :/
Do you?
Yes. The one guy that took my virginity. I thought we were together. We weren't. I was confused, and sad.
Ah, this is quite different.
We have been having sex for 6 months, and we've been acting like we were dating to some extent, but we weren't formally dating. So I was like fuck it, I'm ganna ask her.
Granted neither of us were virgins, I can't necessarily relate.
Sorry though :/
No, I can see where you are coming from. Someone is bound to have gained some degree of affection for the other in six months of casual sex.
10257
« on: November 09, 2014, 05:55:12 PM »
I know that feel :/
Do you?
Yes. The one guy that took my virginity. I thought we were together. We weren't. I was confused, and sad.
10258
« on: November 09, 2014, 05:51:11 PM »
I know that feel :/
10259
« on: November 09, 2014, 05:43:18 PM »
We are able to master the powers that stars use to burn tirelessly for billions of years.
No we aren't
I'm talking about nuclear fusion, not solar power.
10260
« on: November 09, 2014, 03:45:46 PM »
I hate Sundays, even more so than Mondays. Not to mention I'm really, really badly hungover today.
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