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The Flood / Re: One Thing I hate about my Family...
« on: January 02, 2015, 09:26:55 PM »
Hey, remember the opening of Ice Age?
What?

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The Flood / One Thing I hate about my Family...
« on: January 02, 2015, 01:28:39 PM »
Is that they think telling someone something when they are half-asleep or completely asleep counts as actually informing them of something. Just because you tell someone something when they are in bed and get a mumbling response does not mean they will remember. This happens to me often.

"What are you doing!? We have to go now! I told you hours ago!"
"What!? When? Where are we going?"
"I told you this morning when you were asleep! Get ready!"

Well no fucking shit, Sherlock. Of course I don't remember because I was asleep. My Eyes were closed and my mind was in a state where I was not capable of comprehending or remembering what you told me. Whatever guttural noise my primal self made acknowledging what you said was made to make you go away so I could go back to sleep; nothing more. Use your fucking brain. If my eyes aren't open for at least 30 seconds, I won't remember whatever the hell you're trying to tell me.

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Someone needs to acquire the patents for this gun, improve it, modernize it, and start some mass fucking production! We need this space gun!
If they're modernizing it, then won't it already be different to the point where you don't need to get the patent, assuming the patent isn't expired?
Well, I mean give it more practical materials. Rather than wood and bakelite, it would be using polymer. Also, I;m sure there was some reason that the thing never went into production. Those problems would have to be fixed. I don't know if the patents are expired, but either way, as space gun like this is an awesome one to have.

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The Flood / Re: Something I have to admit
« on: January 01, 2015, 09:30:08 PM »
Where is your avatar from?

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Someone needs to acquire the patents for this gun, improve it, modernize it, and start some mass fucking production! We need this space gun!

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This makes me physically ill.
How does that even work?
There are varying opinions on the internet. Not many actually know because it hasn't been taken apart for so long. There are various images on the internet that may explain it, but it is disputed which ones are correct. From what I've gathered, it uses some sort of hooked rod to pull the rounds into the chamber.
Do the shells eject on the other side, or on the bottom in front of the magazine?
I really don't remember. Look it up here: http://world.guns.ru/index-e.html

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This makes me physically ill.
How does that even work?
There are varying opinions on the internet. Not many actually know because it hasn't been taken apart for so long. There are various images on the internet that may explain it, but it is disputed which ones are correct. From what I've gathered, it uses some sort of hooked rod to pull the rounds into the chamber.

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The Flood / Re: The GREATEST thing I've ever read
« on: January 01, 2015, 07:03:00 PM »
Hot damn the people in the OP are fucking assholes. Ruined a girls life because she gave a guy a concussion and scratched his gun. They could have just scared her and dropped the charges. She probably thought she was doing something right. The people in the wrong were the father and his sons. They ruined a woman's life for shits and giggles.
She deserved it for being a liberal./
I sense sarcasm.

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YouTube

What is this thumb over bore horseshit?
I think the better question is why he's linking an IWI shill unironically
What?

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The Flood / Re: You can have one augmetic, what would it be?
« on: January 01, 2015, 06:47:00 PM »
Some sort of pheromone implant that will make every girl want to have sex with me.
That is incredibly shallow of you.

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The Flood / Re: The GREATEST thing I've ever read
« on: January 01, 2015, 06:29:55 PM »
Hot damn the people in the OP are fucking assholes. Ruined a girls life because she gave a guy a concussion and scratched his gun. They could have just scared her and dropped the charges. She probably thought she was doing something right. The people in the wrong were the father and his sons. They ruined a woman's life for shits and giggles.

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YouTube

What is this thumb over bore horseshit?
I don't really know. In the thumbnail, he's not actually shooting the rifle. He's just posing with it.

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you'd best be talking about airshit
Agreed. If he lived in the U.S. and got his hands on a Famas, he is one lucky motherfucker.

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The Flood / Re: Is it wrong that I enjoy this thought?
« on: January 01, 2015, 04:30:24 PM »
bump

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The Flood / Re: Anyone here ever get bored and just stare at their dick?
« on: January 01, 2015, 04:27:59 PM »
bump

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The Flood / Re: Is this an odd fantasy?
« on: January 01, 2015, 04:24:12 PM »
bump

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The Flood / Re: I have discovered something amazing....
« on: January 01, 2015, 03:01:55 PM »
bump

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The Flood / I have discovered something amazing....
« on: January 01, 2015, 01:26:21 PM »
I just put some coffee beans into my cocoa pebbles cereal and it is amazing. I just thought I'd share this with you, my children.

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The Flood / So I just saw Fight Club for the first time....
« on: December 31, 2014, 07:27:18 PM »
And while I may have figured out the ending before it happened, it played out in a way that I was not in any way expecting and holy fuck that ending was satisfying. I don't think I've ever been so satisfied with the ending to a movie.

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The Flood / Re: Would you cry?
« on: December 31, 2014, 04:44:44 PM »
I don't really know whow he is. The name sounds familiar but I never remember who posts what.

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The Flood / Re: People are hilarious...
« on: December 31, 2014, 10:54:52 AM »
bump

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The Flood / Re: Is this an odd fantasy?
« on: December 31, 2014, 10:48:13 AM »
You should watch Red Dwarf, Lester ends up pregnant through some alternate dimension shit and banging himself and has to give birth. He's a guy
I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.

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The Flood / Re: Is this an odd fantasy?
« on: December 31, 2014, 06:47:47 AM »
*Reads the first line in the spoiler*




I'm out.
If you donn't participate in the fun threads on this site, then what is the point of being here in the first place?

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The Flood / Re: Is this an odd fantasy?
« on: December 31, 2014, 06:34:45 AM »
Please Beware: What you are about to read contains sever WTF factor that may or may not cause you to grow an entirely new organ specifically for cringing. The Following may also contain excessive amounts of creep factor that are so amplified by my age and the content in question.

Spoiler
Anyone else ever imagine fictional characters from various films/shows becoming pregnant? Just for the hell of it. Like hot they would react along with the rest of the characters in their fictional universe. Like if a character like Samus or Asami from LoK woke up one day to find out that they're pregnant. It really is an interesting idea though. It would especially be interesting if they don't know how they got pregnant. As if they had never banged before and something like a secret society kidnapped them while unconscious and inseminated with some sort of prime bred reproductive cells or artificial super-human type thing or some shit like that. All this because the said character is genetically a prime choice for the desired human being to be birthed through. And if they tried to abort, the said society would intervene in indirect ways if possible but directly with commandos if necessary to protect their investment. "WTF Holy shit I'm pregnant. How did this happen I have never fucked before. This is some straight up Biblical shit right here?!" I have imagine other characters in such a situation, but I'd rather not mention them for fear of seeming like a creepy old man with some twisted daydreams.

Some example characters would be: Azula, Elsa, Samus Aran, Asami Sato, Opal Beifong, Rapunzel(Tangled), various Hot wheels characters(World Race series), Silvermist(Tinkerbell universe), Rosetta(Tinkerbell Universe), etc....

Judge me as you will, but know that there are those that are worse than me out there. I am only expressing my right to free speech on this wonderful site. I just wanted to share this with you. With anonymity, there is no dignity.

Spoiler
Sometimes I also imagine how the characters would deal with actually having the children and how they would raise them. I could totally imagine an older Azula with two newborn twins wrapped up in her outfit breastfeeding while she chastises them for feeding too much. That's as far as I'll go with that. I think I've given enough to the flood tonight.

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Hot wheels characters

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Hot wheels





Not so fast. I have my justifications.




These characters are the ones I was referring to. They are nowhere near unfuckable.

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The Flood / Re: Is this an odd fantasy?
« on: December 31, 2014, 06:30:49 AM »
Tinkerbell Thread

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The Flood / Re: People are hilarious...
« on: December 31, 2014, 05:21:01 AM »
Girl in the bottom left was totes adorbs.

The black guy's reaction was priceless.
All of their reactions were priceless.

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The Flood / Re: Is this an odd fantasy?
« on: December 31, 2014, 05:19:56 AM »
A childhood with Azula as your parent would be...interesting to say the least.
Hopefully someone would be there to assist and keep her in line; or at least each her how to be a parent. Knowing her relationship with her mother, she would either love the living fuck out of her kids or completely ignore them.

She could be abusive.
She could be, but I doubt it. From the show it only shows her being abusive to her enemies but friendlier with her relatives and people she cares about with the exception of Zuko. I think she would jump on the opportunity to raise, brainwash, and train children of her own to do what she could not, or prevent them from doing  or experiencing such things.

The only one I recall her being at all caring to was her father, I get the impression her friends were just tools to her.
She loved her mother but had a breakdown and lost touch with her after she disappeared, and she also tried to be friendly with that guy at that one party, but instead fucked up.

Fair enough, perhaps I was too harsh on her, but I doubt any child she would raise would reach adulthood intact. Not that it would necessarily be intentional on her part, but she is definitely an immensely unstable person.
She was raised under an unstable environment by a father with illusions of grandeur and the resources to make his illusions seem like truth. When all this was taken out from under her, she broke down. I'm sure with some rehabilitation and therapy, she would be fine, and if she had someone to help her raise the children, she would be an odd but decent mother. Unfortunately we'll never know what happened to her in her later life because the fucking creators of the show decided to keep that little fact from us.

I'm certain her house burned down at least twice.
What's your point?

I don't think I have one. Do you? Is being without point a bad thing?
This whole thread had no point.







Fap.

( ͡ ͡° ͡° ʖ ͡° ͡°) I am assuming Direct control of this thread


Agreed. As long as there are images of Tinkerbell on the internet, no one can hijack my threads.

I-I thought I was in command.
Silly child. I am Chakas. Tinkerbell spamming is my specialty. You can not hijack what has already been hijacked. I hijack my own threads.

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