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10141
« on: November 14, 2014, 05:03:05 PM »
you people are the most contradictory, immature, disease infected sons of bitches ive never met in my entire life. with the exception of a few, i would never do anything to help you. if you were dying of thirst i would spit in your mouth and bitch-slap you. if you needed a ride, id hit you with my car, back up and do it again. if you needed directions, id send you straight to hell. if you were held hostage, id call in SEAL team 6, fast rope from a Blackhawk just to tell you "no, i dont know that feel bro", then go back in the chopper and go home to sleep soundly to the thoughts of your beheading and subsequent video posting on liveleak. if you were fighting 1k Agent Smiths, id get some popcorn and enjoy your beatdown. if you had a headache, id carve our your eyeballs with a rusty spoon and skull-fuk you while saying singing the cupcake song.
10142
« on: November 14, 2014, 04:56:04 PM »
football
you mean soccer
shut up
dont make us dump your shitty tea in a harbor again
*harbour
are yoou haeving problem?
tumour diarrhoea staetorrhoea are a few other "misspellings"
10143
« on: November 14, 2014, 04:47:23 PM »
I love you because you acknowledged my petty existence.
10144
« on: November 14, 2014, 04:07:33 PM »
If I ended up in that situation, I'd want a cute guy who's in the closet. We will get to know each other and eventually snuggle in my bed.
10145
« on: November 14, 2014, 03:27:10 PM »
No. You are not worthy to hear my glorious voice. Nor are you even worthy of my skype details.
>implying you're worth anything.
>implying I'm not worth anything.
I'll directly state it if you want.
>implying you'll directly state it
You're not worth anything.
That's subjective. I'm not worth anything to you, sure, and probably anyone else here, but I got people who need me.
10146
« on: November 14, 2014, 03:23:28 PM »
No. You are not worthy to hear my glorious voice. Nor are you even worthy of my skype details.
>implying you're worth anything.
>implying I'm not worth anything.
I'll directly state it if you want.
>implying you'll directly state it
10147
« on: November 14, 2014, 03:18:22 PM »
No. You are not worthy to hear my glorious voice. Nor are you even worthy of my skype details.
>implying you're worth anything.
>implying I'm not worth anything.
10148
« on: November 14, 2014, 03:15:25 PM »
No. You are not worthy to hear my glorious voice. Nor are you even worthy of my skype details.
10149
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:32:58 PM »
10150
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:24:04 PM »
прости английский , я Россию .
Я пришел учиться одежду и моду на американском университете . Я здесь немного времени , и я очень сильно стресс . я гей и и это очень трудно для меня , я очень религия человек . я никогда не действовать , чтобы быть геем с другими мужчинами перед . но после того, как я нахожусь в Америке 6 недель я мой друг вместе он гей и . Он был показать мне американскую моду , а затем мы поцелуй .
Мы секса вдвоем . Я никогда прежде не сейчас нахожусь рассказать маме о гей , потому что я очень стыдно . Как я фоковских этот американский мальчик это очень хорошо для меня , но и я чувствую себя такой виноватой . Я чувствую крайнюю виновной я начинаю оргазм . Я чувствую себя такой виноватой , что я беру свой телефон и позвонить маме в России . Я разбудить ее . Это слишком поздно для остановки , так что я кончаю секс . Я очень расстроен и виновным и плакать , так я кричу ей : "Я ЦУМ от секса " ( в России ) . Она говорила , что? Я говорю: " Я есмь ЦУМ от секса " , и она сказать, что вы мальчик , не жениться американская девушка , и я говорю: " нет меня ЦУМ от секса с человеком , я в ASS , я диплом в задницу" , и моя мать очень зол меня , Она не пугаются , хотя .
Я повесить телефон , и я очень неловкое положение . Мой друг также он очень неловкое положение . Я вины и чувствую себя очень глупо . Интересно , почему я гей с человеком ? Но я по-прежнему , потому что , когда он рывок это чувствую себя очень хорошо в американской задницы .
10151
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:20:47 PM »
Now, I've had a really, really long think about a name for your monitor. It's almost so great that I kind of regret telling you!
10152
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:19:19 PM »
You almost made me laugh.
10153
« on: November 14, 2014, 10:28:26 AM »
Mario Kart 8?
Super Smash Bros.?
Pokemon ORAS?
You got me with Mario Kart.
Nintendo is the only decent company left.
They are, but the new Pokemon games are remakes of games made in 2003.
It's not really a remake. It's more of a spiritual successor really. So much has changed as far as battle mechanics go since gen 3, the graphics are polar opposites, and they're adding a new story line revolving around deoxys as well as the old story, and countless other changes and revamps.
Yeah, actually, you are right. Never have I been disappointment by a Pokemon game. It's great that Deoxys is getting included too, because it was a really hard Pokemon to get legitimately previously.
10154
« on: November 14, 2014, 10:13:06 AM »
Mario Kart 8?
Super Smash Bros.?
Pokemon ORAS?
You got me with Mario Kart.
Nintendo is the only decent company left.
They are, but the new Pokemon games are remakes of games made in 2003.
10155
« on: November 14, 2014, 10:09:49 AM »
Agreed. To think I was even hyped for Destiny.
10156
« on: November 14, 2014, 10:02:27 AM »
That was rude, despite her tastes, you don't tell people to fuck off or get out, just because of something they like.
Yeah, no, it's not because of her tastes. It's because of the inane, loud way she was speaking and the glass shattering shriek she made.
10157
« on: November 14, 2014, 10:00:42 AM »
Nope.
10158
« on: November 14, 2014, 08:08:24 AM »
Wow. Just wow.
One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.
She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.
About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.
She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.
The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my house, dragging her along behind him.
Should I be feeling bad right now?
10159
« on: November 14, 2014, 07:30:15 AM »
My life goals are to get a career in one of the fields of science, or a computer-related career. I'm kind of gravitating towards astronomy, though. I also plan to move to Germany or France. The UK is going nowhere fast.
Isn't France in deep shit as well?
We'll see, I still have quite a bit of time before I make my decision. France is run largely on nuclear power, which is one of the main reasons I want to live there. Housing is quite cheap, too.
10160
« on: November 14, 2014, 07:27:04 AM »
My life goals are to get a career in one of the fields of science, or a computer-related career. I'm kind of gravitating towards astronomy, though. I also plan to move to Germany or France. The UK is going nowhere fast.
10161
« on: November 13, 2014, 07:07:01 PM »
It's so cold I have a scarf completely covering my entire face.
10162
« on: November 13, 2014, 06:03:12 PM »
10163
« on: November 13, 2014, 05:16:46 PM »
No, it looks like something a neckbeard would wear.
10164
« on: November 13, 2014, 05:16:09 PM »
I want to know how this situation occurred.
I second this statement.
10165
« on: November 13, 2014, 03:53:21 PM »
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE
WHO HAS AN OUTTIE BELLY BUTTON?!
Get out of here, you horrid abomination.
10166
« on: November 13, 2014, 03:51:18 PM »
 You may bask in the glory of my belly, but not my face. You will never know what I look like.
10167
« on: November 13, 2014, 01:57:21 PM »
Spoiler Abortion - F
Affirmative Action - A
Animal Rights - U (depends on what kind of animal rights we are talking about here)
Barack Obama - U (Not my president)
Border Fence - F
Capitalism - A
Civil Unions - F
Death Penalty - F
Drug Legalisation - U
Electoral College (US) -
Environmental Protection - F
Inheritance Tax - A
European Union - F
Euthanasia - F
Central Bank - U
Flat Tax - U
Free Trade - F
Gay Marriage - F
Global Warming is Caused by Humans - F
Globalisation - F
Gold Standard - U
Gun Rights - U
Homeschooling - F
Internet Censorship - A
Labour Unions - F
Legalised Prostitution - F
Medicaid & Medicare - U
Medical Marijuana - F
Military Interventionism - F
Minimum Wage - A
National Health Care - F
National Retail Sales Tax - U
Occupy Movement - U
Progressive Taxation - F
Racial Profiling - A
Redistribution of Wealth - U
Smoking Ban - U
Social Programmes - U
Socialism - U
Stimulus Spending (Fiscal) - U
Stimulus (Monetary) - U
Term Limits - U
Torture - U
United Nations - F
NATO - F
War in Iraq - U
War in Afghanistan - U
War on Terror - F
Welfare - U
Do you have trouble deciding what to wear in the mornings?
No, it's actually because I don't care about half of it. Some of those things I am not completely educated on either, so it's not really any of my business for an opinion on it. What I do know, I have an opinion on.
10168
« on: November 13, 2014, 01:04:30 PM »
What a fucking self centered bastard. My blood is boiling right now. Yeah, it would be a real shame if she was murdered, wouldn't it?
10169
« on: November 13, 2014, 12:46:49 PM »
This isn't going well...
Said the bear
Said the homosexual
Said the homosapien
Said the non-homosapien
10170
« on: November 13, 2014, 12:42:40 PM »
Abortion - F
Affirmative Action - A
Animal Rights - U (depends on what kind of animal rights we are talking about here)
Barack Obama - U (Not my president)
Border Fence - F
Capitalism - A
Civil Unions - F
Death Penalty - F
Drug Legalisation - U
Electoral College (US) -
Environmental Protection - F
Inheritance Tax - A
European Union - F
Euthanasia - F
Central Bank - U
Flat Tax - U
Free Trade - F
Gay Marriage - F
Global Warming is Caused by Humans - F
Globalisation - F
Gold Standard - U
Gun Rights - U
Homeschooling - F
Internet Censorship - A
Labour Unions - F
Legalised Prostitution - F
Medicaid & Medicare - U
Medical Marijuana - F
Military Interventionism - F
Minimum Wage - A
National Health Care - F
National Retail Sales Tax - U
Occupy Movement - U
Progressive Taxation - F
Racial Profiling - A
Redistribution of Wealth - U
Smoking Ban - U
Social Programmes - U
Socialism - U
Stimulus Spending (Fiscal) - U
Stimulus (Monetary) - U
Term Limits - U
Torture - U
United Nations - F
NATO - F
War in Iraq - U
War in Afghanistan - U
War on Terror - F
Welfare - U
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