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Messages - Groot
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« on: October 09, 2014, 03:11:01 PM »
Agreed.
I'm a tree in a mans body.
PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
I know the feeling.
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« on: October 08, 2014, 01:09:34 AM »
Well, shit. I ask because I couldn't find anything. 
Hopefully Audacity won't let me down.
Lol this should be put on the index.
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« on: October 07, 2014, 12:14:44 AM »
How can money be real if my wallet isn't real?
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« on: October 06, 2014, 03:10:20 AM »
Oh yeah. It sucks.
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« on: October 05, 2014, 04:19:13 PM »
Lord Commissar should be an admin in place of Focnr and Kiyo should be taken down to a normal ninja.
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« on: October 05, 2014, 04:03:21 PM »
Why would you even want to post cartoon kid porn? That is fucked up.
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« on: October 05, 2014, 12:23:14 AM »
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« on: October 05, 2014, 12:07:55 AM »
He got into a little... accident. He's fine now though. Mostly.
WHAT THE........WHAT DID YOU DO??
Hey man, you're the one who left him under a power line.
Yes, to get coffee. Coffee is important.
I figured he could wait 5 minutes for me..........I was wrong.
He can't even refrain from drinking filthy water while you have your back turned for a moment, what'ya expect?
I suppose I expect too much of him sometimes........
Sorry Groot 
I am Groot.
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« on: October 04, 2014, 10:16:39 PM »
I'm beginning to lose it. I have over a million things to think about in my life and I can never rest because of it. I'm not even a busy person so to speak.
It's the same shit for me everyday. Nothing but getting on the internet. There is nothing new in my life. My town sucks, the people living in my town suck and there is nothing fun to do here, and having to put up with this crummy place since the day I was born makes me regret being alive if I can't even get off the ground and support my own ass by leaving.
I remember why I used the internet to escape. Sadly it's a false escape. I just feel like I'm in limbo the entire time. Nothing ever seems to fracking change no matter what I try to do.
This bit is the same for me so I can empathize. Leaving your home town rarely works though. Anywhere can be shitty.
I'm sure there are places better than here.
Oh yeah. I would love to just move somewhere where I do not know anyone at all. If only I won the motherfucking lottery.
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« on: October 04, 2014, 10:11:28 PM »
That will only make people hate us more.
Who cares what that sorry excuse of a community thinks? We're all that matter.
I don't care so much about the larger community, just the few quality posters. Besides more people from there could join here as well.
Ah man.. you have a point.. But the moderation here actually works so how long would their assault last?
I thought spam attacks were impossible since first posts have to be approved.
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« on: October 04, 2014, 10:03:15 PM »
I'm beginning to lose it. I have over a million things to think about in my life and I can never rest because of it. I'm not even a busy person so to speak.
It's the same shit for me everyday. Nothing but getting on the internet. There is nothing new in my life. My town sucks, the people living in my town suck and there is nothing fun to do here, and having to put up with this crummy place since the day I was born makes me regret being alive if I can't even get off the ground and support my own ass by leaving.
I remember why I used the internet to escape. Sadly it's a false escape. I just feel like I'm in limbo the entire time. Nothing ever seems to fracking change no matter what I try to do.
This bit is the same for me so I can empathize. Leaving your home town rarely works though. Anywhere can be shitty.
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« on: October 03, 2014, 04:12:32 PM »
no
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« on: October 03, 2014, 11:41:19 AM »
Let's set something straight here. Let me guess...
You're not?
Your guess.
I am Groot.
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« on: October 02, 2014, 09:25:54 PM »
>2010, 5771 years after god created the world pls no fedora tipping
>just your average b.net newfoman™℠®©℗
>someone brings up coup d'élastique hon hon hon in thread
>"wot is coop"
Posted By: nipponfurryyiff420
>coup is le *le sniper memed* >i report nipponfurryyiff420 for cyberbullying
>he gets locked up for 25 years
>he calls up his coup shill homeboy die schiff x3
>he buys a hitman off of the deep web and sends it after me
>rabbi walks in front of me and gets shot instead
>mom gets scared, bel air, etc.
>coup d'bungie is shut down for anti-semetism
>iggyhopper is banned for 3 years
>writes mein kampf during ban time
>once ban has ended, he wins the heart of b.net and is elected as new overlord
>in revenge for coup being abolished, he becomes dictator of b.net and creates b.next
this is the 100% historically accurate story of how i am responsible for b.next's creation
i'm sorry
I am Groot.
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« on: October 02, 2014, 09:25:00 PM »
I am Groot.
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« on: October 02, 2014, 09:23:18 PM »
I am Groot?
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« on: October 02, 2014, 09:22:03 PM »
I am Groot.
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« on: October 02, 2014, 09:20:22 PM »
I am Groot.
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« on: October 02, 2014, 09:19:46 PM »
I am Groot.
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« on: October 02, 2014, 09:17:41 PM »
POST EM!!!!
I am Groot!
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« on: October 02, 2014, 09:13:17 PM »
You may or may not know I do quite a bit of writing. Regardless, if you want to name one of the craft in the story, feel free. I'll also post the classes below.
Corvette (Stealth)- =<250 metres
Frigate (Main ship)- 250<x<=400 metres
Destroyer (Heavily armed offensive ship)- 400<x<=1000metres
Cruiser (Like destroyers, but mainly defensive)- 400<x<=1000 metres
Carrier (Flagship)- >1000 metres (The Midnight class is 8.4 KM long but no new ships are needed in this class)
I am Groot.
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« on: October 02, 2014, 09:12:40 PM »
I am Groot.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 10:59:24 PM »
Sorry folks.
Groot kinda.........broke stuff -_-
I am Groot?
DON'T PIN THIS ON ME!
The intern was clearly running away screaming:
"there's a giant tree in the basement!".
Not "There's a talking raccoon with a machine gun!"
I am Groot.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 10:45:26 PM »
Sorry folks.
Groot kinda.........broke stuff -_-
I am Groot?
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« on: September 27, 2014, 01:56:12 PM »
I have been scouting this place out for a while. I usually lay low, but I noticed someone had a name VERY similar to mine. And there ain't no one like me, but me.
So who is this..........."Rocket-man"?
I am Groot.
What? No no no, that was the plan yesterday. Why are you changing the subject right now?
I am Groot.
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« on: September 27, 2014, 01:03:46 PM »
I have been scouting this place out for a while. I usually lay low, but I noticed someone had a name VERY similar to mine. And there ain't no one like me, but me.
So who is this..........."Rocket-man"?
I am Groot.
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« on: September 05, 2014, 10:35:22 PM »
Bump for relevance.
Relevance?
I am Groot.
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« on: August 24, 2014, 11:51:36 PM »
But then who is the real door?
I am Groot.
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« on: August 24, 2014, 04:43:40 PM »
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« on: August 24, 2014, 04:38:09 PM »
I am Groot.
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