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« on: January 18, 2015, 06:14:17 PM »
 why do I have the funny feeling that this is actually an Islamic State recruiter?
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« on: January 18, 2015, 05:38:55 PM »
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« on: January 18, 2015, 05:20:27 PM »
 I have cringed to this cringe image. You might be wondering, "What about that is cringe? Looks like an ordinary guy to me." Well, the man in the photograph is a My Little Pony fan. That automatically makes this a cringe image, even if he is not currently doing anything typically considered cringe-worthy.
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« on: January 18, 2015, 05:07:07 PM »
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« on: January 18, 2015, 04:52:30 PM »
>2013
>create a fb page named :"sexy arab girls"
>fill it up with burqa women and arab shit
>nothing happens for a year
>2014
>the page have received some likes so i start posting
>maintain a good level of irony, the page description is:"Only the hottest and finest arab girls, my friends, but without lust so the infedels can't say we are hypocrites."
>90% of the likes i get are located in pakistan iraq and similar shit
>likes are constantly growing
>laugh my ass off for those stupid humanbombs who think they can see their 72 virgins in advance
>hit 1k likes
>i get a message in arab
>ignorethatshit.jpg
>another one
>ignoreventhat.gif
>another one & another one & another one...
>kebabpeople are going crazy
>I do not even understand what the fuck they're saying
>ohshit.pdf
>unidentified arab messages are literally raining in my inbox
>check like
>2.5k in a month
>start panic
>stop posting but like are rising like an arab dick that see my page
>5k
>i tell the whole story to my friends, they reccomend to delete the page
>i'm thinking about it, in the end i am attached to my islam community
>meanwhile i get an english message from abdullah something that more or less say: "make me editor and i will help you"
>a new admin could only help, and maybe i could finaly understand what a thousand of crazy mujahidin wrote me
>20/02/14 i decide to make abdullah something editor of Sexy Arab Girls
>20/02/14 i lost my page and my fellow 5k trusty arabs
>around 20/11/14 my page come back with 0 like
>wtf
mfw I was seen as a prophet by 5k arabs
mfw I lost the opportunity to call a jihad
mfw abdullah something was probably killed by my devoted arabs
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« on: January 18, 2015, 04:23:13 PM »
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« on: January 18, 2015, 04:11:07 PM »
So I'm moving to colorado alone. I already brought this up last week I think. They point is that this thing fucking sucks. I can't use my mechanical keyboard on my laptop, because putting a keyboard in front of a tiny laptop is stupid. They got me a gaming laptop and apparently for 1000 dollars it was the best they could get. Fucking seriously? Fucking cheapskate Jew parents. It has such a fucking small screen though and I hate using the keyboard. The track pad sucks like my mom sucks dick on the corner to buy me shitty laptops. Also, look at how fucking retarded that windows 8 setup is. I dunno how I am going to go from using my fill size desktop computer to using that fucking laptop. My desktop is a couple years old and out of date. It's just that it's going to suck so fucking bad.
I dunno what to do. Should I send it back? I think I'm going to kill my parents. I mean it's only right after what they've done to me.
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« on: January 18, 2015, 02:07:48 PM »
Give me evidence to prove that God's not real.
I bet you can't, though, because it's just going to be God testing my faith.
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« on: January 18, 2015, 01:16:03 PM »
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« on: January 18, 2015, 12:45:16 PM »
Give me one reason why the world wouldn't be a better place if only whites and asians existed. As in all other races disappeared tomorrow.
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« on: January 18, 2015, 09:48:08 AM »
 why
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« on: January 18, 2015, 07:54:24 AM »
1. Open up google image search
2. Type your real name in and add "the hedgehog" after it.
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« on: January 17, 2015, 08:36:17 PM »
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« on: January 17, 2015, 07:46:02 PM »
 I think I just died from a cringe attack Oh. my. fucking. god
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« on: January 17, 2015, 05:37:21 PM »
my dad and my brother who comes into my room and hurts me
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« on: January 17, 2015, 05:08:47 PM »
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« on: January 17, 2015, 03:33:04 PM »
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« on: January 17, 2015, 03:26:12 PM »
HE KILLED HIMSELF LAST THURSDAY WITH CHEESE WIRE
NOOOOOOO
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« on: January 17, 2015, 03:09:57 PM »
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« on: January 17, 2015, 02:36:53 PM »
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« on: January 17, 2015, 08:25:11 AM »
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« on: January 16, 2015, 11:54:50 PM »
I wonder what's in this spoiler.
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« on: January 16, 2015, 11:13:49 PM »
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« on: January 16, 2015, 09:38:01 PM »
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« on: January 16, 2015, 09:07:38 PM »
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« on: January 16, 2015, 08:26:49 PM »
>only have two numbers on my phone
>domino's and suicide hotline
>accidentally call domino's when feeling suicidal
>guy answering the phone doesn't know what to do
>offers me a free pizza
>mfw that kept me from killing myself
>mfw domino's does a better job than a suicide hotline
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« on: January 16, 2015, 07:50:51 PM »
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« on: January 16, 2015, 05:37:16 PM »
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« on: January 16, 2015, 05:15:16 PM »
>Go see some horror movie years ago with a friend at midnight.
>Theater is empty except for some black woman up front.
>she starts yelling
>"NAW DON'T GO IN THERE"
>"WHY YOU DO THAT"
> I yell back "TELL HER"
>"YEAH SEE THIS BOI GETS IT"
>"YEAH I GET IT"
>later, a person dies from being decapitated, the woman screams
>"OOOOH DAYUM"
>I yell back "DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD"
>"HOW THE FUCK YOU GON LIVE WITH NO HEAD"
>"I DON'T KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME"
>"THEY IN THE FUCKIN' WOODS"
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« on: January 16, 2015, 04:25:55 PM »
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