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« on: January 11, 2015, 05:27:25 PM »
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« on: January 11, 2015, 04:41:54 PM »
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« on: January 11, 2015, 04:22:23 PM »
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« on: January 11, 2015, 08:39:08 AM »
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« on: January 10, 2015, 09:00:47 PM »
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« on: January 10, 2015, 08:37:44 PM »
A chubby chaser is someone who loves "chubby" girls only. Many Chubby Chasers choose to live in blissful denial that there is anything '"perverse" or indeed "unnatural" about the desire to copulate with giant wobbling grease-coated fatsacks. In fact, some have even been known to be seen in public with their hyperfleshed darlings. However, in 2004, sexpert Yosuf Sindinchilchrun of the University of Newcastle UK carried out extensive studies and identified Chubby Chasing as "worse than being gay, since even gays don't feel the need to bring fat people home to meet their suicidally ashamed parents.
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« on: January 10, 2015, 07:30:07 PM »
 Will you find the path to Him, Jesus Christ? Just like Sonic has let Him enter his heart, will you allow His forgiveness?
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« on: January 10, 2015, 02:58:05 PM »
I won't ever kill or rape you! (´･ω･`)
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« on: January 10, 2015, 02:19:33 PM »
It was 1972 when the floating discs approached the town. Meanwhile people were asleep, the aliens came and landed on the fields. Nobody noticed them, nobody except one person... They didn't count anyone. Nobody remembers them, nobody recalls them existing, and their family simply disappeared. The aliens were never noticed. (´･ω･`)
Where's that person...?
LE EBIN
LE LEDDIT LOL LE CANCER
rate my meme guys (´･ω･`)
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« on: January 10, 2015, 01:04:08 PM »
 Please... please tell me this didn't happen ITT: Post god-tier cringe images
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« on: January 08, 2015, 07:27:05 PM »
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« on: January 08, 2015, 03:31:18 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30657486The decades-long drought in antibiotic discovery could be over after a breakthrough by US scientists.
Their novel method for growing bacteria has yielded 25 new antibiotics, with one deemed "very promising".
The last new class of antibiotics to make it to clinic was discovered nearly three decades ago.
The study, in the journal Nature, has been described as a "game-changer" and experts believe the antibiotic haul is just the "tip of the iceberg".
The heyday of antibiotic discovery was in the 1950s and 1960s, but nothing found since 1987 has made it into doctor's hands. This is just fantastic! We were in a void where no new antibiotics were being discovered for a long time. One of the new antibiotics discovered will never be resisted by bacteria that are affected by it (it targets fat essential for keeping the organism together).
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« on: January 08, 2015, 01:42:16 PM »
This place has a homophobic agenda
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« on: January 08, 2015, 01:23:25 PM »
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« on: January 07, 2015, 07:30:37 PM »
Why should I?
Why shouldn't you?
Why do you care?
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« on: January 07, 2015, 07:12:27 PM »
Ulker was eating his second lunch at the food court when he saw it. Across the room, walking through the food court were two men holding hands. This enraged Ulker. Ulker hated homosexuals more than anything in the world. If he couldn't find love with a woman, why should some fag find love with a man? There were few things in the world that he would let interrupt his meals, and this was one of them. He dropped his McRib sandwich down onto his plate, and struggled to stand up. It took a few tries, but he was finally able to push himself out of his chair and onto his feet. He adjusted his badge, making sure that it was straight, and then he boarded his segway. He turned on the segway's flashers, and started towards them.
“Weee-ooooh! Weee-ooooh! Weeee-oooooh!” he cried. The mall couldn't afford actual sirens for its security staff, so this would have to do.
He drove through the crowded food court and was able to cut the trio off right before the exit. He turned off his segway and carefully stepped off it, taking care not to lose his balance. After catching his breath, he looked at the couple and snarled.
“How dare you bring that perversion into my mall? I should have you faggots arrested for this!” he said.
“What are you talking about, fatass?” said Casper. “We aren't doing anything wrong. And even if we were, you're just a fat sack of shit mall cop. What could you do about it?”
It was true. He was a fat mall cop. He was always a bit pudgy, but after failing his police academy exam twenty-seven consecutive times, he slipped into a deep depression in which he used food as a coping mechanism. He weighed close to 600 pounds, now. He was right on the edge of his segway's capacity, and he had to sign a paper promising to pay for a new one if his weight broke it.
Ulker, still huffing from the 50 foot segway ride, snarled once more and actually charged at Casper. Because of his weight, though, he wasn't able to move very fast, and Casper simply stepped out of the way. Ulker tumbled past him and fell onto his stomach. As he struggled to push himself off of the floor, the trio broke out into laughter.
“I guess everyone on Sep7agon was right. You really are a fat loser!” Autismo exclaimed.
“He is, isn't he.” Casper rustled Autismo's hair and gave his Digger a slap on the ass.
As the three walked away from the crumpled mass of gyrating fat on the ground, Autismo smiled to himself. While what happened to me was awful, he thought, it certainly could have been worse. He looked forward to sharing his experiences on the forums later that night.
For now, though, he was content to enjoy the company of his two new friends as they walked back to Casper's car, and towards the setting sun.
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« on: January 07, 2015, 06:47:17 PM »
So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and cum on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the cum off her face because it would cause suspicion?
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« on: January 07, 2015, 06:35:06 PM »
 well
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« on: January 07, 2015, 06:26:07 PM »
At age 17, I lost my (gay/anal) virginity to a guy via casual encounters. He gave me directions to his hotel near the airport with details all the way down to which set of stairs to walk up. The level of detail creeped me out, so I chose my own route through the hotel. Knocked on his door & he let me in. Wanted to know why I didn't go the way he described. It was an odd start to the evening. He had thrown a towel over the desk lamp which provided some soft mood lighting. He was was older than me, buff, and looked Mediterranean. Looked just like his pictures, actually. He went in immediately for a kiss, but I pulled away. Just sex, I told him. We both undressed. He had a huge cock that I just wanted to play around with, bury my face in, and generally enjoy. He pretty much just wanted to stick it in my butt and I obliged. He positioned me like he wanted and tried sticking it in. Virgin ass can be awfully hard to penetrate and this guy wasn't being patient at all. He asked if this was my first time. "No. Of course not!" I told him. But I'm sure he could tell otherwise. He managed to get inside me and started thrusting mercilessly. I accidentally kicked a lamp off the bedside table with my involuntary flailing - had never had such an awesome sexual encounter. He came, but I didn't. He politely blew me to completion. I cleaned up, dressed, and was ready to leave. I commented on his folded scrubs sitting in his suitcase. Asked if he's a doctor or a nurse. Instead of being honest, he conflated his job into being some high-risk nuclear assignment. "So you fix nuclear imaging equipment?" He stuck to his bullshit description instead. Before leaving, he said he'd call me when he comes into town in a month. He never called or emailed.
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« on: January 07, 2015, 02:44:42 PM »
pls unban, you guys are being pretty MAD right now
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« on: January 07, 2015, 10:47:48 AM »
 fucking tell me motherfuckers
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« on: January 06, 2015, 09:17:04 PM »
okay then
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« on: January 06, 2015, 02:08:36 PM »
I find it hilarious that everyone in Australia is descended from our criminals and some mud eating natives. I also love how shitty their stupid, desert country is and I love how they contribute absolutely nothing to the world apart from being good at cricket once every 20 years before returning to their usual joke shite self. If they didn't have a few nice coastlines they would have literally no redeeming features. I really, REALLY hope someone nukes the major cities soon and we can all move on without them.
Teal deer; fuck Australia and fuck all the Australians
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« on: January 06, 2015, 01:41:10 PM »
Dog I legit will fucking massacre you I will beat the living fucking life out of you I ain't no bitch tf nigga I'm fuckin crazy I don't play that shit I'll knock ur fuckin head off your shoulders think I'm playin wit ya l!l baby ass nigga I ain't playin I'll smash ur face into the fuckinmg concreate and feel nothing for u after so cmon boii u so tough and u still wanna box wtf is up then but I'm letting you know now I have a fucking beast in me and he's waiting to come out and trust me he ain't holding back on ya ass
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« on: January 06, 2015, 11:27:22 AM »
 This is the average American athlete. Explain yourselves, amerifats.
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« on: January 05, 2015, 05:16:46 PM »
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« on: January 05, 2015, 12:26:23 PM »
 Kinder Bueno has 240 calories per two bars - which is, one packet. Not only this, but it has 16 grams of fat per two bars. That counts for 25pc, yes, 25pc of your daily fat intake. I'm just warning you all - please do not consume these bars often or to excess, preferably not at all. They are terrible for your health.
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« on: January 05, 2015, 11:53:52 AM »
I'm wondering if Shariah Law will gain a strong enough foothold in the UK. Do you foresee this ever happening?
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« on: January 05, 2015, 11:29:55 AM »
You have 10 seconds to name something dumber than a non-religious person.
>protip: you can't.
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« on: January 05, 2015, 11:07:27 AM »
wtf
you're all stereotypical people with dark skin pigmentation
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