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The Flood / Re: How you doing?
« on: November 16, 2014, 01:37:55 PM »
fuck i hate everyone today

you broke my fealings

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The Flood / Re: How you doing?
« on: November 16, 2014, 01:33:07 PM »

No, this isn't a copypasta, I swear!
>.>

Please, answer the question and stay on topic or you'll be getting banned for a few months.

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The Flood / How you doing?
« on: November 16, 2014, 01:31:11 PM »
How's it going today, flood?

I jogged for two hours and my legs are killing me now.
Also styled my bangs.

No, this isn't a copypasta, I swear!

10114
The Flood / Re: how old do you think i am?
« on: November 16, 2014, 12:34:43 PM »
I'm guessing 65?

10115
The Flood / Re: Music thread!
« on: November 16, 2014, 10:50:34 AM »
Spoiler
YouTube

I love jogging to this song.

10116
The Flood / Re: Let it Go
« on: November 16, 2014, 10:23:37 AM »
Spoiler
YouTube



10117
The Flood / Re: dustin
« on: November 15, 2014, 11:33:30 PM »
Yes, I will marry you. It's me, Dustin, by the way.
dumb nigger

Excuse me? I am not anything of the sort. I am offended that you would even think of me as such wretched scum. I will not marry you, you blew it.

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The Flood / Re: dustin
« on: November 15, 2014, 11:30:43 PM »
Yes, I will marry you. It's me, Dustin, by the way.

10119
The Flood / Re: Is Slash bitchmade?
« on: November 15, 2014, 11:26:34 PM »
I can neither confirm nor deny that this is a post that has absolutely zero value to this forum.

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The Flood / Re: You're thinking of her right now
« on: November 15, 2014, 09:57:31 PM »
Her? No.

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The Flood / Re: 40 Nights Left
« on: November 15, 2014, 09:17:59 PM »
Santa. I can't wait for you. My body is ready, to take you.

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The Flood / Re: How many Septagon alts have you made so far?
« on: November 15, 2014, 08:29:18 PM »
None. What's the point?

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The Flood / Re: Do You Ever.....
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:26:59 PM »
Yeah, mostly when I see someone doing it, though.

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The Flood / Re: I'm scared right now
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:12:34 PM »
y u copypasta so much?

I am a completely unoriginal person with the personality of a dishcloth. I cannot think of my own ideas, therefore I indulge in the delight known as copypasta.

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The Flood / I'm scared right now
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:10:18 PM »
I'm pretty sure my roommate is the mysterious hacker known as 4chan, and I'm pretty fucking scared
>be me yesterday
>class ended early so I head home
>get home early and walk to my room
>hear roommate in his room talking loudly
>he must not know I'm home
>probably just singing to his music or something
>listen a little longer and realize he isn't singing
>says some weird computer stuff
>"I'll make a GUI using Visual Basic to trace their IP"
>shit sounds foreign to me but I know it can't be good
>bust into his room and am shocked
>he has his back turned to me so I can see his computer
>he's typing really fast in green words on an all black background
>ohfuckwhatdoesthatmean.filename
>see in big letter at the top of the screen "hack_celebrity_pictures.exe"
>oh no
>he turns around and looks at me
>I can only see his eyes and mouth through his ski mask
>ohshitthisisbad.jaypeg
>he yells "GET THE FUCK OUT"
>slam his door and rush into my room
>lock the door so he can't get to me
>remember I have a computer in my room
>he could probably hack that into to get to me
>throw it out the window
I'm posting this on my laptop right now. I think I'm safe using this because it has something called AVG which basically makes it hacker proof. I'm really scared right now. He's really good with computers and I'm afraid he might find a way to hack the lock on my door

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if your mom called your ISP...
« on: November 15, 2014, 05:04:20 PM »
Well, I'd probably be seen as a weirdo. But I'd say ISP's are used to weirdos.

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The Flood / Re: You can't be this edge.
« on: November 15, 2014, 01:13:01 PM »
actually my body is comprised of 97 percent crystallized bismuth

so i am, in fact, the edgiest person here



Can you confirm or deny that the one in the photo is you?

10128
Lame. Bad. Ugly.

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The Flood / Re: How did you guys spend Friday night?
« on: November 15, 2014, 11:29:47 AM »
Oh, fine, I exercised for a few hours and then listened to music while surfing the web until late in the night.

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The Flood / To the "Navy Seal" here
« on: November 15, 2014, 11:13:40 AM »
Hahahaha, oh yea you're gonna come get me? Your secret network of spies? First of all, the top sniper huh? Chris kyle was the top Navy Seal sniper with 160 confirmed kills out of 255 probable kills (not 300). Second, someone who focuses on being a sniper doesn't also focus on guerrilla (not gorilla thats an animal, good try though). Third, you don't really train in guerrilla warfare, this type of warfare is used by locals (such as the Vietcong during the Vietnam war) that really know the area in which the fighting is occurring, using it to their advantage in quick tactical ambush like attacks that generally result in low casualties for them. Since the US hasn't had a war on its own soil since the 19th century, guerrilla warfare isn't really used by our armed forces. Third, you do not have the entire arsenal of the Marine Corps at your disposal. No soldier, even a Navy seal, does. You use some of them in war but its not like you get to bring whatever home and do what you want with them. As surprising as this sounds, laws apply to veterans too! (I know, its crazy) Fourth, if you did kill me you would be charged for murder and spend the rest of your life in jail. By your lack of knowledge, you probably are either some kid or just a dumbass. Also, its funny you're referring to me as a kid, I'm pretty sure I'm older than you. As I said in my last comment, fuck you and grow the fuck up. Also read a fucking book, learn some shit you ignorant bitch (also, I'd mention the whole 'secret network of spies' but it was just too funny/stupid. What a stupid thing to say haha.)

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The Flood / Re: How many kids are you planning on having?
« on: November 15, 2014, 11:03:46 AM »
None.

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The Flood / Re: hey casper
« on: November 15, 2014, 08:54:58 AM »

Are you aware that there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy fucking God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with downs syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plane of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy
.

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The Flood / Re: How's everyone's day so far?
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:47:19 AM »
I just woke up. I'm still waking up, and then I'm going to exercise.

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The Flood / Re: I can't whistle
« on: November 14, 2014, 09:58:38 PM »
kill self is what do, you are disgrace to homo sapien

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The Flood / Re: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
« on: November 14, 2014, 08:48:10 PM »
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL EDGY

SEPPUKU INDUCING EDGY
WRIST CUTTING EDGY
SPIRALING STAIRCASE OF DEPRESSION EDGY
THAT EMO KID YOU HAVE CONFUSED FEELINGS ABOUT EDGY
KILLING PEOPLE EDGY
REDDIT NECKBEARD AUTIST EDGY

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Podcast Test Pilot
« on: November 14, 2014, 06:54:31 PM »
I cringed. Internet lingo and humour doesn't work in real life conversation, sorry.

It was terrible I know. None of us will deny it was awful.

Well, that's good, then, that you won't deny. I'm sure you can all do better.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Podcast Test Pilot
« on: November 14, 2014, 06:45:46 PM »
I cringed. Internet lingo and humour doesn't work in real life conversation, sorry.

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The Flood / Re: Found some pictures of kiyo
« on: November 14, 2014, 05:30:17 PM »
Found another one, but it's too good to be Kiyo.


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The Flood / Re: Most Favorite Food?
« on: November 14, 2014, 05:22:43 PM »
Salmon, with black pepper and Dijon mustard as seasonings. Skin left on, too. It's delicious, appetizing, and healthy.

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The Flood / Re: You people
« on: November 14, 2014, 05:05:23 PM »
What do you mean "you people"

It means exactly what it means, bitch.

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