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1741
« on: January 10, 2015, 02:52:43 PM »
Was it a WASR?
1742
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:41:47 PM »
Did anyone do me?
+ likes Mass Effect
+ seems to have a level head
- is a pedo
Why you call me pedo?
Only because everyone else does. Lol
I still don't know why they do either 
1743
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:39:46 PM »
Did anyone do me?
+ likes Mass Effect
+ seems to have a level head
- is a pedo
Why you call me pedo?
1744
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:35:33 PM »
Did anyone do me?
1745
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:48:02 PM »
Chakas is too sexy to have bad qualities.
1746
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:26:57 PM »
I don't trust any of you. I don't believe that anyone died without pics. Pics or it didn't happen.
No one died
On B.old, someone did. It was confirmed by the mods.
1747
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:26:25 PM »
Don't worry man, we all hate subsisting off of others to survive...
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I only hope they don't discover the false wall in their basement...
Yeah, like someone remembers "Oh shit, there weren't walls here two years ago" and tear them down to find me masturbating to a roach.
In my case it would probably be to Tinkerbell movies, but it's the same way either way. They don't know about the false wall either. I was here before they arrived. My only worry is the landlord coming over and noticing the inconsistencies with the blueprints and reality.
1748
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:17:43 PM »
I don't trust any of you. I don't believe that anyone died without pics. Pics or it didn't happen.
1749
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:16:57 PM »
You people are so fucking depressing. Why you can't daydream about cool shit like me?
1750
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:16:37 PM »
Don't worry man, we all hate subsisting off of others to survive...
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I only hope they don't discover the false wall in their basement...
1751
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:16:10 PM »
No. Not without divine intervention.
1752
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:03:02 PM »
I've been daydreaming a lot about my own little fantasies in the IGPX and Avatar: TLoK universes. If you want to know about them, just ask and I'll tell you. Don't worry. They're not sexual.
1753
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:02:10 PM »
bump
That Russian gun looks...
Interesting.
Indeed it is. I wish someone would make a game* where you can use all these incredibly obscure guns and shit. It would be amazing.
I'd play that.
I think we all would.
1754
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:39:46 PM »
That is a lot of thought for ships. What gets me is the midnight class. Im trying to compare it to something.
How about a blade-like vessel with streams of plasma overlaying the edges meant for ramming de-shielded vessels and cutting through them in devastating ways.
1755
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:36:46 PM »
Are you a wizard? You're both sticking your hands through your head and phasing your arms through each other at once.
I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest and neither will you.
I am Chakas. You cannot me for I have seen life itself obliterated in a blaze of horrific glory as a lesser evil. I have no nightmares; Only memories.
lol.
You fucking quoted me before I finished editing it. I made something amazing but you took my ruff draft.
1756
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:33:21 PM »
Are you a wizard? You're both sticking your hands through your head and phasing your arms through each other at once.
I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest and neither will you.
I am Chakas. You cannot haunt me, for I have seen life itself obliterated in a blaze of horrific glory as a lesser of two evils. I have no nightmares; Only memories.
lol.
Fixed
1757
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:31:46 PM »
Are you a wizard? You're both sticking your hands through your head and phasing your arms through each other at once.
I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest and neither will you.
I am Chakas. You cannot haunt me, for I have seen life itself obliterated in a blaze of horrific glory as a lesser of two evils. I have no nightmares; Only memories.
1758
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:30:18 PM »
I don't know why you would buy a lambo when you could buy some pretty fucking amazing old muscle cars and trick the absolute living fuck out of them for the same price. Same "FUCK YEAH!" value, but you won't end up with a 20G repair bill if you dent your fucking bumper.
Because I'm not a muscle car guy; and they were the cars I wanted.
Why spend over a million dollars on a car when I can buy a massive house?
Because dreams
If I were to buy a Lambo, I would want to know how to use it properly. I would want to know how to take that fucker around a track like the damn Stig or it would feel like a waste of a car to me.
1759
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:29:12 PM »
Get something from your fridge with a transparent glass jar like jelly or something of that sort that your roommate devours regularly. Buy an identical jar of the said substance. Make the new jar look as much like the old one as possible. When you open the new jar, put your penis in it and make a bit of a mess. Take a picture of the said scene with your penis in the jar, print the picture, and tape it to the bottom of the old jar in such a manner than is unnoticeable. This way, once your roommate finishes the said substance, they see the picture of you molesting it through the bottom of the jar and think they just ate your edible fleshlight. Just be sure to keep some evidence of it being a prank and it being a false jar so that your roommate doesn't kill you in your sleep.
1760
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:24:27 PM »
Are you a wizard? You're both sticking your hands through your head and phasing your arms through each other at once.
1761
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:23:09 PM »
My archives of shit are too deep to recover the old smashing archive I have buried deep in their somewhere. Sorry. I'm not going to spend 45 minutes looking for some stuff that someone else would have already posted by then.
1762
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:20:41 PM »
I don't know why you would buy a lambo when you could buy some pretty fucking amazing old muscle cars and trick the absolute living fuck out of them for the same price. Same "FUCK YEAH!" value, but you won't end up with a 20G repair bill if you dent your fucking bumper.
1763
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:19:50 PM »
Silvermist having an orgasm 
1764
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:18:27 PM »
And I was the man with the knife...
1765
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:17:36 PM »
Only Chakas.
The fucking things I would do with toys if I had a tablet like in Night at The Museum. 
1766
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:14:46 PM »
What is a fairyfreeze?
XD
This. I am exceedingly interested. 
1767
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:13:43 PM »
Lol. Well you can make the family disappear.
That would require some pretty damn advanced magic; and there is no damn way an entire family is going to be stupid enough to step into a glowing pentagram on their living room floor.
1768
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:11:54 PM »
bump
That Russian gun looks...
Interesting.
Indeed it is. I wish someone would make a gun where you can use all these incredibly obscure guns and shit. It would be amazing.
1769
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:11:25 PM »
What the fuck
Wing Boner. That's what the fuck 
1770
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:48:21 PM »
That second spoiler gave me a boner.
I can relate
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