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751
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:12:00 PM »
Why does my avatar look like it's made of muffin wrappers?
How's it going, by the way?
752
« on: November 01, 2014, 12:19:25 PM »
So the game is 50% off on Steam. I bought it, but want to play it later on in the middle of the night. Is it scary? Is it good?
753
« on: October 31, 2014, 02:43:08 PM »
T4R
Personally, the worst thing that has ever happened to me was when I nearly got killed as a very young kid. I was shopping with my mother and while following her I tripped on a bit of loose pavement and fell on the ground. There was some stupid bastard who was reversing his car out from where I fell and I was about to get crushed. Luckily, my mother reached me in time and managed to get the driver to stop. My memory is a little clouded, because it happened quite a bit ago.
754
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:25:41 PM »
The demons inside of me reach out in melancholic angst to the souls on the outside. They consume, in depression. It never ends. One day, the beasts shall be smite by the tip of my valiant blade. Why you ask? They do not ever cease, and continue to consume my own very soul. My blade helps release the angst of these demons. It is a relief. Why don't they JUST DIE?! I will never be freed from this pain. My life is an eternal whirlpool of dread, why does it have to be as such? This video helps express my fealings: is anyone else trapped in a void of pain and despair? we can share our sadness did u crie?
755
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:06:18 PM »
seriously he wants guys to suck his dick that's fucking gay dude
756
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:35:34 PM »
>In an elevator at a shopping complex
>Crowded and uncomfortable
>A young lady is standing next to me, looking noticeably rushed
>As the door opens to the floor where we are all getting off, I gesture for her to leave first
>A hush descends upon the lift
>She appears simultaneously furious and ashamed
>My smile widens, my erection becomes visible and my body language grows bolder as I say to her
>"Ladies first"
>The men in the lift, even the young boy, all smile and lick their lips in anticipation of my conquest
>She shudders, disgusted by what is taking place, there is no way for her to now recover the dignity that she once cherished
>She begins to step out of the door, the other women looking on solemnly, knowing the defeat and shame that she feels
>She turns to me momentarily, all pride and gumption washed from her features, tears welling up in her eyes she mutters "thank you"
>I smile wider, my erection almost bursting through my trousers and her unable to take her eyes off my widening girth, I say
>"It was my privilege".
757
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:20:54 PM »
>12 at night
>Listening to music
>Dozing off
>About to go to sleep
>Hear a crash
>Dogs barking, oh shit
>At this point I'm shitting brix
>Grab handy butterfly-knife in my dresser
>My only useful tool in self-defense
>Creeping down stairs
>Eerily quiet
>Something isn't right
>See a stranger in my house (I'm home alone)
>Go back up stairs to retrieve phone
>Grab phone
>Calling 999
>He hears my movement upstairs
>He turns towards me, and charges straight at me, running up the stairs
>ohfuck.jpg
>Slam the door, lock it
>Hear him kicking the flimsy door
>I am prepared to fight for my life
>Thief kicks open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
758
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:06:26 PM »
T4R. Nothing for me, personally, because my costume got ruined  I'll probably just curl up on the couch and watch bad horror movies.
759
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:39:27 PM »
Was a lot like this in size and looks:  These aren't normally found in the UK, so I'm guessing it must have hitched a ride on fruit being transported here. Frightening. It was very aggressive and probably poisonous, so I captured it in a jar and let it go outside. Have you had any encounters with nasty bugs?
760
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:02:37 PM »
How's it going this day/night?
761
« on: October 29, 2014, 03:02:54 PM »
What do you fantasize about? Doesn't have to be sexual. I want to drift in space for all eternity in a bubble.
762
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:12:13 PM »
What would you rate this object out of 10? Any further comments? I'm conducting an experiment.
763
« on: October 29, 2014, 11:09:18 AM »
...for good. Thought this was a bait thread, idiots? I hate you all. Except for BritishLemon and Casper. Those guys are cool. Bye. Spoiler lol jk niggas i'll see ya'll later
764
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:50:14 AM »
>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing
Gotta love playing pranks on my friends. What is the best prank you have ever played on someone?
765
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:13:33 PM »
T4R. A simple question.
Me? I am fine. Walked the dog for an hour, played some games yadda yadda yadda.
766
« on: October 28, 2014, 01:26:17 PM »
Anyone play Warframe? I'd love to add some people to my friends list, since I took a long hiatus from it and most of my buddies are gone. I can help farm, mess around, do missions, try out the archwing missions and whatnot. Just ask when I'm online.
IGN: Gammaion
EDIT: I probably should note I'm on the PC haha
767
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:10:17 PM »
T4R
I shower once every day. More if I can help it.
768
« on: October 27, 2014, 02:22:16 PM »
...would you bang? I'd bang Boudica, a Celtic war queen who fucked the Romans shit up. 
769
« on: October 27, 2014, 02:02:51 PM »
Do you feel like this would accurately describe what a weeaboo is? ...Or would you consider it stereotypical
770
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:08:14 AM »
You will never have a qt Norwegian GF.  feelsbadman.jpg
771
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:36:06 PM »
Hey Gaijin,
My name is Katana, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pale, dishonorable devils who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass longswords. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever bisected any European Knights? I mean, I guess it's fun making me underpowered in d20 because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can cut slabs of solid steel, and I'm thrice as sharp as silly European swords. What can you brag about, other than "targeting the men with the katanas first in World War II"? I also scared medieval Europe into leaving Japan alone, and have a banging honorable wielder (He just cleaned me; Shit was SO cash). You are all ignorant devils who should just commit seppuku. Thanks for listening, gaijin weeaboos!
772
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:10:50 AM »
>be 16
>bully 14 year old emo kid at school
>used to take him into this wash room on the 3rd floor of the A wing near history class because nobody used that wash room
>threaten to beat him up unless he sucked my dick
>every day get my dick sucked 2 or three times a day, fucking awesome
>tease him whenever I see him in the hall, call him faggot
>one day he's blowing me, I cum on his face, he says "I love you" and starts crying.
>slap him so hard it knocks him to the floor and cuts his lip and tell him I'm not a faggot
>kick him in the stomach while he's on the ground
>stick his head in the toilet
>keep making him suck my dick at school but he now is too scared to ever talk to me again
>he runs away from home when he was 16, never seen or heard from again
>fast foward 6 years
>finally come to terms with the fact that I am a faggot
>realize I pissed away what could have been the biggest love of my life because I thought being tough and mean meant not being a gay
>hope his life turned out good.
Anyone else have a confession to make?
773
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:52:43 PM »
If a futa fucks another futa, is it straight, gay or lesbian?
774
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:33:35 PM »
Is it possible? Can Dwayne Wohnson be stopped? I don't think so. What are your thoughts? Can YOU stop the rock?! Stop the rock. Stop the rock can't stop the rock you can't stop the rock. Stahp the rock. Stop the rock. Stahp the rock can't stop the rock. You can't stop the rock. You can't stop the rock you can't stoop the rock. *guitar solo* Shake that paranoia. Can't stop the rock.
775
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:20:53 PM »
 No credit cards? Phew. Spoiler Adsense are fucking hypocrites. EDIT: I'm a fucking moron.
776
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:51:21 PM »
A great song. The kids love it!
777
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:26:35 AM »
So this happened:
> Walking down street, stop at light, wait to cross
> Notice what appears to be a pile of clothes on the other side of street
> Notice that there are two massive calves jutting out of it, crammed into tiny running shoes
> Notice the pile is jiggling, is actually not a pile of clothes, but a shitty patchwork quilt
> Light turns green
> Get closer, stomach turning over without realization
> Jiggling cause quilt to fall. Underneath is a massive wobbling testament to the power of mcdonalds
> The beast is shirtless
> Its eating a 3-4lb block of cheese, using the quilt to cover its bulk while doing so
> can't help but stare
> Its beady eyes lock with mine
> I can't look away
> It starts cursing and yelling at me
> I stare even longer
> the scent finally wafts over me as I pass by, staring. Smells like pizza, mixed with piss-stained, damp rotting carpet.
> It lumbers to its feet as I walk by
> Still yelling at me for being rude
> I walk by swiftly, narrowly avoiding its flailing arms as it tries to grab me
> the quilt falls off entirely now; its female
> Attempts to shuffle after me, stops after 10 feet, sort of crumbles to one knee
> pukes onto the sidewalk in front of me
> I still can't stop staring
> It won't stop cursing at me, spewing chunks of vomit-coated cheese
> I can't get the image out of my head
> Can't eat cheese anymore
> can't sleep. Keep thinking the thing has my scent and is slowly making its way to my house to puke cheese on my face while I sleep.
778
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:07:45 PM »
pinocchio say "My nose grows now"
are it lie or true
779
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:24:07 PM »
>mfw when shrek came out nearly 14 years ago  Where the shrek did all that time go...
780
« on: October 07, 2014, 11:19:12 AM »
So I have Netflix. After watching Breaking Bad, Trailer Park Boys and a few films, I don't really use it anymore. What would you folks recommend to watch?
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