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UPDATE: FOUR TEAMS ARE NOW NEEDED

Earlier today, during my break from lectures, I decided to take a walk down to the city centre. I was expecting it to be like any other walk: uneventful, with the occasional beggar asking for my hard-earned government money. This time, however, things were different.

As I was passing the Magistrates' Court, I started coming up to a group of about five or six hooded thugs, all huddled in a circle. I didn't pay much attention to them; I simply walked past them without so much as a glance. Walking by, I caught the smell of marijuana on them, and as I passed them, I noticed one of them turning in my direction out of the corner of my eye. The guy said "man stare, man get knocked out, bruv." My heart started pumping for a moment, but I ignored him and continued walking on, listening out for any footsteps behind me in case in needed to run.

As you all know, Fedorekd doesn't let threats go ignored. Additionally, not only did this guy threaten me, he also falsely accused me of staring at him and his degenerate buddies, and I can't let that go unpunished.

So, what I need is a team. A team to help me take on these sub-human scumbags and teach them a lesson not to threaten me. The best place to assemble such a team is this website. If you want to help me take them down, let me know and tell me why you'd be a good pick for my team, as well as what class you'd want to be. To keep things fair I'll only take five other people.

Here is the approximate location.

UPDATE: It turns out Halo Archive are behind this and are trying to have me assassinated. This means war. Full details.

UPDATE: Halo Archive have enlisted the help of r/halostory. We're gonna need even more men. Full details.

UPDATE: Halo Archive has officially declared WAR on the Meme Team. Full details.

ALPHA SQUAD
-Fedorekd - Leader - Designated Marksman
-Big Boss - Knife Man
-Simseoh - Chav Scalping Specialist
-SpartanT - Tech Support
-BaconShelf - Legion
-Onion - Titan

BRAVO SQUAD
-Gatsby - Leader - Shaman
-Sandtrap - Sacrificial Lamb
-Catzilla - Boomerang User
-Lord Ruler - Meme Man
-Ember - Kyrgyz Rental Car Salesman
-Stroud - Aerial Support

CHARLIE SQUAD
-Vien - Leader - Beserker
-Jet Wave - Stealth Master
-Das - Ayatollah of Iran
-Aria - Punished Paladin
-Desty - Fighter
-ChaosMetalDragon - Maxed-Out Skill Tree

DELTA SQUAD
-Flee - Leader - Legal Advice
-Dietrich Six - Bruiser
-ChallengerX - Interracial Relations
-Ushan - Poison Tester
-Verbatim - Skydiver
-Luke - Rock Climber

MEME LOYALIST CITIZENS
-Ian

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I'm fucking bored of this site so I thought I'd be generous and donate it to a charity. I can't decide which, so I'll let you guys decide.

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Thanks to the power of government maintenance loans and grants for students, I am able to afford the basic necessities while I attend university. However, because I don't spend a lot of money, I will be finishing this year with a significant amount leftover from not only this year, but last year as well. I was thinking of spending it on video games, or a new PC, but then I found this online and thought that this would be the perfect use of my money.

Should I go for it? I don't normally like splashing lots of money on things like this, but I feel like this sort of thing would be in pretty high demand and may go quickly.

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Gaming / Stellaris: Utopia announced
« on: February 02, 2017, 11:22:29 AM »
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The stars have called you for millennia and now you walk among them. A universe of possibilities is open to your species as it takes its first fitful steps into the great unknown. Here you can turn your back on the divisive politics of the home planet. Here you can build something new. Here you can unify your people and build that perfect society.

Only in space can you build Utopia.

Utopia is the first major expansion for Stellaris, the critically acclaimed science fiction grand strategy game from Paradox Development Studio. As the title suggests, Utopia gives you new tools to develop your galactic empire and keep your people (or birdfolk or talking mushrooms) happy. Push your species further out into the galaxy with new bonuses for rapid exploration or stay closer to home before striking out against all who would challenge you.

Feature List:
  • Megastructures: Build wondrous structures in your systems including Dyson Spheres and ring worlds, bringing both prestige and major advantages to your race.
  • Habitat Stations: Build “tall” and establish space stations that will house more population, serving the role of planets in a small and confined empire.
  • Traditions: Collect Unity points and adopt ideas and bonuses that will ease your species’ expansion across the stars, unlocking special perks for completing a set.
  • Rights and Privileges: Set specific policies for which of the many species under your thumb will have the rights and privileges of full citizenship.

https://www.paradoxplaza.com/news/Stellaris-Utopia-Announced/

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The Flood / A Series of Unfortunate Events Netflix Series
« on: January 13, 2017, 08:27:31 AM »
Anyone watch it? It got put up today. I'm on the first Reptile Room episode and I'm liking it so far.

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The Flood / challengerX is fat
« on: January 04, 2017, 09:37:44 AM »
He's so fat.

Like if you agree.  8)

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The Flood / important news about challengerX
« on: December 18, 2016, 05:23:33 PM »
he's gay


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The Flood / Brendan Fraser's heartbreaking interview
« on: December 16, 2016, 03:58:24 PM »
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This is just awful to watch. He's completely broken.

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Gaming / The Walking Dead: A New Frontier Launch Trailer
« on: December 11, 2016, 02:45:34 PM »
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Episodes 1 and 2 come out next week and I'm fucking hyped.

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The Flood / A Series of Unfortunate Events - Trailer 2
« on: December 07, 2016, 06:35:18 AM »
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Still can't tell if this looks terrible or if it looks perfect tbh.

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The Flood / Christmas Megathread
« on: November 30, 2016, 08:04:07 AM »
Keep all discussion about Christmas and how much of a fucking joke it is to this thread.


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The Flood / A Series of Unfortunate Events - Count Olaf Teaser
« on: November 03, 2016, 11:06:55 AM »
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woah

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Serious / brexit
« on: November 03, 2016, 06:12:16 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37857785

idk if this is news or not i think it is

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Gaming / halo wars 2 card packs...woah...
« on: October 19, 2016, 09:09:16 AM »
so this is the power of the xbox one......

YouTube

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Gaming / So this is the power of VR...
« on: September 25, 2016, 11:43:38 AM »
woah...



makes me wish i had VR...

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IKEA VR Experience is a thought-provoking creation that depicts the uncertain nature of existence and explores what it means to be human.

Enter.

Life in the kitchen is efficient; conventional. But dare to gaze outside, beyond your patio: an infinity awaits you. It has been watching since the moment you were born; ready to steal you away like a desirable pencil. And, it would at first seem that as long as it exists, a person cannot truly be themself. This infinity is death.

IKEA VR Experience incited my reevaluation of reality.

As members of society, we are conditioned to fixate on the False Kitchen of the material world in order to ignore the inevitability of death and the consequent futility of life. Though we may not discuss it, this is a trap that we all fall into.

What Ikea has endowed upon us is a gift: something to define our existence. It favours not the wealthy, nor the poor, but everyone. The answer is beautiful minimalistic furniture that exceeds this material realm: it is a visual gateway to the transcendent civilisation of Scandinavia, a place of unconditional equality, where life has meaning. Each time I enter my Ikea-furnished home, I feel as free as the Swedish wilderness. Though my passport is British, in my heart I am Scandinavian.

Ikea has granted me purpose.

No longer am I a meatball in a bowl, waiting to be singed by the frying pan of mortality. We all live; we all die. Accept it. Only then will the True Kitchen be revealed to you. Within the True Kitchen, I am not only myself, but I can become anyone I choose (including a cat!); do anything I choose. Here, the restrictions of society are not present. Suddenly, the infinity outside doesn't matter any more.

If you feel depressed, if you feel compelled to resort to drugs, or if you feel incomplete, I recommend to you this masterpiece. After all, IKEA VR Experience is not a game, nor is it an essay in philosophy. As evinced by the title, it is an "experience".

My body is the same, but my soul is different. 10/10

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Serious / Corbyn re-elected as Labour leader
« on: September 24, 2016, 07:26:58 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37461219

Not the most surprising news, but news nonetheless.

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The Flood / Hillary Clinton on Between Two Ferns
« on: September 22, 2016, 10:24:11 AM »
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woah...

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The Flood / YouTube announces the next step of its censorship program
« on: September 21, 2016, 07:20:09 PM »
>mass flag videos
>help moderate community content

oh boy what could possibly go wrong

YouTube

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Gaming / huh...
« on: September 20, 2016, 04:18:25 PM »
really makes you think...


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Gaming / Dunkey: The Sad Year
« on: September 13, 2016, 06:22:55 AM »
where is the lie

YouTube

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The Flood / Anything Megathread
« on: September 09, 2016, 04:17:33 AM »
To further reduce clutter anything you want to post must be posted in here

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Gaming / Stellaris Discussion
« on: August 29, 2016, 05:21:41 AM »
I've realised we don't actually have a proper Stellaris discussion thread, and there are a number of people who play the game, so I thought I'd make a thread.

The upcoming October update is sounding pretty good.
Exploration Changes
Fleet Combat Overhaul
Diplomacy and Galaxy Setup
Fallen Empires and Upcoming DLC
Space Creatures

It'd be pretty cool to get a Sep7agon Stellaris game night going at some point, too.

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The Flood / Harambe: The Meme That Refused To Die
« on: August 13, 2016, 04:32:02 AM »

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The Flood / Spoiler The Walking Dead Season 7 Official Trailer
« on: July 22, 2016, 03:56:04 PM »
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NON-US Version:
YouTube


First half is a bit shoddily edited but everything after looks great.
>Shiva looks a lot better than I expected
>Ezekiel looks decent
>Spencer's so getting gutted
>More Jesus action

JDM still needs to beef up and shave, though

inb4thebandwagoncomesintoremindushowmuchtheyhatet heshowbecausewedon'tknowalready

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