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The Flood / "Thanks for letting me swim with you."
« on: July 30, 2015, 10:25:53 PM »

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The Flood / I'm a page in a notebook waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks
« on: July 30, 2015, 06:41:14 PM »
There's something big and powerful and wise
And it's begging us to end its tragic life
So let's be good for the night
A hug without a partner is alright
Find a friendly way to make me die
A hug without a partner is alright
Find a friendly way to make me die

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The Flood / Everything makes me bleed
« on: July 30, 2015, 04:49:08 PM »
Your dead best friend is walking up the stairs with you

It's not our world anymore.

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The Flood / touch me
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:59:22 PM »
inappropriately

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The Flood / do not click
« on: July 30, 2015, 10:45:50 AM »
YouTube


There's a tongue in my mouth.
There's a lock on the door and I can't imagine wishing for more.
I've paid for my crimes and I've unlied my lies.
And now I'm adorned with a clever disguise.
I'm free as a bird.
I'm free.
There is a pill I've been meaning to swallow
and it's shaped like a record that I'd like to borrow
and covered in shit I've been meaning to wallow in
and I don't know where I'll be tomorrow.
I'm free as a bird.
I'm free.
I'm free as a bird flying over the sea.
Just can't find the summer.
If there's a God in the sky or a devil below.
That doesn't matter to me.
Cus I see Satan's face when I look in the mirror.
I see God inside of all of the people I meet.
I'm free as a bird.
I'm free.
I'm free as a man who's out wandering the streets looking for shelter.

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The Flood / Hey kids, do you like violence?
« on: July 27, 2015, 03:46:17 PM »
YouTube

My name is Waifu.

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The Flood / Dante's Inferno
« on: July 27, 2015, 03:34:48 PM »
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

yay. I'm a bad person.
Purgatory   Very Low
Level 1      Very Low
Level 2   High
Level 3   High
Level 4   Moderate
Level 5   High
Level 6    Moderate
Level 7   Extreme
Level 8   High
Level 9   Very High

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Gaming / The Truth about Bloodborne's story
« on: July 27, 2015, 12:07:03 AM »
The doll itself is the mastermind behind everything in our story. She has got bored of being used from the hunters as they wish, so she empowers our hunter that much to kill the fedora wearing neckbeard gherman who has her captive as his waifu, and now she wishes to have a husbando to satisfy her hentai tentacle fantasies. And guess what we become in the end...

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The Flood / Waifu's Monday Fanservice thread NSFW
« on: July 26, 2015, 11:06:01 PM »
Degenerates stay out.

Consider all links NSFW.
http://i.imgur.com/QWJfHXn.jpg
Here goes kids.

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The Flood / You are
« on: July 26, 2015, 07:40:24 PM »
a tiny speck on an insignificant rock sailing through a meaningless existence. May as well fuck some strangers this week.

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The Flood / <!-BULLY-FREE-ZONE-!>
« on: July 26, 2015, 05:51:49 PM »
<!-YOU-ARE-NOW-ENTERING-A-BULLY-FREE-ZONE-!>

<!-PLEASE-NO-BULLY-!>

Gibu kisses nao

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The Flood / fuck
« on: July 26, 2015, 05:26:57 PM »

>TFW you don't have the ability to lucid dream 24/7 and collect eggs in a giant ass dreamscape

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The Flood / Anime girls on weed a cute
« on: July 26, 2015, 02:37:20 PM »
YouTube

l

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The Flood / Trading extremely rare pepe
« on: July 26, 2015, 12:05:38 PM »
Spoiler

Post pepes 4 trading

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The Flood / Ecstacy is fun
« on: July 25, 2015, 01:16:17 PM »
Remember kids, better alternatives are always right around the corner.


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The Flood / Dance with me
« on: July 25, 2015, 12:58:20 PM »

yesbae

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The Flood / Fuck Off
« on: July 24, 2015, 12:16:12 PM »



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The Flood / We made love
« on: July 24, 2015, 11:43:52 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / It's how we know who the bad people are.
« on: July 11, 2015, 10:37:15 PM »

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The Flood / Nobody deserves anything they get
« on: July 11, 2015, 10:19:58 PM »
You need to earn it.

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The Flood / HIPPIE SHIIIIIIIIT (coke warning)
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:45:30 PM »
YouTube

fuck me man, never thought I would see this again.

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The Flood / >You will not be able to hold your waifu in this lifetime
« on: July 11, 2015, 06:03:27 PM »

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The Flood / No matter where you go
« on: July 11, 2015, 05:36:23 PM »
No matter what you do
I will continue to act like a sexual predator towards boys with anime girl avatars.
You can't stop me.
Now load me up.
Spoiler

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The Flood / We
« on: July 11, 2015, 02:23:36 PM »
Are
Cool
YouTube

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The Flood / Welcome to Sep7agon
« on: July 11, 2015, 01:53:12 PM »
Enter Name:_______

Choose Class:
FunPoster
Spoiler
STR 5
OBS 6
SPD 9
END 3
CHR 1
WIL 4
LUK 7
Starting Perk: Alt
Can revive once every fight with half health, half SPD and STR
Weeb 1
Spoiler
STR 7
OBS 5
SPD 10
END 1
CHR 1
WIL 6
LUK 5
Starting Perk: Dakimakura
Start with a Pet that becomes stronger as you do
Start with Cloth Clothing
Weeb 2
Spoiler
STR 8
OBS 6
SPD 3
END 7
CHR 3
WIL 2
LUK 7
Starting Perk: Katana Can Cut Through Anything
All enemies have their armor stat reduced by 2 when you attack.
Start with Light Armor and Weebsword
White Knight
Spoiler
STR 10
OBS 1
SPD 1
END 10
CHR 2
WIL 5
LUK 5
Starting Perk: M'lady
+2 charisma when dealing with all female characters, however, romance is never an option with either sex.
Start with Shining White Armor and Ferorasword
3DPD
Spoiler
STR 1
OBS 5
SPD 4
END 1
CHR 9
WIL 8
LUK 8
Starting Perk: Black Widow
You exist to ruin the lives of men. You have special speech options with men as well as a 10% increase to all male enemies.
Start with offensive spell and Light Cloak.
The Nobody
Spoiler
STR 5
OBS 7
SPD 5
END 5
CHR 5
WIL 3
LUK 5
Starting Perk: Quickly Forgotten
Running from enemies almost always works. (Base Plus 50% chance)
Start with light armor and wooden dildo
Angry faggot
Spoiler
STR 8
OBS 7
SPD 8
END 7
CHR 1
WIL 2
LUK 2
Starting perk: Berserk
Any time you are below 25% health you have added speech options as well as a 10% to damage.
Start with Leather strap and dull plastic knife.
Only doing one character.
Poll for class: http://strawpoll.me/4893907
Also added a theme poll: http://strawpoll.me/4895807
Need name suggestions for Poll. I'm partial to IfArTeD69

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The Flood / I have just boarded a plane without a pilot
« on: July 10, 2015, 08:31:04 PM »
and violets are blue
roses are red
daisies are yellow
the flowers are dead

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The Flood / Ascension is possible
« on: July 10, 2015, 06:01:29 PM »

We are beings of infinite possibilities. What limits us is the fact that we believe we have limits.
Stop believing.
Become 2D with me.

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The Flood / We are approaching the age of the gross
« on: July 10, 2015, 12:58:57 PM »
What we have to do, is deal with the problem when these individuals are young enough to be saved. Not in a religious sense.

Kill the 3DPD.
Waifu Initiative.

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The Flood / Thirsty?
« on: May 24, 2015, 03:01:59 PM »
Arbys offers Pepsi products!
Hungry? Enjoy an Arbys limited time gyro.
Hate yourself? We all do. Die & vanish.
You won't be missed.

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The Flood / Tonight,
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:16:54 PM »
As you cry your way through your regrettable one night stand, remember that tomorrow at work, no one will care what you've done.

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