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8101
« on: May 15, 2015, 10:46:04 AM »
I might be a partial contender for that spot. Not aesthetically pleasing in terms of muscles but I'm shaped like my environment apparently. Like a brick. I might even be able to contend with you in terms of strength. It's the end of the week and I'm tired now.
And I'm still capable of filling up a wheelbarrow full of dirt and wood and shit, picking it up, and hauling it up a pile of wood with me to dump it up on the top of the pile.
MUH GAINS
but do you have a small penis?
All the penile mass went into his biceps.
8102
« on: May 15, 2015, 10:11:29 AM »
I'm not sure I'm getting this right. Someone was about to bowl on a lane and you just barged in there and threw your own ball instead?
8103
« on: May 15, 2015, 10:05:17 AM »
"Surprise, motherfucker."
Thats a T.V. show you fucking sperg
Its in a scene from Shaun of the dead.
8104
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:56:43 AM »
But who will back up me?
8105
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:51:01 AM »
"Surprise, motherfucker."
8106
« on: May 15, 2015, 09:39:05 AM »
Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.
PSU couldn't even slap his wife, and he fucking tries as well.
you can't rape your wife
Can I post this on tumblr plz?
http://wiki.sep7agon.net/index.php?title=PSU
Tumblr would be all over this shit.
Exactly.
8107
« on: May 15, 2015, 08:53:18 AM »
How to be black:
Draw a big bulls eye on your forehead and shout random junk at cops.
Yes!
8108
« on: May 15, 2015, 08:52:19 AM »
Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.
PSU couldn't even slap his wife, and he fucking tries as well.
you can't rape your wife
Can I post this on tumblr plz?
8109
« on: May 15, 2015, 08:16:31 AM »
How to be black:
Draw a big bulls eye on your forehead and shout random junk at cops.
8110
« on: May 15, 2015, 08:08:06 AM »
I love some dogs more than others
8111
« on: May 15, 2015, 07:59:22 AM »
I shouldn't post here because I was never on b.net... But what was so great about b.net? (Please don't hate me for asking)
There were a lot of people there so regardless of the timezone the activity was always high.
Its okay, but not as high as it used to be. If you go to bungie.net's Offtopic today, you'll see what I mean by activity being high. Edit: Not sure why everything got quoted, but fix'd now.
8112
« on: May 15, 2015, 07:57:27 AM »
Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.
8113
« on: May 15, 2015, 07:12:27 AM »
And what use are you to society?
8114
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:16:54 AM »
I shouldn't post here because I was never on b.net... But what was so great about b.net? (Please don't hate me for asking)
There were a lot of people there so regardless of the timezone the activity was always high.
8115
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:13:23 AM »
Only when they start playing Freebird.
Freebird? Now that's a church i could get in on.
https://vimeo.com/126552945
what the fuck
8116
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:10:51 PM »
I don't go to church. God doesn't exist.
There are different churches you know...
8117
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:50:06 PM »
If I could get boners then I would have back in the day when I attended church. I had a huge crush on one of the pastors because he was so damn hot. I'm a sinner for thinking of fucking him in church.
damn, guurl
8118
« on: May 14, 2015, 03:55:34 PM »
At least their cars are nice. The boys here race in something like this 
8119
« on: May 14, 2015, 03:52:50 PM »
Haven't seen a single episode.
8120
« on: May 14, 2015, 03:52:12 PM »
Never.
8121
« on: May 14, 2015, 02:55:37 PM »
"Sir can we have your ID for future reference?"
"No I want to stay anonymous, just call me 'Septagon'."
"Yeah, that sounds reasonable, I believe this is a legit emergency."
Maybe he said "My first name is Sept and my surename is Agon."
8122
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:35:58 PM »
The Signal had an interesting soundtrack.
8123
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:31:34 PM »
I usually only get wet because I always have to hold my shit during the sermon and my thighs get sweaty.
Ew, have some fucking decency.
8124
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:22:21 PM »
Only cuz one of the nuns use to flash her tits for me
hawt
8125
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:10:41 PM »
My name is PewDiePie and today I'm doing Le awkward Church moments gameplay
Like, subscribe and tickle my anus for more videos like these.
8126
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:16:15 AM »
Moscow, ew.
8127
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:09:07 AM »
Thanks Obama.
8128
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:07:00 AM »
Easily fixed by making it a 'no bike, skateboard, scooter golf cart zone'
8129
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:04:20 AM »
So what exactly didn't work?
8130
« on: May 14, 2015, 08:56:20 AM »
Talking / screaming in your sleep happens. Maybe that's what happened here.
With that said - prepare your anus for the second coming of Christ.
Butt it's already so worn out from his first coming...
Just the way he likes it.
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