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Messages - CoastalSet
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« on: December 08, 2014, 08:29:41 PM »
she wants the D
*chants* THE D!!!!!
482
« on: December 08, 2014, 08:29:18 PM »
Kill her
But she too cute
Don't question me
But she got bow
483
« on: December 08, 2014, 08:26:40 PM »
484
« on: December 08, 2014, 08:24:44 PM »
>Be me
>Friday in PE
>Walk for breast cancer
>Cute girl that I've been friends with comes up to me
>She asks me if I can bend over
>Lol wut
>We walk another lap and she asks again
>I bend over expecting to be humped by her
>She hops on by back
>She wraps her legs around me
>My arms are used as a leg rest
>Fellow alphas don't notice an praise me GG I never see them carrying girls
>The time a girl wrapped her legs around me
485
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:48:36 PM »
Bamp
Update us there, Senor Limp-wrist.
Will do
:DDDDD
This means she stuck a finger in your butt?
Well, um… not yet?
Sorry, OP. She's not in to you then.
Key word was not yet.
486
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:06:58 AM »
Bamp
Update us there, Senor Limp-wrist.
Will do
:DDDDD
This means she stuck a finger in your butt?
Well, um… not yet?
487
« on: December 03, 2014, 07:54:43 PM »
Toast/envelope
60% working?
488
« on: December 02, 2014, 11:08:34 AM »
ok so wait,
apparently this girl is attractive
have other people ever said you are good-looking?
After I grew a beard and I was prescribed glasses. Are they magic?
You have become a hipster.
Is it bad?
489
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:05:30 PM »
ok so wait,
apparently this girl is attractive
have other people ever said you are good-looking?
After I grew a beard and I was prescribed glasses. Are they magic?
490
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:25:24 AM »
Go... with the flow.
But the flow goes north
491
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:33:59 PM »
Bamp
Update us there, Senor Limp-wrist.
Will do
:DDDDD
492
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:45:21 PM »
Bamp
Update us there, Senor Limp-wrist.
Will do
493
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:17:17 PM »
Bamp
494
« on: November 16, 2014, 03:49:34 PM »
495
« on: November 14, 2014, 04:04:12 PM »
Y u dun check out? ;__;
496
« on: November 14, 2014, 08:22:30 AM »
497
« on: November 14, 2014, 08:19:03 AM »
Wtf
498
« on: November 14, 2014, 08:11:48 AM »
Thank God. It's about time. Even though Bungie.net got a cringeworthy update, #gaming is being reclaimed slowly.
499
« on: November 09, 2014, 09:21:27 AM »
Let her ride on your shoulders, then you might be able to smell whether she's wet.
༼ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ༽
500
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:56:27 PM »
(•~• )
501
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:06:54 PM »
Does she happen to hang around that one girl in school who sits silently in class with her hair over her face, dresses in walmart clothes with old skate shoes, and may or may not own a Naruto headband?
Nope, nope, and nope. She's one of the more well known people at school
502
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:53:41 PM »
But seriously, though. Ask if you can lick her snatch. If she wants you to, then you're in. If she doesn't want you to, then you'll experience embarrassment for the rest of your high school career (I'm assuming you're in high school considering the amount of autism in the OP).
Not really, if she spreads that around that you tried to go down on her, if people give you shit just wink and say you're open for business. Then move your tongue up and down really fast.
We need an award for you
503
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:47:30 PM »
But seriously, though. Ask if you can lick her snatch. If she wants you to, then you're in. If she doesn't want you to, then you'll experience embarrassment for the rest of your high school career (I'm assuming you're in high school considering the amount of autism in the OP).
Expected to be called middle schooler… Ok then
504
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:46:09 PM »
Answer her questions. Also, try your best to acquire a blowjob.
People make terrible hair dryers
OH SHIT HE USED AN ALTERNATIVE MEANING OF THE WORD BLOW CHECK THIS GUY OUT.
I GET THAT JOKE BECAUSE I SPEAK ENGLISH LOLOLOLO
Sarcastic comment is sarcastic
505
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:43:01 PM »
Hey look, a girl thread!
Feels just like the old days.
Amirite?
506
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:42:40 PM »
Answer her questions. Also, try your best to acquire a blowjob.
People make terrible hair dryers
507
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:41:49 PM »
I'm an Asian. And apparently I look better with glasses.
My hypothesis is now confirmed. Thank you, I'll be taking my twenty dollars.
Not if I take them first
508
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:39:28 PM »
She asks you these and you immediately jump on your phone to post here?
That was your first mistake.
It was yesterday. All I did was answer her questions. And what does it mean? The numbers Mason what do they mean?
How did she respond? What were your answers?
>lol blackcocks
Well, the bell rang before she could respond. Ps. She's a blonde. I'm an Asian. And apparently I look better with glasses.
509
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:34:37 PM »
She asks you these and you immediately jump on your phone to post here?
That was your first mistake.
It was yesterday. All I did was answer her questions. And what does it mean? The numbers Mason what do they mean?
510
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:28:48 PM »
How big is the booty?
10/10
Spank it then dive in face-first.
K but last time I dived into something I flopped
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