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The Flood / Re: So....Anarchy is on?
« on: May 25, 2015, 04:48:08 AM »
You need clearance.

basically suck off the most important looking mod here.

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The Flood / Re: I think I gave a spider mental trauma
« on: May 25, 2015, 04:23:21 AM »
Good, that little bitch deserves death. Finish it off, grab the febreze.
That's brutal.

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Anyone who is not a vegetarian.

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The Flood / Re: Bilingual people
« on: May 25, 2015, 01:25:14 AM »
Russian and somewhat Polish.

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The Flood / Re: Come Here I'll Give My Humble Opinion Of You
« on: May 24, 2015, 06:09:14 PM »
Do you remember the hot steamy intercourse we had?

I do.

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The Flood / Re: I know I'm a woman but...
« on: May 24, 2015, 04:23:31 PM »

Women are assholes
Its not about being nice - its about being attractive to someone. You can't suddenly become attractive to someone just by being nice to them.

Pro-tip: make your intensions obvious RIGHT AWAY. Holding the door and other such things are beta acts - unless you slap her butt as she walks though the door you're holding.

Honesty is key to a successful long term relationship.

instructions not clear... I posted a pelican

Your Pelican is going to give someone a seizure....

doesnt this have a perfect reverse correlation with the opposite thing? nice guys dont get laid because theyre ugly and self-entitled; dickwads get laid because theyre gorgeous and seem aloof, making them hotter

This statement right here! Such truth! Much impress!

... this is the truest statement ever.



Girls seems kinda backwards in their thinking >.>
No kidding.
They'd rather stay mad at someone for something stupid than just get over it.

I mean I agree with it because I finally said "yes" to the good guy.

Oh yeah, but we're not there yet. Its about that first impressions. Its about actually making your existence being noticed by a person.

When you are in a committed relationship - that's a different ball game altogether.

Yeah that's true, but I'm saying if you're completely open and honest you will set up a better foundation for a future with someone because there is less deceit and expectations are more realistic.

I mean I agree with it because I finally said "yes" to the good guy.
Poor guy.

On what grounds would he be poor for?
Making the mistake of bothering with 3DPD.

Ah I see.
Being yourself is important, sure.

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The Flood / Re: I know I'm a woman but...
« on: May 24, 2015, 03:01:20 PM »
Its not about being nice - its about being attractive to someone. You can't suddenly become attractive to someone just by being nice to them.

Pro-tip: make your intensions obvious RIGHT AWAY. Holding the door and other such things are beta acts - unless you slap her butt as she walks though the door you're holding.

Honesty is key to a successful long term relationship.

instructions not clear... I posted a pelican

Your Pelican is going to give someone a seizure....

doesnt this have a perfect reverse correlation with the opposite thing? nice guys dont get laid because theyre ugly and self-entitled; dickwads get laid because theyre gorgeous and seem aloof, making them hotter

This statement right here! Such truth! Much impress!

... this is the truest statement ever.



Girls seems kinda backwards in their thinking >.>
No kidding.
They'd rather stay mad at someone for something stupid than just get over it.

I mean I agree with it because I finally said "yes" to the good guy.

Oh yeah, but we're not there yet. Its about that first impressions. Its about actually making your existence being noticed by a person.

When you are in a committed relationship - that's a different ball game altogether.

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The Flood / Re: I know I'm a woman but...
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:22:18 PM »
doesnt this have a perfect reverse correlation with the opposite thing? nice guys dont get laid because theyre ugly and self-entitled; dickwads get laid because theyre gorgeous and seem aloof, making them hotter
Okay, I'll lay it out

1) Don't be ugly [not necessarily hot]
2) Be confident. Don't be afraid to give ANYONE shit if they deserve it.
3) Do not display thirst. Its not all about the pussy.
4) Do not cancel all plans just to help her out with homework. Don't be afraid to turn her down when you genuinely have other plans.
5) Having just vidya to talk about is just not k. Have a backup hobby even if its just as boring as your furniture at home.
6) Dirty jokes are go. Keep them funny - not creepy.
7) If you can impress - do it, but don't be a beta about it.

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The Flood / Re: Join the party, fuckers
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:17:02 PM »
Its empty.
Spoiler
just like my gonads

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The Flood / Re: I know I'm a woman but...
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:15:24 PM »
instructions not clear... I posted a pelican



"The downfall of Elegiac - the day when he did not post a fox."

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The Flood / Re: There's a cake on my porch
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:14:30 PM »
Hippy barthday!

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The Flood / Re: I know I'm a woman but...
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:13:37 PM »
Its not about being nice - its about being attractive to someone. You can't suddenly become attractive to someone just by being nice to them.
Because you know I'm all about that face
You look like a guy I used to know from school.
Your name isn't Vlad, is it?

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The Flood / Re: I know I'm a woman but...
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:08:07 PM »
Its not about being nice - its about being attractive to someone. You can't suddenly become attractive to someone just by being nice to them.

Pro-tip: make your intensions obvious RIGHT AWAY. Holding the door and other such things are beta acts - unless you slap her butt as she walks though the door you're holding.

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The Flood / Re: Does anybody actually mute people?
« on: May 24, 2015, 12:49:58 PM »
Have not muted anyone. Not on b.net, not here.

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The Flood / Re: Activity!
« on: May 24, 2015, 12:40:07 PM »
2 poor for furniture.

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The Flood / Re: happy porch day
« on: May 24, 2015, 12:30:41 PM »
I stood on my porch and watched the sun rise.

A beautiful day to be a porch.

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The Flood / Re: Why Am I Banned From Anarchy?
« on: May 24, 2015, 12:06:11 PM »
You're not alone, but I'm here for the flood anyway.

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The Flood / Re: First!
« on: May 24, 2015, 11:38:13 AM »
What is Flood's Anarchy?

Is it like a no rule hour or something?

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Gonna sacrifice a titcow to the loli gods.

Ritual at my basement today, everyone's invited.
I'm sorry but I can't come.
Fap harder.

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The Flood / Re: The Fall of Batch
« on: May 24, 2015, 09:48:59 AM »
He's literally the only one who thinks that gimmick is good
I dont even, it's a way of life now.

*sips fuck you*
it's a dumb (stolen) gimmick just to make you known, because you have nothing that makes you stand out
Says you, you cunt

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The Flood / Re: Where do you work?
« on: May 24, 2015, 08:48:43 AM »
For all the people unemployed here - where do you get the $$$$ from?
what money?

Bills, rent, food etc
i don't have my own place. i live at home with my parents.
Ah, lucky. (In a way)

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The Flood / Re: Where do you work?
« on: May 24, 2015, 08:23:00 AM »
For all the people unemployed here - where do you get the $$$$ from?
what money?

Bills, rent, food etc

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The Flood / Re: The Fall of Batch
« on: May 24, 2015, 07:47:16 AM »
My name is now part of history.

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The Flood / Re: You have one wish
« on: May 24, 2015, 07:41:01 AM »
i wish that i could wish for more wishes

boom

You can now ask for more wishes

Literally you have infinite wishes but all of them consist of just more wishes.

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The Flood / Re: Where do you work?
« on: May 24, 2015, 07:33:38 AM »
For all the people unemployed here - where do you get the $$$$ from?

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The Flood / Re: So, who's awake?
« on: May 24, 2015, 04:52:34 AM »

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The Flood / Re: So, who's awake?
« on: May 24, 2015, 04:36:40 AM »
You must sleep, all of you.
Only if you're keeping the bed warm for me.

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Gaming / Re: Happy 35th Anniversary Pac-Man
« on: May 24, 2015, 04:30:50 AM »
I ate the crown.

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I have shit taste in game. But I like game! I like game very much!

I play game, I like game.

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The Flood / Re: So, who's awake?
« on: May 24, 2015, 04:27:59 AM »
10:27 am, of course I'm awake.

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