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« on: January 16, 2015, 04:18:21 PM »
>press any button to continue
>press the power button
>PC turns off
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« on: January 16, 2015, 04:00:06 PM »
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« on: January 16, 2015, 01:51:46 PM »
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« on: January 16, 2015, 01:38:58 PM »
 I'll start.
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« on: January 15, 2015, 04:52:56 PM »
 Which would win?
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« on: January 15, 2015, 06:55:03 AM »
I'm not a greasy lard ass mother fucker with a low IQ
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« on: January 14, 2015, 05:20:29 PM »
So I'm gonna buy one of the 3 Dark Souls 2 DLC.
Which one would you recommend? Crown of the Sunken King? Crown of the Old Iron King or Crown of the Ivory King?
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« on: January 14, 2015, 05:14:21 PM »
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« on: January 14, 2015, 03:49:18 PM »
I'm actually a 6'9ft tall black dude. My name is Jerome. You're probably wondering about the size of my penis - now that I have established that I am black. It's 8.5 inches when erect. I fit the stereotype pretty well, I guess. Here's a selfie of me; 
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« on: January 14, 2015, 03:33:28 PM »
WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT NOSED SHIT FOR BRAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
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« on: January 14, 2015, 01:38:11 PM »
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« on: January 14, 2015, 01:12:19 PM »
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
DUN DUN DUN
To catch Jews is my real test
To gas them is my cause
I will travel across Europe
Searching far and wide
Every dirty Jew will understand
The power of the sign
SWASTIKA!
It's the jews versus me
Power to Germany!
SWASTIKA!
Oh they're all dead men
In the war we must defend
SWASTIKA!
Concentration camps full of jews
Set the oven to 232
You cross me and I'll gas you
SWAASSSTIIIKAAAAA
GOTTA GAS EM' ALL, GOTTA GAS EM' ALL
SWASTIKA!
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« on: January 14, 2015, 11:45:20 AM »
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« on: January 14, 2015, 11:30:42 AM »
A yank is a resident of the freest country in the world. Clapistan, YooEssAy. Yanks are known to be excessively loud and boorish. The most significant two fattributes of a yank are being Morbidly Obese and having enough guns to arm the country of Lithuania three times over. Typically uneducated religious fanatics who take pride in their zealous adoration of the CONSTITUTION WHICH SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED and also seeing how many african americans they can shoot in the street in 'self defence'.
Connoisseurs of all things deep fried, their average life expectancy is shrinking in direct correlation to their expanding waistlines. 50 Years ago most yanks could touch their toes, now most can't even see them.
Health Warning: Yanks become violent and begin to spasm and shake if you question their need to eat enough saturated fat to insulate a walrus in one sitting. Luckily their fury quickly subsides as the energy expended in moving their bloated limbs is too great for those who can no longer metabolise complex carbohydrates.
Sep7agon is infested with a high concentration of yanks, and despite the above information there are some(italics) tolerable yanks on this site. Not many, but a few.
The title 'Alright, for a yank' is the highest honour a britbong can bestow upon a former colonial.
The following WIP list documents the Yanks, and the 'Alright, for a yank' Yanks on this website. I completely lost it at Luckily their fury quickly subsides as the energy expended in moving their bloated limbs is too great for those who can no longer metabolise complex carbohydrates.
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« on: January 13, 2015, 06:49:35 PM »
So this morning when everyone was getting up, I made some coffee with grilled cheese sandwiches and sunny side up eggs on top of them, with a little mexican cheese sprinkled on top.
I gave a breakfast offering to Sobek, and no more than 20 seconds after giving it, the whole room was filled with a heavy scent of incense, even though I had not lit any for hours. Suddenly, even though I was sitting away from the plate, both of the eggs broke, and the juicy goodness ran over the sandwiches. I just continued meditating, and seeing what feelings and thoughts would come to mind.
Almost everything in my meditation seemed to be of sexual nature, and the loving kind of sexual nature, not the getting off kind, for some reason. I ended up falling asleep meditating, fully clothed, and sweated the rest of my flu out (hopefully). I get the feeling Sobek wants me to be his child, or rather alike his child. I do not know where to begin. I guess I will go off from the feelings and thoughts in my meditation of it being loving and sexual.
It is true that there are different types of intercourse. Fucking, which is using the individual, sex, which is sharing mutual pleasure, and making love which is intimacy with compassion.
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« on: January 13, 2015, 06:16:56 PM »
if god's not real then how come god's not real
checkmate, athiests
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« on: January 13, 2015, 05:45:10 PM »
 LE LE LOL
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« on: January 13, 2015, 04:54:53 PM »
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« on: January 13, 2015, 09:23:35 AM »
 You get teleported to the beginning of a tunnel, you look foward and walls extend into darkness. You see a note on the floor, it says "You have 100 million miles to go". What do you do?
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« on: January 13, 2015, 06:29:50 AM »
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« on: January 13, 2015, 06:11:57 AM »
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« on: January 12, 2015, 05:39:44 PM »
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« on: January 12, 2015, 04:56:49 PM »
Anyone know what's wrong this person? Oh my god, she looks severely inbred. 
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« on: January 12, 2015, 04:42:17 PM »
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« on: January 12, 2015, 02:25:42 PM »
 The Big Bang followed the laws of nature, therefore they must have existed prior the creation of our universe. We can explain the laws of nature, but not from where they come and why they are as they are. Also, is there something like "outside" the universe, if there was something given at the time our universe was literally non-existent? What's your theory on how the laws of nature were set? Deities, Aliens, Coincidence - Discuss. Pic related, it's what the big bang would look like.
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« on: January 12, 2015, 01:03:50 PM »
 Who would you fuck, who would you marry and who would you kill? Personally, I'd fuck the middle, marry the left and kill the right.
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« on: January 12, 2015, 10:04:49 AM »
Now you're somebody that I used to know
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« on: January 12, 2015, 08:31:43 AM »
Guess 
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« on: January 12, 2015, 05:56:01 AM »
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