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The Flood / Re: Forum Guessing Game
« on: April 07, 2015, 08:38:57 AM »
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Forum gassing game
fix'd

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The Flood / Re: Just finished watching "Boyhood"
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:15:54 AM »
Boyhood sounds like the most homo gay movie ever.

8/10 on Trip Adviser.

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Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.
I had a girlfriend who bought a kinky nurses outfit and we did a roleplay, it was fucking awesome, I highly recommend you all try it, including you, FatherlyNick
*draws a red cross on left hand*
close enough...

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The Flood / Re: I love shitposts
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:12:19 AM »
I agree, they're much better than piss posts.

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Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.

8796
The Flood / Re: How much cum?!
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:46:06 PM »
Look at our world population. I wonder how much spunk washes into the sea.

Didn't you know that's why the ocean is so salty.
I don't want to believe.

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The Flood / Re: don't be mean to me in this thread
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:23:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: don't be mean to me in this thread
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:19:16 PM »
OP is a poopoo face
*giggles*

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The Flood / Re: gonna be harvesting some psilocybin mushrooms
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:11:33 PM »
I hope they're actually just poisonous mushrooms and you get severe diarrhoea and you shit so much you hallucinate.

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The Flood / Re: I encountered an actual 9gagger today
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:08:56 PM »
Le nice meme, m8.

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The Flood / Re: Who is taking summer college classes?
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:07:35 PM »
Aw that's cute.
I'm graduating in May.

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Aliens could weigh 300kg
US citizens are aliens - confirmed.

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The Flood / Re: How much cum?!
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:47:35 PM »
The answer is somewhere in this video:
YouTube

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Punched a Nazi in the throat. The fuck survived, sadly.

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The Flood / Re: The right to bear arms
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:45:45 AM »
A black cop?
That's so ironic.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone watch cartoons anymore?
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:24:23 AM »
As long as they have ponies in them.
Ayy, a fellow fr-
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sexy ponies.
Uh... Never mind. >_>

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The Flood / Re: Alpha male thread
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:10:03 AM »
"of that Nelson guy" sheesh, are you buddies? Do you go out for a coffee often with him?

I miss Ballmer. I wish he was the guy doing all Xbox stuff instead of that Nelson guy.
No but we ride the same elevator in our apartment block. He lives on the same floor. We hold hands while in the elevator.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone watch cartoons anymore?
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:08:36 AM »
As long as they have ponies in them. sexy ponies.

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The Flood / Re: Alpha male thread
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:04:54 AM »
I miss Ballmer. I wish he was the guy doing all Xbox stuff instead of that Nelson guy.

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The Flood / Re: What goes through your head when you get a PM on here?
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:02:10 AM »
I don't get PMs on here and I say thank god to that. Here I'll show you why.

Join the treehouse, you sexy beast!

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Outlook 2010 > others

Microsoft provides better support for products too.

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The Flood / Re: You guys remember this faggot?
« on: April 05, 2015, 06:09:00 PM »
Technically he did win because people felt rustled enough to hate him back.
Irony.

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The Flood / Re: Songs/Artists You Liked, and Now Regret
« on: April 05, 2015, 05:39:09 PM »
Oh yeah, like I'm going to say something like that on this site full of mean people

Spoiler
Ponybeat

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The Flood / Re: What goes through your head when you get a PM on here?
« on: April 05, 2015, 05:32:40 PM »
"What are they angry about this time?.."

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The Flood / Re: daily reminder that this kid exists
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:37:41 PM »
What was on the sign?
Damn, that kid is edgy AF.

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The Flood / Re: Do you exercise? If you don't, why not?
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:14:48 PM »

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The Flood / Re: tfw texting an 8/10 qt
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:14:05 PM »
Tell her that you're so beta you resort to asking a bunch a virgins on how to talk to her.
OT: "Tell your boyfriend, I said hi."

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The Flood / Re: i have come to a sudden realization
« on: April 05, 2015, 01:29:22 PM »
Science gone too far

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The Flood / Re: can somebody say BOOTY
« on: April 05, 2015, 01:26:40 PM »
He should try drumming with his face next time.

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The Flood / Re: Do you exercise? If you don't, why not?
« on: April 05, 2015, 01:12:24 PM »
18KG Shakeweight

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