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The Flood / You have 1 hour left to live...« on: November 24, 2015, 09:12:58 PM »
What do you do?
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The Flood / what the FUCK is wrong with you« on: November 18, 2015, 07:33:49 PM »
Dude, that is not fucking cool. This is the single scummiest thing I've ever seen anyone say on the internet.
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The Flood / Breaking news: In response to the terror attacks in Paris...« on: November 14, 2015, 10:34:33 PM »108
Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice", "You are now swallowing, breathing and blinking manually", "Uncross your legs and realize there is no comfortable spot in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly", "Did you forget that your jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed", "You're producing saliva, too", "Your body is itching in at least one place", "You now realize you need to go to the toilet" and the telethons such as "You haven't cleared your throat for a while".
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The Flood / What the fuck« on: November 06, 2015, 09:10:05 PM »
The pinkie finger on my right hand keeps twitching
should I cut it off AM I GOING TO DIE? No seriously, what the fuck 113
Gaming / What the fuck did they do to Saryn« on: November 06, 2015, 05:59:49 PM »
To those who play Warframe, Saryn is complete garbage now. Too much effort for a whole lot nothing. HP nerf, venom nerf, molt nerf, miasma nerf, the works.
Saryn is - or was - a room clearer with a bit of tankiness thrown in there. They took that niche away from her and fucking raped it. Now she has nothing going for her that another warframe can't do significantly better. I think people fail to realize that Warframe is a fast paced horde-mode style game. Killing floor comes to mind. Dumb AI, huge legions of enemies that need to be obliterated or controlled at a moment's notice. Press-4-to-win or something along the lines of that is necessary for Saryn. Or most frames in general. I hope to fucking god that DE takes another look at her. And get more competent testers while they're at it that don't just run fucking Mercury and say "Oh, she looks good to go". And then we have the community. I've had a few hiatus from Warframe due to burnout, but god fucking damn. What the fuck happened to the community? I feel like this is partially the community's fault. It has to be. They don't even think it's a nerf! Oh no, its a nerf. Its a huge, beguiling, mind boggling, brain numbing, frame-selling-to-open-a-slot-for-something-better-like-Hydroid-or-Mag nerf, to be exact... I tell ya, I dodged a bullet by not buying that Deluxe skin. She's all dressed up with nowhere to go. I don't blame people wanting a refund for buying that. God damn. I had to get that off my chest, because the Warframe forums are full of circlejerking nazi cunt dick passive-aggressive knee-jerking FUCK faces that I want to strangle with a piece of cheesewire. Also, Warframe general. 115
The Flood / You can't stick your dick in crazy« on: November 06, 2015, 03:52:42 PM »
Yet crazy can stick it's dick in you.
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The Flood / Riddle me this« on: November 06, 2015, 01:48:26 PM »
What can you hear, but you can't see, that only talks when you talk to it?
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The Flood / hey, sep7agon!« on: November 06, 2015, 01:00:36 PM »
I bet real dinosaurs had metal skin, too, hahuahauahahahahahahahaaagahaha
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The Flood / when u squad« on: November 06, 2015, 12:43:16 PM »>when ya squad askin u to bring cp to fight the golem |