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Messages - Mega Sceptile
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« on: August 14, 2016, 05:09:46 PM »
>I'm going to cut off internet access entirely so my potential children won't be able to see boobies on their computer screen
Now that's a new one.
yeah cuz tits are the only thing theyll see
not scat porn
not rape
not incest
besides there are many other things i wouldnt be able to control that theyll see
What if they have an incestual scat porn rape fetish? Who are you to deny them that?
then i failed them as a parent
but they can do as they please once they live on someone else's dime
Fetishes have nothing to do with how you're raised, they're inherent.
dont see any reason to believe that
Ok, I can tell you FOR A FACT, that your parents and grandparents jacked off as teens, and they for sure had and have kinks regardless of the lack of internet. your mom probably got off while chocking herself, or maybe took photos of sports stars at the time. your dad probably looked at a wierd light fixture and thought it looked like a tit and jacked off to it. literally nothing you can do will stop your children from developing some wierd fetish.
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« on: August 14, 2016, 03:41:49 PM »
not being here half the time I guess.
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« on: August 14, 2016, 03:39:41 PM »
Over the last 5 years, you've spent 713.1 hours playing this selection, which includes 324 items, is valued at $5166.33, and requires 1492.9 GB
Ok, but I only spent like a quarter of that on my library thanks to Humble Bundle and services of the same type.
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« on: August 14, 2016, 03:32:39 PM »
at 14-15 I'll have ideally taught him/her that games are pure fiction and that on the screen, you are playing a role, so they will realize that the violence in game shouldn't be replicated. tjerefore I won't restrict violence or M rated games. but I WILL restrict my child from pretentious hipster bullshit games, and shitty walking sims with bad stories like Life is Strange or any telltale shit that is vomited up by that point.
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« on: August 11, 2016, 03:44:02 PM »
I underestimated the alcohol content in my cousin's once a year sake brew she did, and accidentally drank way beyond my limit that I normally have for myself... ended up with various cuts and bruises from the walk home to my washroom where I proceeded to throw up and sleep.
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« on: August 08, 2016, 08:17:14 PM »
I am still on this mission Halo from CE and I FUCKED MYSELF SO MUCH.
I was able to skip a part of the mission by ditching my gunner and killing the marines in the area. But now I don't have a gunner and didn't kill all the elites in the next area in time and now I have 5+ elites rushing me with 3 Jackals and 4 Grunts.
Fuck my life.
reset fam, it's honestly easier to do it the long way and have a human shield /gunner personally.
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« on: August 07, 2016, 08:43:40 PM »
plasma pistol and pistol for covies in halo 1, Beam rifle is bae in 2, and BR for everything really in Halo 3, plasma rifle for flood in Ce,
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« on: August 07, 2016, 09:32:57 AM »
Is this one of those interactive movies
It's Heavy Rain, Cringey Teen Edition.
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« on: August 06, 2016, 04:22:02 PM »
Paper mario that is done right, fuck sticker star and sticker star 2: colour by numbers edtition.
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« on: August 06, 2016, 04:11:33 PM »
3>5>6>2>4>1
and Mystery dungeon is my favourite spin off series... except Gates to Infinity, fuck that game.
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« on: August 05, 2016, 09:24:11 PM »
you can listen to charlie
moanin out his one note posts.
Sometimes you can see their posts
Other times you can't
All the same old cliches
Did she cheat or he has ED
You pretend it doesn't bother you
But you just want to explode
here i am
making a post again
here i am
up on the forum
and there I goooo~ Shitpostin' again There I go~ refresh the page.
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« on: August 05, 2016, 09:21:50 PM »
6 right, cut into 3 left on gravel, jump, into 4 left.
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« on: August 03, 2016, 09:55:07 AM »
way ahead of you.
I thought you died
nah, Ive just been busy with life, and my job.
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« on: August 03, 2016, 09:49:05 AM »
way ahead of you.
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« on: August 02, 2016, 11:03:20 AM »
well, there was this one dude who literally just would not shut the fuck up about some guy he watched on the internet, or about japan, for you see, he was learning ALL about japan, and any conversation he had was just all about the guy's latest video, or japan's culture and his language studies. and his voice was just SO monotone and droning that I just couldnt stand it. thank god he moved away from the town.
I know a kid like that. He drew a picture of me and wouldn't let me keep it.
interesting, because the guy I met was also an artist type. his plan was that he was going to travel across japan for inspiration and sell his drawings and paintings there for a living.
He wouldn't also happen to be into obscure shitty metal bands would he?
sadly, no, but he WAS into obscure japanese bands and old japanese music, which is equally as wierd and obnoxious.
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« on: August 02, 2016, 10:46:08 AM »
well, there was this one dude who literally just would not shut the fuck up about some guy he watched on the internet, or about japan, for you see, he was learning ALL about japan, and any conversation he had was just all about the guy's latest video, or japan's culture and his language studies. and his voice was just SO monotone and droning that I just couldnt stand it. thank god he moved away from the town.
I know a kid like that. He drew a picture of me and wouldn't let me keep it.
interesting, because the guy I met was also an artist type. his plan was that he was going to travel across japan for inspiration and sell his drawings and paintings there for a living.
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« on: August 02, 2016, 10:25:08 AM »
well, there was this one dude who literally just would not shut the fuck up about some guy he watched on the internet, or about japan, for you see, he was learning ALL about japan, and any conversation he had was just all about the guy's latest video, or japan's culture and his language studies. and his voice was just SO monotone and droning that I just couldnt stand it. thank god he moved away from the town.
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« on: July 29, 2016, 05:08:05 PM »
"equality"
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« on: July 29, 2016, 12:56:16 PM »
I believe in reincarnation of some form... I believe we are all just on our way to true enlightenment and a higher plane of existence, and the pain, joy, and lives we live are just a steppig stone towards that summit and as such we should all take in as many experiences as possible and learn from everything we see and feel.
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« on: July 23, 2016, 11:32:41 AM »
first weekend Ive had free in a while, me and the wife'll be just chilling at home for the weekend.
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« on: July 22, 2016, 10:14:17 AM »
caught me some staryu today, it was a good day.
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« on: June 30, 2016, 10:29:59 AM »
>buying games a second time you've already played
why?
well if you're like me and sold your old console and its games for the upgrade, you'd quite enjoy the upgrade to all the games in 1 package
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« on: May 22, 2016, 04:10:41 PM »
Main Tank / Support caster, I like either buffing everybody and keeping them alive, or pulling aggro and being the shield of the party
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« on: May 10, 2016, 08:12:10 AM »
ok, go grab like 50 applications, and go door to door and cold call the fuck out of these businesses. that is how you get results in the world we live in. don't just look at job boards, there's a lot more jobs in this world than what the postings say. and be sociable about it. go in there and say something like "hey, I was wondering if you guys may be hiring?" and if they say no, don't leave, ask if you can leave your resume for when they do get an opening.
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« on: May 01, 2016, 06:48:08 PM »
My Rattata will be in the top percentage of Rattata.
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« on: May 01, 2016, 06:45:59 PM »
👍
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« on: May 01, 2016, 10:24:27 AM »
my compound bow with about 30 arrows
Diamond tipped hand saw
Hatchet
A box of nails
3 2L bottles of water
Change of clothes
Rations for 30 days
a boiling pot
a frying pan
Fresnel lens
80l backpack
soap
rope
blankets
that should be enough to keep me going.
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« on: April 16, 2016, 09:35:31 PM »
Oh man, these are cool.
I especially like the one that says "The image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer avaiable."
Is it still broken?
very much so.
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« on: April 16, 2016, 09:09:41 PM »
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« on: April 15, 2016, 10:07:43 PM »
Any advice?
don't.
Speaking from experience?
very much so, ended up shaving my entire head whe I was done with it. It starts with one or two hairs out of place, and then two more, and eventually you're shaving your head. I'd leave it to the experts who cut hair for a living.
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