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The Flood / Ring ring ring on the doorbell of the next door nighbor's on thier front porch
« on: May 24, 2015, 12:35:43 PM »
But they didn't want me neither left me on someone else's lawn.
Till somebody finally took me in, my great aunt and uncle Edna 'n Charles.
They were the ones who were left in charge.
My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song.
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
Debbie had a satan spawn,, satan spawn, satan spawn.
Momma why do they keep saying this I just don't understand, understand, understand,
And by the way, where's my dad?

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The Flood / Shoot up
« on: May 24, 2015, 11:40:21 AM »
Head to McDonald's.
Order some fries.
Suck a dick or two.
Fall asleep in the bathroom stalls.
Hope it ends soon.

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The Flood / My Darling
« on: May 24, 2015, 01:08:42 AM »
I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling
You and me were meant to be together
My Darling
And if I cannot have you no one can
You're my darling
Cause I possess your soul your mind your heart and your body

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The Flood / Nobody will love you like I do
« on: May 23, 2015, 10:14:12 PM »
Do you think you could ever trust anyone else like you trust me?
If you did you'd regret it later.
And your kinks? Nobody would accept you like I do.
If they did they'd regret it later.
You think anyone can even stand you like I do? Even your mother couldn't love that side of you.
But I love that side of you.

Please come back to me.
I'd even give my heart back to you.

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The Flood / Demo Re-Uploads: hould you watch: Sono Hanabira ni Kuchizuke wo Anata to Koibito
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:55:23 PM »
YouTube

Mhm

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The Flood / >3DPD
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:28:53 PM »



>He actually likes 3DPD
>3DPD thinks it can trick me
>Losers think I'm a loser for not liking 3DPD
I may or may not have collected a 130 image strong no-loli sauce album for any interested.

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Gaming / If you like fallout 3 or Skyrim you have shit taste in game
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:02:12 PM »
Fight me.

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The Flood / MY MOM LOVED VALIUM
« on: May 20, 2015, 10:56:38 PM »
NOW ALL I AM IS A PARTY ANIMAL
I AM WHAT I AM
BUT I'M STRONG TO THE FINISH WITH ME VALIUM SPINACH

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Gaming / "You don't get Viruses on macs dude"
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:48:50 PM »
YouTube
.

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The Flood / be happy
« on: March 16, 2015, 02:38:56 PM »
YouTube


smiles

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The Flood / Todd Howard is literally satan
« on: March 16, 2015, 10:57:29 AM »
What more proof do I need than Skyrim, Oblivion and Fallout 3?
Seriously, it's like you guys are brainwas-
sweet jesus

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The Flood / HOLy TRAILEr LeAK OH MY gOD
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:02:24 AM »
*black screen*
"Waif, have you ever heard of TangCorp?"
"They make damn good juice."

*cut to random field of grass*
What was supposed to be a trip of a lifetime
"They took everything from me."

*cut to bus going down road*
"Good morning, Weaboos! This is your captian, Waifu Master speaking. We're currently headed towards our first stop, New York."
"Dicks!"
"Get away from me you moron!"

Turns into a nightmare
BWOOOOOONG

*cut to Manhatten skyline*
*cut to mysterious man talking to Waifu*
"TangCorp is trying to brainwash everyone to love 3DPD with thier juice."
"Not while we're alive."
*black screen*

"We've dealt with their bullshit for millennia."
*cut to Das riding over 3DPD in a panzer*
"Today we fight back."

*cut to Psy violently interrogating 3DPD*
*forced to listen to nightcore and anime OPs*
*Yu feeds 3DPD terrible mexican food to help in interrogation*
*3DPD Retches food up*
"Now, are you finally ready to tell us what we need to know?" -from Psy
"You can't win. You don't have anything we haven't planned for."
"Ah, that's where you're wrong."

*Cut to Tru the tsunzerker rampaging through the streets of manhatten crushing 3DPD under his feet*
*final cut to hillside filled with millions of waifuists lead by Waifu Master*
"THIS, THIS IS OUR GREATEST ACHIVMENT YET, BROTHERS"
*chanting, "Waifu, waifu, waifu"*

*cut to black*

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The Flood / "Waif, have you ever heard of TangCorp?"
« on: March 15, 2015, 11:09:39 PM »
"They make good juice."
*explosions*

3/17/15

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The Flood / cuddles thread
« on: March 15, 2015, 10:23:36 PM »


gots room for one more

cuddles

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The Flood / Every day
« on: March 15, 2015, 07:24:28 PM »

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Gaming / Bloodborne stream, thing.
« on: March 15, 2015, 06:25:24 PM »
http://www.twitch.tv/overusednames
Stream looked good.
Will be streaming bloodborne on the 24th. Most likely around 4PM EST.

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The Flood / I've got something to get off my chest.
« on: March 15, 2015, 05:37:21 PM »

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The Flood / I am a cute girl who does cute things
« on: March 14, 2015, 01:18:52 PM »


uguu~~

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The Flood / Am I a cute girl?
« on: March 13, 2015, 10:26:44 AM »
???

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The Flood / *breathing deeply*
« on: March 12, 2015, 01:16:23 PM »


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The Flood / I know this feel
« on: March 10, 2015, 05:35:14 PM »
YouTube

:(

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Gaming / I don't want this shit
« on: March 05, 2015, 07:43:02 PM »
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=wSe4SEEHC5mBzhY7
Get this out of my face.

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The Flood / oHello
« on: March 05, 2015, 07:02:20 PM »

:o

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The Flood / ochinchin no psy-kun ga daisuki da yo
« on: February 27, 2015, 10:29:41 AM »
I can't speak gook

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The Flood / I can't sing
« on: February 27, 2015, 10:17:24 AM »
I feel like singing
I wana fucking sing





Some days I sit, staring out the window
Watching this world pass me by
Sometimes I think there's nothing to live for
I almost break down and cry

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The Flood / MY BABY KNOWS THAT HER DADDY'S A SOLDIER
« on: February 27, 2015, 12:43:27 AM »
NOTHING CAN TAKE HER FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The Flood / SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE THE WORLD'S ALMOST OVER
« on: February 27, 2015, 12:36:21 AM »
BUT THEN SHE COMES BACK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The Flood / SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE THE WORLD'S ON MY SHOULDERS
« on: February 27, 2015, 12:32:37 AM »
EVERYONE'S LEANING ON MEEEEEEEEEEE


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The Flood / [go to bed]
« on: February 26, 2015, 11:18:07 PM »
YouTube

[happy birthday]

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The Flood / I need some of this gum
« on: February 26, 2015, 10:48:18 PM »
YouTube


sum1 help me

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