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« on: December 31, 2014, 12:17:06 AM »
A name for the new proto-type Apache.
2432
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:06:03 AM »
So that means it's not opposite day.
#BillyandMandylogic
2433
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:42:56 PM »
Rocket's tight virgin asshole is going to be more loose than a veteran prostitute ' s by the time we're finished with him.
2434
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:27:55 PM »
this is a seriously annoying thread
Ftfy But seriously this explains ever--wait not it doesn't.
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« on: December 30, 2014, 08:21:46 PM »
So admin is a faggot.
2436
« on: December 30, 2014, 07:29:09 PM »
Do you guys want to see a mutated trapdoor spider grab humans? Maybe I'll make it into a found footage horror movie.
2437
« on: December 30, 2014, 06:03:38 PM »
Nothing could happen to you that's worse than being captured by a trapdoor spider while out on a simple walk.
2438
« on: December 30, 2014, 06:02:35 PM »
Watch the video. And be glad you're not a grasshopper.
2439
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:49:53 AM »
*pats your head* Want to know how you can avoid this? Spoiler （っ◕‿◕ ）っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS（っ◕‿◕ ）っ
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2440
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:15:45 PM »
Did somebody say
(っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate rocketman's anus?(っ◕‿◕)っ
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Swiggity Swoogity
*unhooks you from the leash*
*barricades door*
NICK PROTECT ME FROM THESE RAPISTS!
Isn't he one of us?
He's Nick's personal buttslave, so I'm not sure why Rocket thinks he's safe from Nick.
I was hoping he'd think there could be only one?
.................please?
Nah, he said we could share.
I don't believe you >_>
Sharing is caring~
2441
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:10:28 PM »
Did somebody say
(っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate rocketman's anus?(っ◕‿◕)っ
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Swiggity Swoogity
*unhooks you from the leash*
*barricades door*
NICK PROTECT ME FROM THESE RAPISTS!
You want protection? Sorry. I don't use protection ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
2442
« on: December 29, 2014, 10:23:31 PM »
Did somebody say
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Swiggity Swoogity
2443
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:57:49 PM »
after all they do for us
So what do they do for us besides being part of that huge military budget?
Well, they go over to fight our enemies, like after 9/11. And if Russia (or, hilariously enough, North Korea) ever decided to invade us or declare war, they'll be the first ones to respond while people like you and me will be sitting in our homes until we're either drafted or go all WOOOLVERIIIINES!!! on their asses.
2444
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:31:36 PM »
Eventually, I just need to see what happens.
2445
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:25:25 PM »
Why? Why can't they go use their own money at a golf course?
Wait, is the course for officers or soldiers?
Beats the hell out of me. It doesn't matter to me who the course is for. Military bases shouldn't have golf courses.
Must be nice to play golf for free.
Think about it: You're done with your second or so tour, but have to remain on a base in the U.S. You might be haunted by some stuff you had to do, or whatever happened to you, during your trip to the Middle East. Instead of playing video games or reading books, you want to go outside and enjoy the weather while playing a relaxing game of golf. I'd say go for it. Those sons of bitches do what us normal civvies refuse to do and put their lives on the line for us (or at least ,that's what they're supposed to do). Let them enjoy some taxpayer-paid relaxation, it's not like they don't pay taxes either. EDIT: Though I do agree wasteful spending, especially in the military, needs to be reigned in. Hard.
2446
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:21:42 PM »
What's pathetic is that I had to go onto YouTube to find out how to delete games. With the 360 it's straight forward. What I also love is just all the steps you have to do.
1.Start from Home (press the Xbox button on your controller to go Home).
2.Go to My games and apps.
3.Highlight the content that you want to uninstall.
4.Press the Menu button on your controller.
5.Select Manage Game or Manage App.
6.Press the Menu button on your controller again.
7.Select Uninstall. What the fuck? Deleting a game shouldn't be that complicated and having that many steps. Microsoft sure went full retard with the UI for this thing.
Are you fucking serious. It's enough of a chore getting rid of that "Snap" feature (ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE IN A FUCKING GAME) and half of the game screen is dominated by the "party" screen....but now it's a puzzle to delete games? 360: Go to System Storage, go to games/apps, press Y on game, click A for Accept. XB1: Do a bunch of shit for five minutes and you might be able to make it to step 2.
2447
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:08:10 PM »
I'm off Fridays either way so I'm down.
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« on: December 29, 2014, 04:06:14 PM »
It really is. On the 360, you could just press the home button, browse through a menu of "Friends, Games, Movies and Apps " and you're good.
On the Xbox One, it's a fucking chore to get through. I end up feeling very frustrated by the time I find the menu I actually want.
Like Keyu said, it's designed for the Kinect. But for non-kinect users like me, its a pain in the ass. And I really dislike the Windows Tablet dashboard settings, it's really ugly.
2449
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:28:21 AM »
Pumpkin and blueberry pies are the only kinds I really enjoy.
2450
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:18:44 AM »
I want to say it was just George "Not Enough CGI" Lucas fucking up and adding in scenes just for the sake of adding scenes...and Jar Jar.
But, I would guess they were celebrating a major blow to the Empire. While Sheeeeev was popular initially, people were growing tired of the Empire's brutality and were just celebrating a major defeat. However, they were most likely brought under heel soon enough until the Rebels could liberate them from the Imperial Remnants.
I honestly can't wait for Disney to re-release the OT. That way I can erase Vader lazily moaning "No. Nooooooo" when saving Luke from Sheeeev from my memory...and from canon.
2451
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:48:53 PM »
Born prematurely with a jacked up heart. 50/50 chance of survival.
Doctors tried to fix one of the valves on my heart, and I've got a lovely scar on my back as proof of that.
But once they did the surgery, they couldn't really do anything for me. So whatever happened, happened.
I'm happy to say I survived, and I'm here today.
Sounds more like medical science got lucky. I think the closest time I got to death was a suicide attempt. Back in High School I did fairly well in all of my classes except math. I despised math, but worked with my mom to try and understand it since my math teachers were egotistical assholes who cared more about talking about their life stories than teaching. After failing a math test (before senior year, I was God awful at Geometry) my mom practically screamed in my face about how I'd never be able to get anything past a burger flipper at McDonald's. I promptly went into my dad's room, sneaked his pistol out, and went into my room. I had the gun in my mouth a couple of times, but I couldn't do it. Ended up being talked out of it by really good (but no longer want anything to do with me) friends.
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« on: December 28, 2014, 07:43:49 PM »
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« on: December 28, 2014, 06:46:34 PM »
I would be sorry to hear that but I'm offline now so I can't hear you.
Stop being weird.
;_;
You've been replaced.
Wow
GET REKT SON
2454
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:57:54 PM »
Bby do u luv me
of course babycakes
thank ya sir!
Glad to be of some assistance c:
Bae~
2455
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:47:57 PM »
Bby do u luv me
2456
« on: December 28, 2014, 02:42:49 PM »
I don't think people disagrees with Saddam meeting Mr. Mayhem, they're just disgusted that Bush trumpeted a grief-stricken, suddenly Uber patriotic post 9/11 country into war in Iraq under the pretense that Osama was hiding in Sadam 's bedroom and that he had a huge cache of WMDs.
2457
« on: December 28, 2014, 12:05:17 PM »
#quickposting
get hardposted nub
Don't encourage him.
2458
« on: December 28, 2014, 11:57:25 AM »
420 quickpost
420 dolphin dive swaggity quickpost
2459
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:31:55 AM »
yes
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« on: December 28, 2014, 03:24:48 AM »
nick your (っ◕‿◕)っ needs to go on a diet
HE'S PLEASANTLY PLUMP YOU FURFAG.
What the (っ◕‿◕)っ did you just (っ◕‿◕)っ say about me, you little (っ◕‿◕)っ? I'll have you know I graduated top of my (っ◕‿◕)っ in the (っ◕‿◕)っ, and I've been involved in numerous secret (っ◕‿◕)っ on (っ◕‿◕)っ, and I have over 300 confirmed (っ◕‿◕)っ. I am trained in (っ◕‿◕)っ warfare and I'm the top (っ◕‿◕)っ in the entire US armed (っ◕‿◕)っ. You are nothing to me but just another (っ◕‿◕)っ. I will wipe you the (っ◕‿◕)っ out with precision the (っ◕‿◕)っ of which has never been seen before on this (っ◕‿◕)っ, mark my (っ◕‿◕)っ words. (っ◕‿◕)っ think (っ◕‿◕)っ can get away with saying that (っ◕‿◕)っ to me over the (っ◕‿◕)っ? Think again, (っ◕‿◕)っ. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of (っ◕‿◕)っ across the (っ◕‿◕)っ and your (っ◕‿◕)っ is being (っ◕‿◕)っ right now so you better (っ◕‿◕)っ for the (っ◕‿◕)っ, (っ◕‿◕)っ. The (っ◕‿◕)っ that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call (っ◕‿◕)っ. You're (っ◕‿◕)っ dead, (っ◕‿◕)っ. I can be (っ◕‿◕)っ, anytime, and I can (っ◕‿◕)っ you in over seven hundred (っ◕‿◕)っ, and that's just with my bare (っ◕‿◕)っ. Not only am I extensively trained in (っ◕‿◕)っ combat, but I have access to the entire (っ◕‿◕)っ of the United States (っ◕‿◕)っ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable (っ◕‿◕)っ off the face of the (っ◕‿◕)っ, you little (っ◕‿◕)っ. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little (っ◕‿◕)っ comment was about to bring down upon (っ◕‿◕)っ, maybe you would have held your (っ◕‿◕)っ (っ◕‿◕)っ. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you (っ◕‿◕)っ. I will (っ◕‿◕)っ fury all over (っ◕‿◕)っ and (っ◕‿◕)っ will (っ◕‿◕)っ in it. You're (っ◕‿◕)っ dead, (っ◕‿◕)っ.
Shhh calm down Ryle. You need a furry hug.
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d0nt fuk wt me m8 ᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ
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ᕦ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕤ hey bby
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