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10201
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:54:59 PM »
I am indifferent to you.
10202
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:53:17 PM »
R.I.P Will He was such an hero.
10203
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:44:54 PM »
This gag is too old.
Chances are when will smith actually does die, no one will believe it.
It will be like the boy who cried wolf.
Now this is a story all about how a boy cried wolf I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you about how the boy cried wolf. In a village born and raised On the field where I spent most of my days herdin' workin' pegboyin' all cool and sodomizing some animals When I who was up to no good Startin' makin trouble in my village I called wolf and the villagers got scared "You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air"
10204
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:33:53 PM »
Actor/Musician Will Smith, Dead At 46 Wednesday, September 12th, 2014 Posted: 16:32 EST (21:32 GMT)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (AP) -- Will Smith, the famous actor and musican, has died late Sunday night in his home town of Philadelphia.
Smith, 37, was killed in a car accident late in the evening. Smith was stuck by a taxi cab while speaking with his wife Jada Pinkett Smith, the cab was speeding and came onto the sidewalk striking Smith and throwing him face first against the windshield. Smith was killed instantly.
One eyewitness who will remain nameless stated "The last thing he saw was the dice on the mirror".
"This is a long sad day for us." Wayne Phillips Philadelphia chief of police said.
Will Smith was the second of four children of Caroline and Willard Smith Sr. He grew up in middle class West Philadelphia and got the nickname 'Prince' because of the way he could charm his way out of trouble. Pursuing music, he met Jeff Townes at a party and they soon began performing together as DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. After his music sales stated to slide Will began an acting career on the hit TV Show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Will basically played himself; a street-smart West Philly kid transplanted to Beverly Hills. The series lasted 6 years. During that time, he ventured into movies where the critics took note of him. In 1996 he had a huge hit with the Blockbuster Independence Day where he played the alien-battling Marine Corps Captain Steven Hiller.
The accident was a hit and run and the perpetrator is still at large. According to eyewitnesses the license plate on the vehicle said "FRESH"
Phillips said "It's a really sad moment for us."
10205
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:25:28 PM »
10206
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:22:46 PM »
Well, if you want a serious answer, it's probably going to take samples and photos, first though, they need to make sure everything is OK, the grappling hooks deployed yadda yadda yadda
10207
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:17:07 PM »
No, I won't talk to you. But I just talked to you, didn't I?
10208
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:13:03 PM »
I think it was supposed to be a novelty prank or something.
10209
« on: November 12, 2014, 02:59:53 PM »
I would feel bad if someone rear ended me. Keep your distance lads
There's always regret after your first time...
I've never gotten into an accident
...An accident? Who said it was an accident, now? You don't need to suppress these newfound feelings.
10210
« on: November 12, 2014, 02:56:55 PM »
I would feel bad if someone rear ended me. Keep your distance lads
There's always regret after your first time...
10211
« on: November 12, 2014, 01:36:32 PM »
Well, essentially, a gamma ray is a photon with very high energy. They are normally produced through radioactive decay, but can be produced through other means, like antimatter annihilating matter or a giant star going supernova/hypernova.
10212
« on: November 12, 2014, 01:00:09 PM »
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
10213
« on: November 12, 2014, 12:44:38 PM »
Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then my opinion of you isn't very high. Spoiler I have no idea who you are, lol
10214
« on: November 12, 2014, 12:40:31 PM »
For a long time had I suffered them, the ignorant gaijin back home who sickened me with their microwaved culture and their materialism. The spindly losers in the anime club who cared only for anime and not a whit for the superior monoethnic culture to which it was endemic. Well no more. Fucking zettai no more. I touched down in the country I was certain I had lived all my previous lives, no doubt as a badass ronin samurai ninja or some shit. I had never been here, but I had returned.
Nippon-sama, tadaima!
No sooner had I left the airport when I saw the woman of my dreams. She confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great land. The light coming in through the sakura backlit her like a full body halo. She was made of demure and soft spoken. Of bowing and bento.
Of Japan and perfect.
My heart started doki doki-ing all over the shop. And then she saw me! Spotted me in the crowd! Well, of course she did, I was like a head taller than the fucking hobbits they call men around here. I was in no state of mind to meet her gaze, and tried to look away but I was paralysed. She was just so ... prettyu ...
And just like that she started walking over. Her walk was just pure concentrated sex. If you poured a glass of it sex fumes would just rise right off the top. I loved the way the light danced unevenly over her pristine porcelain skin as she walked. The way she did more for me by showing just her shoulders than any American girls could by showing their entire gaping cleavage for all the world to SEE THIS YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES, THIS IS WHAT SEXY IS YOU FUCKING WHORES -
10215
« on: November 12, 2014, 12:29:04 PM »
No, what kind of a cunt would do that? Unless the meal was terrible.
10216
« on: November 12, 2014, 12:25:22 PM »
He looks like Woody.
10217
« on: November 12, 2014, 12:15:03 PM »
I don't eat breakfast much, but when I can, it's wheat biscuits and milk. Healthy, but doesn't taste like anything :/
10218
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:31:25 PM »
Good for you!
Yes, I am a ham sandwich. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my whole wheat soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute pastrami on rye!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the foodom and I am pretty low fat and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I spread mustard on my boyfriend.
I was being nice.
Prick.
What did thou say-eth to me wench? I'll have thou know that I twas the greatest knight in my academy. I have been involved in numerous attacks on Jerusalem and have killed many Muslim scum. I am trained in Sapien tactics and I am the greatest longbowsman in all of England. Thou art nothing but and archer's target. I shall slay you with the like thou have never witnessed before. Thou think thy can get away with saying that over carrier pigeon communication? Nay, think once more. As we speak I have my fellow knights following thy pigeon and verily it shall lead to thy location. Be preparedeth for a storm. A righteous storm that shall end thy very life. Thou life is extinguished, I can be anywhere in England in a Fortnights time and can kill you in 500 different ways, and that's just with mine helmet. Not only am I trained in swordmanship, I have the entire King's army at mine disposal and I shall use it to salt you from this earth. If only thou could have known the wrath I shall have brought down upon you for thine "witty"comment. Maybe thou would have bide thy tongue. But alas thou couldn't and must pay the piper. I shall defecate all mine fury unto you and thou will drown in it. Thou art dead, knave.
10219
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:27:46 PM »
Good for you!
Yes, I am a ham sandwich. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my whole wheat soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute pastrami on rye!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the foodom and I am pretty low fat and good looking. But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I spread mustard on my boyfriend.
10220
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:18:54 PM »
Hi. I am a human, just like you. We are communicating with each other through the internet. It is nice to meet you!
10221
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:16:27 PM »
Yes, I am a nebula. So? I don't see the problem. I learned to embrace my inter-galactic gases long ago and am happy with my boy friend (Who isn't a cute b/r quasar btw). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the universe and I'm pretty gassy and shiny. But thanks anyway asshole. Have fun with your puny solar system while I create new stars with my QUASAR!!
10222
« on: November 11, 2014, 03:28:20 PM »
>_>
I want to be a cyborg >_>
10223
« on: November 11, 2014, 03:21:53 PM »
This looks fake.
10224
« on: November 11, 2014, 03:06:03 PM »
REVERSE SOCIOLOGY DOES NOT WORK
10225
« on: November 11, 2014, 02:48:52 PM »
I wonder if she got fired.
10226
« on: November 11, 2014, 02:42:52 PM »
10227
« on: November 11, 2014, 02:37:12 PM »
In Western Europe born and raised, At the theater room where I spent most of my days, Planning plotting and acting all cool, Shooting some traitors to instill loyalty true, When a couple of Allies were up to no good, Started running forces through our neck of the woods, We lost a couple of little fights and my generals got scared, They said "You're moving with your cabinet to the bunkers down there"
I waited for my escort and when they came near, The jeeps had troops and guns in the rear, If anything I thought this protection was rare, But I said "Nah forget it, yo home to down there!"
I pulled up to the elevator at about seven or eight, And yelled to the guys "Yo troops, your medals come later" I looked at my bunker, I was finally there, To settle my defeat as I breathed in stale air.
10228
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:54:16 PM »
We might make a soldier out of you yet.
10229
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:48:33 PM »
What? I always masturbate alone.
10230
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:38:17 PM »
>tfw when you dont have any idea what on the fuck OP is talking about
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