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The Flood / hi
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:43:58 AM »
hi i need some advice

im looking to buy some mints to improve my popularity. I wanna be 'that guy with the mints' so people know they can come to me and ask for a mint at any time and i can give them one or two. mark the mint man, they might call me (my dads' called doublemint dave at work).

my question is, what mints do you think i should get? i need a flavour everyone will like, and i'm looking at buying a very very large amount in bulk. Idk like 10kg of them or something. got £500 to work with.

maybe something like altoids? what kind of mints would you like knowing your reliable friend has on him? suggest me some mints

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The Flood / .
« on: January 04, 2015, 09:49:55 PM »
.

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The Flood / .
« on: January 04, 2015, 01:57:16 PM »

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The Flood / hey
« on: January 02, 2015, 08:20:05 PM »
╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black man ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝

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Serious / Opinion
« on: January 02, 2015, 01:01:02 AM »
Opinion on Religion


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The Flood / Your favourite animal
« on: December 31, 2014, 01:29:00 PM »
Mines is a dingo  8)

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The Flood / Stay
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:26:29 PM »
Stay away from me

518
The Flood / Hey!
« on: December 31, 2014, 11:54:34 AM »
Hey! I didn't say friend! I said dingo! Stop silencing me!

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The Flood / I
« on: December 31, 2014, 11:10:40 AM »
I don't like any of you.

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The Flood / hey
« on: December 31, 2014, 09:46:12 AM »
Ur a fucking faget : )

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The Flood / Things nobody has said ever
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:48:13 PM »
I'm getting fed up with this orgasm.

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The Flood / you will never
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:52:41 PM »
You will never put a baby monkey in a metal cage and electrocute it to death.

feelsbadman.bmp

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The Flood / What the
« on: December 30, 2014, 07:27:58 PM »
What the fuck lol

Spoiler

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The Flood / is it
« on: December 30, 2014, 05:42:08 PM »
is it weird that I like drinking tonic water

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The Flood / I approach
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:37:04 PM »
I approach you in a dark alley way, almost sprinting towards you. What do you do?

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The Flood / What's going wrong with me?
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:10:10 PM »
>Be a horny fuck all my life
>Ever since I was 12, I have rubbed one out at least once a day, almost every day
>Usually more than twice
>7 years later, 3 weeks ago
>First see Frozen
>Like Elsa a lot, relate to her deeply and think she's beautiful
>A few days after, I realize I have a massive crush on her
>Freak out because she doesn't exist
>Stay calm
>Start taking ice water baths
>Only use cold water when I shower
>Have my hair dyed whiteblonde
>Start wearing makeup (not so much that I look like a drag queen, though)
>Start wearing a skirt when no one's around
>Plan to take singing lessons
>Realize I haven't masturbated in weeks
>Load up some porn and try
>Nothing, can't even get hard
>Try some Elsa R34
>Get hard, but just feel sore when I try to start
>Close the porn, close my eyes, lie back and create the hottest Elsa fantasy I can
>Still nothing

What's going wrong with me?

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The Flood / Lightning
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:23:05 PM »


RIP

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The Flood / the most
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:43:14 AM »
The most batshit insane user here is?

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The Flood / Pure cancer
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:12:54 PM »


seriously, what

LE LE LE LE LOL LOL LE LOL xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LE LEDDIT LOL

LE CANCER

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The Flood / inspirational knowledge
« on: December 29, 2014, 10:17:11 PM »

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The Flood / don't
« on: December 29, 2014, 10:08:29 PM »
In this thread you can't say bad things to me

but you can say bad things to each other, rules do not apply in this thread

532
The Flood / tupac isn't dead
« on: December 29, 2014, 07:24:43 PM »
he faked his death to have a gay relationship with biggie smalls

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The Flood / I like
« on: December 29, 2014, 05:35:58 PM »
I like dick in my butt, but no homo tho, no homo

534
The Flood / AMA
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:38:25 PM »
I'm waiting. This is your opportunity.

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The Flood / Have you
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:51:32 AM »
Have you ever seen a neckbeard before?

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The Flood / You
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:37:37 AM »
Thank me later ; )

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The Flood / watch out
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:45:29 PM »
i've discovered that this is actually casper in real life

you have been warned, this is such a horrifying and shocking truth

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The Flood / rate him
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:16:34 PM »


he's quite charming

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The Flood / you're locked in a room with me
« on: December 28, 2014, 06:57:48 PM »
what do you do

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The Flood / My name
« on: December 28, 2014, 06:16:39 PM »
My name is Jørg and I'm from Norway. I love ice.

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