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Hey, it's what's his name?

Smash it Sam I think.

What you calling me? I'll smash you!

Homophobic nigger

Are non virgins allowed in here? The next time I have sex I want it to be listening to this song.

You should have all read it. Open your eyes, sheeple!

I will relay the truth concerning the Chernobyl Disaster, the physics of waves, colour and radioactivity, and a series of popular myths concerning Native Americans, birds, and sunglasses. In essence, everything you've learned in school is wrong; for decades a thick veil of lies has been formed around you, thoroughly indoctrinated through any formal education you've received, the more the worse. In fact, I can safely inform you that radiation has almost nothing to do with nuclear energy, and bears little of the known danger characteristics.

 Radioactivity is in fact, the activity of radios, the presence of radio waves in the air. Ripples in the fabric of the universe around you. As you may know, radio waves are considered long wavelengths of light, so long that you cannot see it. This is untrue, and the sight of them are simply blocked by a surgical incision at birth. The effect of these surgeries can be negated however, most effectively with LSD and marijuana, hence the government's reasoning for illegalizing the drug.

 Green wavelengths are the easiest to see, and this is because it is by far the most dangerous, but also the most effective at controlling an innocent citizen. When you think you are hearing radio, you're really not. The thoughts and sounds are planted directly into your brain, wavelengths that leech onto your brain, in exactly the same way with all the people around you. Some stay for longer than others, and the time it takes to decay fifty percent is known as the half-life.

Sometimes they bounce off your head, and this is why people sometimes disagree slightly about a word or two. And sometimes still, the waves will entirely mess up your brain for a finite amount of time, with a very long half-life; this is what causes a certain song or melody "sticking to your brain". If this happens, it is obviously very dangerous, which is why the governments also have restrictions on radioactivity.

For instance, the reason for some radio stations changing frequency ever so slightly is that the activity on a specific frequency has become too much, and is potentially fatal. In countries such as the Soviet Union where there was no order or control from the government, situations can occur that five stations are broadcasting the greenest of wavelengths from the same frequency, and the Chernobyl disaster happens. Because of the high altitude at the tip of the Chernobyl reactors, the waves had a lot of space to be dangerous. With less air the concentration of waves can increase, and destroy entire settlements.

At first, the pressure breaks any windows of the Chernobyl establishment, and penetrates the outer houses to reach the benzene tanks around the reactors, putting it all aflame and causing a great large explosions with a sudden burst of green waves, causing people to go blind and have miscarried or even handicapped children; the occasional extra arm or alike. Green waves are the hardest to avoid, but something dark can stop a lot of activity, which is why sunglasses are intuitively cool, our instincts are telling us that they're well protected and good to mate with.

The color red can also block a lot of radioactivity, which is why the amount of radio music heard increases during Christmas time, the government has to in order to compensate for all the elf caps. What's also good to block radioactivity, is feathers. Evolution has long since given feathers to birds that live in high altitudes with a lot of waves, even before humans, because the sun also gives off a lot of radio waves. The worst thing about this lie is that even the simplest of humans were aware of it, the Native Americans. They put hats of feathers on their most important tribe members to preserve their mind, so that their decisions remain clear and wise.

Why are you literally such a giant faggot? God, I have never seen a more cock-hungry person in my entire life.

None. It's not really celebrated here. It is going to be lonely that weekend for me. I'm probably going to be playing games with buddies.

I don't know. Maybe because Christmas is just around the corner?

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I can't belive Door has a girlfriend and I don't.

probably has to do with me not being autistic

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I'm not clicking that.

It's good! He has some interesting things to say about his side of the story!

I dun have headphones ._.

It's not really safe for work if there are people around. So yeah, don't click on it if you got people.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dDxs7N0P8I

I didn't know he was back.

Being born.

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Weirdo

Hey! It's not weird! It's just a crazy hypothetical scenario. That's all it is, really. Really.

Yeah. Hypothetical.

What are you implying, exactly?

Ohhh nuthin

Yeah... that's right. Nothing. Nothing at all! Nope! Not at all!

>_>
queer

<_<
bottom bitch

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Weirdo

Hey! It's not weird! It's just a crazy hypothetical scenario. That's all it is, really. Really.

Yeah. Hypothetical.

What are you implying, exactly?

Ohhh nuthin

Yeah... that's right. Nothing. Nothing at all! Nope! Not at all!